In this blog on Hot Dog Jokes, puns are as juicy as a good frankfurter on a summer grill. Here, we cook comic dishes that promise more twists than wrinkly fries. Whether you’re a fan of classic dogs, bratwursts, or veggie links, our humor is sure to hit the spot, delivering an entertaining mix of puns, one-liners, and anecdotes.
Picnics happen every day in our world, and hot dogs always have the last laugh. So, together we brave mustard and dive bun-first into a world where jokes are as endless as the toppings on a hot dog stand. Get ready to toast your buns and lift your spirits, because when it comes to serving smiles, we’re on a roll!
Best Hot Dog Jokes
What do you give a dog that has a high temperature?
Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
What do you say when someone offers you a hot dog, but you don’t want it?
“No Franks.”
Why are hot dogs the best dogs?
Because they feed the hand that bites them.
What do furries and fast food lovers have together?
They both love hot dogs.
Why did the woman get fired from her job at the hot dog stand?
She put her hair in a bun.
Why did the hot dog go to the gym?
Because they didn’t want to be the weakest link.
What do you call someone who microwaves hot dogs?
Frank Zappa.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Frank.
(Frank who?)
Frank you for being such a great friend, let’s ketchup over hot dogs!
How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog?
With relish.
Yo mama so fat, the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs.
Why did the vegetarian hot dog cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do you call a puppy in the desert?
A Hot Dog.
What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?
Moostard.
What do you get if you pour cold water on a hot dog?
A chili dog.
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier?
A hot-diggity-dog.
What did the hamburger say to the hot dog?
“You’re on a roll!”
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says: “Make me one with everything.”
After a brief chuckle, the vendor makes the hot dog and gives it to the monk, saying, “That will be $4 please”. After the monk hands over a $10 bill, he finds himself waiting uncomfortably while the vendor does nothing except stare back at him.
Awkwardly the monk asks, “What about my change?”
“Ah,” replies the hot dog vendor, “Change must come from within.”
What does T’challa put on his hot dog?
Wakandaments.
What did the hot dog say when it had to poop?
“I must turd!”
What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?
He uses his Donkey Tongs.
What do you call an undead hot dog?
A frankenfurter.
What kind of bread is best for a vegetarian hot dog?
PETA.
Why did the dog lay out in the sun all day?
He wanted to be a hot dog.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign for the special of the day: hot dogs — regular, bun length, foot-long, and colossal.
“Give me two hot dogs,” the guy tells the bartender.
“How long do you want ’em?” the bartender asks.
“Oh,” the guy replies, “I thought I’d get to keep them.”
What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?
The WURST!
What do you call an attractive canine?
Hot dog.
Why did the hot dog not act in the movie?
None of the rolls were good enough.
How did the hot dog ask out his crush?
He mustard up the courage!
If you take the insides out of a hot dog, what do have left?
A Hallow-weiny!
Why didn’t the hot dog win the race?
Although he RELISHed the challenge, he wasn’t DILL-igent in his training, so he couldn’t MUSTARD the strength to KETCHUP.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large tray of hot dogs. The nun posted a sign on the hot dog tray, “Take only one. God is watching.”
Further, along the lunch line, a large pile of chocolate chip cookies was at the other end of the table. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the hot dogs.”
What do you call a spoiled hot dog?
A Brat.
What’s the best thing to put on a hot dog?
Water, to cool it down.
How do pilots like their hot dogs?
Plane.
How does the woolly mammoth like his hot dogs?
With mastodon.
What did my hot dog bun say when it fell into the fire?
“I’m toast.”
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Do you know what frankincense is?
The change you get back after buying a hot dog.
A hot dog vendor brings a homeless man to court for standing near the stand and enjoying the smell of the meat as he ate his bread. The judge is quite exasperated.
Judge: (to the homeless man) Do you deny this?
Homeless man: No, your honor.
Judge: Do you have any coins?
Homeless man: Just a few quarters, your Honor.
Judge: Give them here.
Homeless man: Your Honor, they’re all I have!
Judge: That may be so, but please just give me those coins.
Homeless man: Very well. (hands over the coins)
Judge: (to the stand owner) Pay close attention. (drops coins on the table) Did you hear that?
Stand owner: Yes, your Honor.
Judge: Excellent. Now you take the sound of those coins as payment for the smell of the meat.
“Doctor, I have problems with my eyesight.”
“Damn, straight you do. This is a hot dog stand.”
What do you call two hot dogs in a conversation?
A frank discussion.
Did you hear about the pig that took a tour of the hot dog factory?
He said that it was the most offal tour that he’d ever been on.
Why did the stoner get fired from the hot dog factory?
Because he was casing the joint.
How do you get a hipster to eat a hot dog?
Put it in a man bun.
How do you make a hot dog stand?
You take away its chair.
Two immigrants have just arrived in the United States and one says to the other, “I hear that the people of this country eat dogs.”
“Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.”
Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart.
“Two dogs, please,” she says.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil, and hands them over the counter.
Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their “dogs.”
One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously, “What part did you get?”
How can you tell when you’re at a gay barbecue?
All the hot dogs taste like sh*t.
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Why didn’t The Dictator ever cook hot dogs at a bar-b-que?
He always tends to burn the franks.
Yo mama so skinny, she looks like an Oscar Meyer hot dog with a branch shoved in her a**.
Do you know why a hot dog bun looks a bit like male genitalia and a hamburger bun looks like female genitalia?
Gender Rolls.
What do Americans and Asians have in common?
They both love hot dogs.
One day, Hot Dog Bun Boy came home from school.
His mother saw him come in looking pretty glum and asked, “What’s the matter Hot Dog Bun Boy? Did something happen?”
Hot Dog Bun Boy replied, “I was in my history class and it’s so frustrating that there are no lessons at all about Hot Dog Buns like us! It’s so unfair!”
The mother came up to Hot Dog Bun Boy and gave him a consoling hug. She then said, “I know son, it’s not fair. But in the end, history is written by the wieners.”
Why are hot dogs the weirdest dogs?
Because most of them are inbred.
Why did the hot dog vendor fail sex-ed?
He didn’t know what condiment.
A boy asked his dad, “What’s a condom meant for?”
The father replied, “Condiments are used to add flavor to certain foods, most commonly hot dogs and burgers.”
Why did the hot dog vendor cry?
He burned his wiener.
When does a hot dog have a close shave?
At the barber-cue!
Who is the hot dog’s favorite comedian?
Milton Boil!
How do hot dogs greet each other?
“Give me some skin!”
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