TOP 10 DAD JOKES ON CHRISTMAS

What do you call a Christmas wreath made out of $100 bills?

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

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How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

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Why didn't Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents?

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

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What did 50 Cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

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Why is Christmas like your job?

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Why is it so easy to track Santa on Christmas Eve?

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Do you know why the gates of heaven are always left open?

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What do you call someone who gives out soda on Christmas?

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TOP 10 DAD JOKES ON CHRISTMAS

What do you call a Christmas wreath made out of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why didn't Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents?

Because he was on the Nautilus.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

“It's Christmas, Eve.”

What did 50 Cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

“Gee, you knit?”

Why is Christmas like your job?

You do all the work and a fat man in a suit gets the credit.

Why is it so easy to track Santa on Christmas Eve?

Because he always accepts cookies.

Do you know why the gates of heaven are always left open?

Because Jesus was raised in a barn!

What do you call someone who gives out soda on Christmas?

Fanta Clause.

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