A woman approaches a cardinal.
Asking him “Father, forgive me for disturbing you. But do you perform burial services?”
The Cardinal calmly answers “Yes my child, of course. It is our duty to perform and help with these arrangements. May I know what the relationship of the deceased is with you?”
The woman, pleased, responds, “My poor dog Bucky has just passed away. And I would like for him to be buried properly.”
The Cardinal, offended says, “A burial for a dog? Me? You should go to the Church of England, I’m sure they can accommodate you.”
“Are they expensive?” The woman asks.
“No, I shouldn’t think so, why?”
“Do you think 5,000 euros will be enough to cover the costs?”
The cardinal, without hesitation, responds, “My dear child, come, you didn’t tell me your dog was a Catholic!”
Explanation: The humor comes from the cardinal’s sudden shift in attitude when money is mentioned. Initially dismissive of the idea of a dog’s burial, his quick acceptance after hearing about the 5,000 euros highlights a satirical take on human behavior, especially when financial incentives are involved.
