Geminis, born between May 21 and June 20, are the social butterflies of the zodiac, if butterflies could send 47 texts a minute and change their minds mid-sentence. Ruled by Mercury, the planet of communication, they love to talk, share ideas, and occasionally argue with themselves just to stay sharp. One moment they’re deeply focused, and the next they’re distracted by a passing cloud that looks like a taco.
Talking to a Gemini can feel like being in a group chat with five different people—and all of them want the last word.Making fun of Geminis is like trying to roast someone who’s already roasting themselves while laughing and switching topics. These jokes take the wild energy of Gemini and turn it into pure comedy fuel. The best part? Geminis will laugh the loudest, even if the joke is clearly about them… or maybe about their other personality. It’s hard to tell.
Best Gemini Jokes
Why did the Gemini bring two phones to the party?
Because one was for texting… and the other was for texting themselves back!
I don’t believe in Astrology,
I’m Gemini, we’re skeptical.
An astrologer went to the doctor for her lab results.
Before the doctor could say anything, the astrologer asked, ” What’s your zodiac sign?”
Doctor: “Gemini.”
Astrologer: “I knew it, Gemini are the most studious of all the zodiac sign.”
Doctor: “What’s your zodiac sign?”
Astrologer: “Cancer.”
Doctor: “What a coincidence.”
Why doesn’t Gemini ever lose at chess?
Because they’re playing with themselves—and still arguing over the rules!
How can you spot a Gemini at a party?
They’re talking to five people, at the same time about five different topics.
Twelve signs that you’re an idiot:
- Aries
- Taurus
- Gemini
- Cancer
- Leo
- Virgo
- Libra
- Scorpio
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Pisces
Why did the Gemini break up with their clone?
Too much competition in the relationship!
What did the Gemini say during an identity crisis?
“Wait… which me is having the crisis?”
A guy on a speed date with a woman.
Guy: “Hello! I am John. Nice to meet you.”
Girl: “Nice to meet you too!! I am Jane. What do you do for a living, John?”
Guy: “I am an Astrophysicist.”
Girl: “OMG!! That’s so cool. I am a Gemini..”
Why did the Gemini bring a mirror to the date?
So they could talk to someone who really gets them.
My girlfriend couldn’t stand my obsession with horoscopes. In the end, it Taurus apart.
The irony is that I’m a Gemini.
Why are Geminis terrible at keeping secrets?
Because one of their personalities always spills the tea.
I’m a Gemini.
Me too!
What’s a Gemini’s favorite movie genre?
Anything with a plot twist… every 5 minutes.
Studies show unprotected sex has over an 8 percent chance of causing Cancer.
The same study found a near equal chance of causing Gemini or Sagittarius.
Why did the Gemini get kicked out of the debate team?
Because they debated with themselves… and still lost.
What’s a Gemini’s favorite game?
Twister—because they love to twist and turn!
Why are Geminis great storytellers?
Because they have two tales to tell!
Why did the Gemini always win at charades?
Because they can act out both sides!
What do you call a Gemini who can’t make up their mind?
A walking contradiction!
Do you have a funny Gemini Joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
Gemini: The both of you need help.