A guy walked into a post office just before Valentine’s Day.
He couldn’t help but notice a middle-aged, balding man wearing a suit, standing in a corner, sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. There were stacks and stacks of envelopes. He kept watching as the man then took out a bottle of Chanel perfume from his pocket and started spraying the scent over the envelopes.
By now, the guy’s curiosity had gotten the better of him, so he asked the man what he was doing. The man replied, “Every year before Valentines Day, I send out 500 Valentines Day cards, signed, ‘Guess who? xoxo'”
The guy asked, “But, why?”
The man replied, “I’m a divorce lawyer.”
Explanation: The man seems romantic, carefully perfuming and mailing love notes. The twist comes when he reveals he is a divorce lawyer, meaning his fake Valentines are designed to cause suspicion, jealousy, and relationship trouble.
