Cinderella is a classic fairy tale about a young woman, a glass slipper, and a royal ball that changed a kingdom, told for generations with magic, chores, and a midnight deadline at its core. Cinderella stays known for the contrast between hardship and glamour, which makes the story a perfect base for playful grown up humor that twists the familiar tale into something cheeky while still keeping its old story roots.
Dirty Cinderella Jokes grow from that well-known setup and turn it into a lighthearted adult storytelling lane where the ball, the slipper, and the clock get a wink meant for readers over 18. Dirty Cinderella Jokes keep the narrative flowing like a mischievous fairy tale remix, using simple language and a bit of naughty tone to give the blog a fun rhythm without crossing into anything graphic.
Adult Cinderella Jokes
“Can I call you Cinderella?
I’m here to be your Prince Charmander.”
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Grgglluhhgghh.
What do priests have in common with Cinderella?
Both love balls, but not after 12.
Ever watched Cinderella backwards?
It’s about a woman who learns her place.
Why does Cinderella give the best bjs?
Because she won’t stop until she gets to the ball.
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won’t let her… As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.”First, you must wear a diaphragm.”
Cinderella agrees.”What’s the second condition?” “You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin.” Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m.
The appointed hour comes and goes and Cinderella doesn’t show up.
Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and very satisfied.
“Where have you been?” demands the fairy godmother. “Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!”
“I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.”
“I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!”
“I can’t remember, exactly… Peter Peter, something or other…”
Why did Cinderella decide to get gender reassignment surgery?
So she could have her own balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the prince’s ball?
Gag.
What was the difference between Cinderella and Princess Diana?
Cinderella’s carriage didn’t turn into a wall at midnight.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
“Want to see if it fits?”
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Cinderella was crying when her fairy godmother showed up.
She asks poor Cinderella, “What’s troubling you, my dear?”
“My sisters have all gone to the ball, but I can’t! I have nothing to wear and no way to go…” cried Cinderella. “Oh, fret not. Let me handle this for you,” said the fairy godmother. “But first, you have to bring me all the pumpkins you can find.”
So Cinderella set off to look for all pthe umpkins she could find and rolled them back. Then her fairy godmother turned 1 into a beautiful golden carriage, 2 into majestic stallions, 2 into a beautiful pair of glass slippers, and 1 into the most elegant and gorgeous white gown you could ever imagine. But Cinderella kept on crying.
“Why are you still troubled, sweetie? You’ve got everything you need to go to the ball!”
“But I… I… I’m on my period now. I can’t wear that white dress,” replied Cinderella.
“Don’t worry, honey,” said her fairy godmother, and she turned to look at the garden, only to find the largest pumpkin left, which she turned into a tampon.
And at midnight, Cinderella died.
What happens when Quentin Tarantino remakes Cinderella?
A three and a half minute extended director’s cut of the slipper scene.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
-Choking noises-
What’s a jew’s favorite fairy tale?
Cinderella.
Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now-dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.
One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, “Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years”?
The fairy godmother replied, “Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?”
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: “The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I’m living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.
Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Cinderella said, “Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother”.
The fairy godmother replied, “It is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?”
Cinderella looked down at her frail body and said, “I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had.”
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.
And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: “You have one more wish; what shall it be?”
Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, “I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man.”
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
The fairy godmother said, “Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life. With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.
For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other’s eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young, muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered……….”Bet you’re sorry you neutered me.”
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Why did they never find the Jewish Cinderella?
There were too many shoes to go through…
Why was Cinderella thrown out of Disneyland?
She was caught sitting on Pinocchio’s face, shouting, “Lie, you b@stard! Lie!”
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