The Little Mermaid jokes often start with the famous Disney tale that follows Ariel through a world of waves, music, and bold dreams, and the story has been retold so many times that it now swims through movies, books, and pop culture. This long journey gives writers endless material to play with, turning a sweet sea story into a steady source of grown-up laughs told in a light and silly way.
Dirty The Little Mermaid jokes continue that playful journey by taking the familiar ocean themes and adding a cheeky twist that older readers enjoy, all while keeping the mood funny and not too serious. These stories travel from friend to friend like gossip on a beach, growing with each telling and proving that even a well-known fairy tale can drift into bold and laugh-filled territory.
Adult The Little Mermaid Jokes
Why did Ariel blush?
She saw the ocean’s bottom.
Why does Ariel wear sea-shells as a bra?
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!
Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?
He had allure.
Why did the mermaid rush out of her maths exam, red-faced and embarrassed?
Because her algaebra didn’t hold up.
Why did the new Little Mermaid actress have to be someone without any cosmetic enhancements?
Because there is enough plastic in the ocean already.
What’s the difference between Ariel’s human form and Mermaid form?
Either way she tastes a little fishy.
How is society full of double standards?
For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half-naked, singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is “sweet” and “beautiful.”
But when I do it, people say that I’m “drunk” and “no longer welcome at the aquarium”.
What does Ariel like to smoke?
Sea weed.
Why was PT Barnum arrested for forcing Ariel to work in his circus?
He had mer-duress in tents.
What do you call a mermaid’s flying boob?
Ariel’s aerial areola.
When Ariel the mermaid gives a bl*wj0b to Prince Eric…
Is that Fell@te Of Fish?!
What’s Ariel’s favorite s*xual act?
Reef Jobs
Men develop a type based on their favorite Disney princess.
Damein was really into Cinderella and exclusively dates blonde women. Dale loved Snow White and is married to a woman with obsidian black hair. Johnny was really into The Little Mermaid, and that’s why he’s not allowed into the Fish Market anymore.
What do you call Ariel in a wheelchair?
Sushi roll.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and Ariel?
Ariel has cuts for breathing.
What do you call The Little Mermaid who’s a prostitute?
H-2-Hoe.
Maybe the real reason behind the blackwashing of The Little Mermaid is that the Disney producers actually asked for a ginger…
But the casting director is dyslexic.
They cast The Little Mermaid as a muslim?
They are calling it torpedo.
What happened to the Little Mermaid?
She was Merdered.
Don’t care the little mermaid is cast as a minority.
Just think they should cast an ethnicity that can swim if they are gonna play a mermaid.
How did Ariel die?
MermAIDS.
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