The Hulk has been one of the most popular superheroes for years, known for massive strength, loud outbursts, and leaving destruction everywhere after getting angry. Fans enjoy watching the giant green hero smash through walls and send everyone scrambling to safety. Even in the middle of intense fights, there is something hilarious about how quickly things spiral out of control once Hulk loses his temper.
Hulk jokes take all that wild energy and turn it into fun, over-the-top comedy that kids and teens can enjoy. One second, everything is calm, and the next, something is flying across the room or breaking into pieces for no reason at all. The laughs come from mixing superhero power with normal everyday situations that never stand a chance around Hulk.
Best Hulk Jokes
DC and Marvel should make a crossover between The Flash and The Incredible Hulk.
They could call it “The Fast and the Furious.”
Why is Hulk’s favorite day on February 29th?
It’s Leap Year!
Thor, Iron Man, and Hulk walk into IKEA.
Avengers… Assemble.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
“Don’t make me angry,” he says. “You won’t like me when I’m angry because I back up my rage with facts and documented sources.”
“Ah,” the bartender says. “So you’re the credible Hulk.”
Why don’t they put advertisements on the Hulk?
He’s basically a giant Banner.
What do you call Bruce Banner when he won’t talk to you?
The Incredible Sulk.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Hulk.
(Hulk who?)
Hulk smash this door if you don’t open up!
Have you heard that the Hulk started recycling recently?
He’s really going green.
What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?
A Star-Spangled Banner.
Have you heard about Yellow Hulk?
His secret identity is Bruce Bananer.
What is Bruce Banner’s favorite kind of potato?
HULK’S MASH!
Why don’t Bruce Banner’s pants rip when he transforms into the Hulk?
Because the radiation altered his jeans.
How does the Hulk make extra money?
He flips cars.
What does the Hulk use in the shower?
A loofah rigno.
My kids love The Hulk, so I painted myself green for my son’s birthday party.
Man, were they excited to meet Shrek.
How did the Avengers recruit the Hulk?
They placed a banner ad.
Did you hear that Hulk’s believing in Muhammad nowadays?
Now he’s gone from “Hulk Smash” to “I Slam”.
What common enemy do the Hulk and Kung Fu Panda share?
Stairs.
Haven’t you heard of The Incredible Hulk’s new fashion line?
It’s all the rage.
What do you call an injured Hulk?
A BRUISED BANNER.
A Catholic friend of mine recently converted to The Church of the Hulk.
He says he’s moved on to greener pastures.
What is the Avengers’ favorite side dish?
Hulk’s mash.
Why was the Incredible Hulk so good at gardening?
Because he had a green thumb.
Yo mama so strong, she makes She-Hulk look like a green Barbie Doll.
What does the Hulk wear to bed?
Pa- gammas.
Why was Hulk banned from the Honda dealership?
He was throwing a Fit.
What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong?
Two angry fictional characters.
What’s Hulk’s favorite restaurant?
Smashburger.
How did the old woman gain Hulk’s power?
Gramma Radiation.
What did Bruce Banner say at the waterpark?
“Hulk Splash!”
Why was The Hulk visiting Westeros?
He heard that the king had sent for all the Banner men.
What do you call a big green monster you can put on your website?
The Embeddable Hulk
During a recent password check, someone was found using this very long password: “BatmanRobinThorHulkSpidermanSupermanWashingtonDC.”
When asked why they used such a long password, they replied that it had to be at least 6 characters long and include at least one capital.
What is Bruce Banner’s favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What did Bruce Banner say to Spider-Man?
“Don’t bug me.”
What movie was basically just an ad?
The Hulk. It was just one giant Banner.
Why didn’t Hulk end the golf game?
He couldn’t leave the green.
What do you have if you have one large green ball in your left hand and one large green ball in your right hand?
The undivided attention of the Hulk.
Yo mama so ugly, Hulk wouldn’t smash her.
When the Hulk goes into an uncontrollable fit of rage, he’s “incredible”.
When I do it, I’m an “alcoholic.”
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
My zipper.
What does Hulk say when he poops?
“IBM!”
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