Jokes have a funny way of sneaking into daily life, turning normal moments into small bursts of laughter. They travel from one person to another like secrets that refuse to stay quiet, carrying timing, surprise, and a playful twist. Jokes are not just words but little stories that tap on the brain and wait for a smile, and that is where cheesy jokes begin.
Cheesy jokes begin by wearing their silliness proudly and walking straight into the room without shame. They know they are simple, they know what is coming, and they still lean into it with confidence. These jokes tell a story that makes people laugh and groan at the same time, proving that sometimes the corniest path is also the most fun.
Cheesiest Jokes
Son: “Dad, today I watched someone do 50 pushups. Do you think you could do that?”
Father: “Of course, son, don’t want to brag, but I could probably watch someone do 100 pushups.”
What happened when the cheese factory exploded?
Debris was everywhere!
What happened when the wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution…
Knock knock.
(Who’s there?)
Europe.
(Europe who?)
No, you’re a poo!
What rock group has 4 men that don’t sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Did you hear about the hungry clock?
He went back four seconds.
Why was Dracula so hard to handle?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
What’s the best thing about elevator jokes?
They work on so many levels.
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
Shercroc Holmes.
What time should you go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty!
Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley.
One was assaulted.
What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business.
What do you call a murdered chickpea?
A hummus-cide!
What do you call an empty bottle of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One’s a very heavy mammal, and the other’s a little lighter.
A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but saran wrap.
Immediately, the doctor says, “Please, sit down. I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He took a sip of his tea before it was cool.
Did you hear the joke about the tortilla?
It was corny.
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Hey, wanna hear a pizza joke?
Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.
How about a construction joke?
Actually, I’m still working on it.
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “You handle the cannon. I’ll drive.”
Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea?
He died in his tea pee.
What do you call it when you throw a hand grenade into a French kitchen?
Linoleum Blownapart.
Did you hear the one about the wooden car with the wooden engine?
Well, it wooden go.
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?
Quattro sinko.
Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What’s the oldest rock group in all of Europe?
Stonehenge.
Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
Fodrizzle.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
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Did you hear the story about the wall?
I won’t tell you, you wouldn’t be able to get over it.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Cows go.
(Cows go who?)
No, cows go moo!
There’s a band called 1023 megabytes.
They haven’t had any gigs yet.
Two satellites fell in love and got married. What was the best part of the wedding?
The reception!
What do u call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie into it.
Why do ants never get sick?
They have little anty-bodies.
Two guys walk into a bar…
You’d think the second one would have seen it.
A guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants.
The bartender looks up and says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel sticking out the front of your pants.”
The guy replies, “Yeah, it’s driving me nuts.”
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A Priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “What is this, some kind of a joke?”
What’s the German word for constipation?
Farfrumpoopen.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because if they were any shorter, they wouldn’t reach their heads!
How do you think the unthinkable?
With an ithberg.
Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense.
I had a really good cheese joke to share with you guys…
But now I Camembert it.
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people,
But none of them work.
What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and some glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
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Where does a three-legged horse live?
…the unstable.
A blind man walked into a bar.
And a chair. And a table.
What do you say when you see 3 whales?
Whale whale whale, what do we have here.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What do you call a bear in the rain?
A Drizzley Bear!
I know its cheesy but…
I think you’re grate
A magic tractor drives down the road and turns into a field.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummi-bear!
Why was the teenage pasta in his room with the door locked?
He was stroganoff.
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What’s the strongest animal in the ocean?
The mussel.
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Ba-na-na-NAAA.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.
What did the zero say to the eight?
“Nice belt!”
Are you going to remember me forever?
(Yes)
Do you promise?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Hey you said you would remember me.
What kind of cheese isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
What’s the most unfair animal of them all?
A cheetah.
What’s red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket!
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What do you call a donkey with only three legs?
A wonkey!
What do you call a monkey with a hand grenade?
A baboom!
Who stole the soap from the bathroom?
The robber ducky.
What does baby corn say to the mama corn?
“Where is pop corn?”
Why didn’t the man die when he drank poison?
Because he was in the living room.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Do you smell carrots?”
What kind of cheese gives out money?
Provaloan.
What is a tornado’s favorite game?
Twister.
What do you call a spider with no legs?
A raisin.
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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left him.
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed!
Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
That’s the spirit!
Did you hear about the cheese who works out?
It was shredded.
Why did the skeleton play the piano?
Because he didn’t have any organs.
Where does a sheep go to get its hair cut?
The baa baa shop!
How did the egg get up the mountain
It scrambled up.
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Because they have such big fingers!
Why won’t you starve in the desert?
Because of the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
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I’d share a cheesy joke but…
I’m laughtose intolerant.
There once was a man who used to collect spices from all over the world…
Now he just doesn’t have the thyme.
How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
Why did the cookie go to hospital?
Because he was feeling a little crummy.
Why was the mushroom happy?
Because he was a fungi.
How do you organise a party in space?
You planet.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Hear about the Italian chef?
He pasta way.
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What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing they just waved.
Did you hear about the movie Constipated?
It never came out.
What do you call Mac N’ Cheese without a lot of cheese?
Lackin’ cheese.
What do you call a well-behaved dog that loves cheese?
A Gouda-Boy.
What’s a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Garrrgonzola.
Do you have a cheesy joke? Write down your best jokes in the comment section below!
