30 Funny Nacho Cheese Jokes And Puns Too Gouda Not to Share

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Nacho cheese, the creamy, zesty, and undeniably addictive dip, is a staple at parties, movie nights, and casual dining tables worldwide. Originating as a simple snack in Mexico, nacho cheese has evolved into an international sensation, adorning tortilla chips, enhancing tacos, and even becoming a quirky topping for pizzas. It’s known for its smooth texture, vibrant color, and the ability to make just about anything it touches infinitely more delicious. This cheese dip has a unique way of bringing people together, sparking conversations, and occasionally leading to light-hearted debates over the last scoop. The fun of nacho cheese lies not just in its taste but also in the playful culture that surrounds it, where sharing is caring, but sneaking the last chip is almost a sport.

This playful culture around nacho cheese sets the perfect stage for ‘It’s Nacho Cheese’ jokes, a delightful play on words that combines humor with the universal love for this cheesy treat. These jokes typically revolve around the humorous misunderstanding or pun involving the phrase ‘nacho cheese,’ cleverly playing on its similarity to ‘not your cheese.’ The jokes are a testament to the light-heartedness that food can bring into our lives, allowing us to share a laugh over something as simple as a cheese dip. They remind us that sometimes, humor can be found in the most everyday things, turning a bowl of nacho cheese into not just a snack, but a source of smiles and giggles.

Best Nacho Cheese Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese?
“Leave my provolone!”

What flavor are stolen Doritos?
Nacho cheese.

Knock knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Nacho who?)
Nacho cheese! It’s mine, find your own!

What did the Mexican say to the great cheddar bandit?
That’s nacho cheese.

We all know cheese that doesn’t belong to you is “Nacho cheese,” but what do you call someone else’s flatbread?
Naan of your business.

A detective walks into a party.
And asks the partygoers, “Do you guys have any Nacho Cheese?”
The partygoers respond, “No dip, Sherlock.”

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?
“Hey! That’s nacho cheese!”

There are two plates of cheese on the table, one of which belongs to you and one of which belongs to your friend. He offers you the cheddar. Should you take it?
Yes, because the other plate is nacho cheese!

What happens when you buy Nacho Cheese?
It becomes Cho Cheese.

A Mexican man cannot find work and finally heads home for the evening.
On his way home, he finds a cross at the bottom of a hill. So he kneels and prays to God, “Please God, let me find a way to feed my family”.
At the top of this hill, a black man was walking home from grocery shopping when the bottom of his bag gave out and a cheese wheel rolled straight down towards the Mexican man.
When the Mexican man opened his eyes, lo-and-behold, there was a gigantic wheel of cheese at his feet. Overjoyed, he picked up the cheese and ran all the way home. He showed his wife the cheese and said, “Look what God has provided us! The most glorious cheese I have ever seen! And, my fair wife, we must make Nachos with this cheese!”
The wife looked perplexed, and asked, “Why husband? Why must we make nachos?”
The man stood up and proclaimed, “Because God talked to me. As I was running home, he kept telling me “That’s Not’cho Cheese!!! That’s Not’cho Cheese!!!”

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Nacho cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?
Nacho cheese.

What’s the name of a dairy product that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.

Dracula was casually walking down the street for a late-night stroll. All of a sudden, a mozzarella stick flies through the air and hits him on the side of the head. He looks around slightly perplexed, but doesn’t think too much of it.
A few meters further on, a chicken wing smacks him in the nuts. As he doubles over in pain, out of nowhere, he is drenched in hot nacho cheese.
He looks to the sky with a raised fist and shouts, “Curse you Buffet the Vampire Slayer!”

What did the cheese say during the football game?
“I’m nacho average player!”

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Dishes who?)
Dishes a bad joke if you don’t like nacho cheese!

Why did the cheese get a gym membership?
To become shredded nacho cheese.

John and Bill are having a conversation.
John says, “I’ve got a joke.”
Bill replies, “Ok what is it?”
John asks, “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?”
Bill replied, “Nacho cheese.”
John asks, “Aww, how did you know?”
Bill replied, “Because it’s Nacho joke.”

What would an individual of mah-chismo culture say?
“This is mah cheese, nacho cheese.”

What did the tortilla chip say to the cheese that was ignoring it?
“Hey, are we speaking, or is it nacho business?”

Why was the cheese so calm?
Because it was nacho stress!

In a small South American village, a man was putting the final touches on a new cheese recipe.
The man, a chemist, was surprised at the secret ingredients that made it so delicious: sodium, carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen.
“Now I just need to give it a name…” he thought.
Suddenly, a burglar dropped out of nowhere and snagged the vat of cheesy goodness!
“STOP!” the man shouted. “That’s NaCHO cheese!”

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Why did the cheese stop dancing?
Because the salsa said it wasn’t nacho turn!

What did the cheese do when it saw a bear?
It packed up and nachoed away.

A man enters a cheese shop.
“Welcome to the town’s greatest cheese shop. We have all that you might want. So, what will it be?” asks the clerk.
“Nacho cheese,” responds the man
Suddenly angry, the clerk shouts at the man, “Then why the f*ck are you here!”

Why was the nacho cheese always picked first for teams?
Because it always brought the best dip game!

Do you have a funny joke about Nacho Cheese? Write down your own puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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