Dad jokes are the kings of corny humor. They are quick, clean, and guaranteed to spark laughs or groans. They’re the playful puns dads love to share, making every family dinner a comedy show. That’s why they shine in Dad Joke Of The Day.
These daily jokes isn’t just about laughs; it’s about brightening even the dullest moments. After our Joke Of The Day Edition, we decided to introduce Dad Joke of the Day. Whether it’s a quick pun before school or a groaner at the dinner table, these short jokes prove that the cheesiest humor leaves the best memories.
Funny Dad Joke Of The Day
Let’s begin.
September 13, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🐌😄
The French customs officer confiscated my crate of snails.
Now I have less cargo.
👉 Category: Travel Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline plays on the phrase “escargot,” the French word for snail. “Less cargo” sounds similar to “les escargots.”
September 12, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🛏️😄
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world’s largest bedsheet.
More on this story as it unfolds.
👉 Category: News Jokes
😂 Explanation: A news story can unfold as more information becomes available, while a bedsheet literally unfolds when it is opened.
September 11, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🔢😬
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
👉 Category: Number Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the numbers in 9/11, imagining the number 10 literally caught between 9 and 11.
September 10, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🚒🪛😄
A firefighter runs into a kindergarten classroom holding up a screwdriver and yells…
“Kids, this is not a drill!”
👉 Category: Work Jokes
😂 Explanation: A drill can refer to an emergency practice exercise, while it is also a tool used for drilling. The firefighter holding a screwdriver makes the children think he is literally referring to a tool,
September 9, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🌦️😄
The weatherman broke both arms and legs…
Check out his forecasts.
👉 Category: Weather Jokes
😂 Explanation: A weatherman normally gives weather forecasts, but after breaking both arms and legs, the wording humorously suggests checking on how he’s doing while still referring to his professional forecasts.
September 8, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ✈️🧳😄
The EMTs were called to the airport to assist a woman who passed out on the luggage carousel.
When they arrived, they found her slowly coming around.
👉 Category: Airport Jokes
😂 Explanation: Normally, it means regaining consciousness after passing out. Since the woman is lying on a luggage carousel, she is also literally being carried around in circles.
September 7, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 😄
Don’t stoop to someone’s level when they call you fat.
You’re bigger than that.
👉 Category: Insult Jokes
😂 Explanation: It can mean having greater size, which relates to the insult about being fat, while also meaning being more mature or dignified.
September 6, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ☕🤔😄
John Paul Sartre went to a cafe and said to the server, “One coffee, no milk please.”
“We’re out of milk,” replied the server. “Would you like a coffee with no cream instead?”
👉 Category: Philosophy Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke references Jean-Paul Sartre’s existentialist philosophy, particularly the idea that things can be defined by what they are not. The server offers “coffee with no cream” as the same logical idea as “coffee with no milk,” creating an absurdly philosophical response to a simple coffee order.
September 5, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🐝😄
What do you call a bee that doesn’t brag about their accomplishments?
A humble bee.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: A bee that doesn’t brag about its accomplishments can be described as humble, creating the humorous phrase “humble bee.”
September 4, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🚤🎓😄
What do you call a boat driven by super intelligent people?
Scholarship.
👉 Category: Education Jokes
😂 Explanation: A scholarship is associated with academic achievement and intelligent students, while the joke humorously treats it as a type of “ship” driven by scholars.
September 3, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🔐
Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password.
It’s not stroganoff.
👉 Category: Food Jokes
😂 Explanation: The beef stew password isn’t “strong enough,” giving the classic dish a password-security twist.
September 2, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 📄
The inventors of the brochure have sadly passed away.
RIP Pam Flett, and her husband, Lee.
👉 Category: History Jokes
😂 Explanation: The names “Pam Flett” and “Lee” sound like “pamphlet,” making their fictional deaths a clever pun on the word “brochure.”
September 1, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🏔️🍂😄
Why don’t mountaineers like late September?
Because it is fall.
👉 Category: Mountain Jokes
😂 Explanation: Late September marks the beginning of autumn, also called fall. For mountaineers, however, “fall” can mean slipping or falling from a mountain, making the season sound especially dangerous for them.
August 31, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🍂🎶😄
What did October say to August?
“Wake me up when September ends.”
👉 Category: Music Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline references the famous Green Day song “Wake Me Up When September Ends.”
August 30, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🎤
What did the German man say when he was asked if he’d like 5 Dolly Parton impersonators to perform for him?
He said “Nein” to five.
👉 Category: Celebrity Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline is a play on the German word “nein,” which means “no,” and the phrase “nine to five,” famously associated with Dolly Parton’s hit song and film.
August 29, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🦟🚶😄
What is a flea’s favorite way to travel?
Itch hiking.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline is a play on “hitchhiking,” a way of traveling by getting free rides from passing vehicles. Since fleas often hitch rides on animals and cause itching, “itch hiking” is a silly twist that fits them perfectly.
August 28, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🔢🥊😄
Why is 19 afraid of 20?
Because they got in a fight once and 21.
👉 Category: Math Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline plays on the phrase “and 21.” It sounds like “and 20 won,” while the number 21 comes immediately after 20.
August 27, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🎂🎉😄
Did you know that birthdays are really good for your health?
The more you have them, the longer you live.
👉 Category: Birthday Jokes
😂 Explanation: Having more birthdays means you have lived through more years, so naturally, the people who have had the most birthdays tend to live longer.
August 26, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🏋️😴😄
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddily-squats.
👉 Category: Exercise Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline is a play on “diddly-squat,” which means nothing or very little. By changing it to “diddily-squats,” the joke turns it into an imaginary exercise that perfectly suits lazy people who do almost nothing.
August 25, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ⛽🌍😄
What is a consequence of going to war with Iran?
Your gas Israeli high!
👉 Category: Geography Jokes
😂 Explanation: It combines “Israeli” with “Is really high” to create a sound-alike joke while referring to the potential impact of conflict on fuel prices.
August 24, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ⛽💨😄
Air used to be free at the gas station. Now it’s $1.00. Want to know why?
Inflation.
👉 Category: Money Jokes
😂 Explanation: In economics, inflation means rising prices, while in everyday life, inflation means filling something with air, such as a tire.
August 23, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🐔💵😄
What do you call a $2 chicken?
Buck buck.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: Since the chicken costs $2, it is worth two bucks, while “buck buck” also sounds like the clucking of a chicken.
August 22, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ☎️🩺😄
“Thank you for calling the urology department…”
“Can you please hold?”
👉 Category: Medical Jokes
😂 Explanation: In a telephone call, asking someone to hold means waiting on the line. In a urology context, “hold” can humorously refer to holding one’s urine, creating the unexpected double meaning.
August 21, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🍝🏠😄
Why couldn’t the pasta get into his house?
Gnocchis.
👉 Category: Food Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline is a play on the Italian pasta “gnocchi” and the phrase “no keys.” “Gnocchis” sounds like “no keys,” implying that the pasta couldn’t get into his house because he didn’t have the keys.
August 20, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🚢🌊😄
How many shipwrecks are on the bottom of the sea?
All of them.
👉 Category: Sea Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke takes the phrase “shipwrecks on the bottom of the sea” completely literally. Since a shipwreck is, by definition, a sunken or wrecked ship, any shipwreck that is on the sea floor would be at the bottom.
August 19, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🌫️🌴😄
What happens when the fog lifts from Los Angeles?
UCLA.
👉 Category: USA Jokes
😂 Explanation: When the fog “lifts,” Los Angeles becomes visible again, so you can “see L.A.” The phrase “see L.A.” sounds like UCLA when spoken aloud.
August 18, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🐑⛰️😄
What do you call sheep rolling down a hill?
A lambslide.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: A landslide happens when earth, rocks, or other material moves down a slope. By replacing “land” with “lamb,” the joke turns a natural event into a funny scene involving sheep rolling downhill.
August 17, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ✈️🥁😄
Fact: The world’s longest drum solo was 13 hours and 26 minutes.
It was performed by a 5-year-old little bastard on the back of my seat while flying from London to Singapore.
👉 Category: Travel Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke humorously presents a child’s relentless kicking or drumming on the back of an airplane seat as an unofficial 13-hour drum solo. The exaggerated duration makes the annoying flight experience sound like a world-record performance.
August 16, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ⚔️🥾😄
What do you call a Viking who lost his boat?
A Hiking.
👉 Category: Viking Jokes
😂 Explanation: If a Viking loses his boat, he can no longer travel by sea and has to travel on foot, so he becomes a “Hiking”.
August 15, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🍔🥔😄
Teacher: “Can you make a sentence using the word ‘initiate’?”
Student: “My mom ate two hamburgers, initiate a bag of potato chips.”
👉 Category: School Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke is based on the phrase “initiate a bag,” which sounds like “and she ate a bag.” The student’s sentence humorously turns the formal word “initiate” into a misheard version of “and she ate.”
August 14, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 📸💡😄
An accident at the Kodak factory has exposed millions of dollars worth of film to light, rendering it worthless.
More details as they develop.
👉 Category: Photography Jokes
😂 Explanation: Photographic film must be developed to produce images, while “develop” also means to reveal or provide more information about a story. The phrase “More details as they develop” cleverly connects the news-style wording with the photography process.
August 13, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ☀️🌑😄
“Dad, can you explain how a solar eclipse works”?
“No son.”
👉 Category: Science Jokes
😂 Explanation: The father says he cannot explain a solar eclipse, but “No son” sounds like “No sun,” cleverly referring to the Sun being blocked during a solar eclipse.
August 12, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🔢😋😄
I just ate the numbers 3, 5, 7, 9 and 11.
They tasted odd.
👉 Category: Math Jokes
😂 Explanation: The numbers 3, 5, 7, 9, and 11 are all odd numbers in mathematics.
August 11, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🐇💨😄
How do you dry a rabbit?
With a hare dryer.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: A rabbit has hair, and “hare” is another word for a rabbit. So, a “hare dryer” sounds like “hairdryer” while literally describing a device used to dry a hare.
August 10, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🧘♂️🏠😄
Why is it so hard to evict a Buddhist monk?
Every time you tell them they need to leave, they just say, “Nah, I’ma stay.”
👉 Category: Buddhist Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline is a play on the phrase “Nah, I’ma stay,” which sounds like “Namaste,” a greeting strongly associated with Indian spiritual and yogic traditions.
August 9, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 💨👂😄
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
👉 Category: Fart Jokes
😂 Explanation: It suggests that because deaf people cannot hear, the smell of a fart gives them another way to “enjoy” the joke.
August 8, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🏳️😄
The most symbolic flag is the blank white flag of surrender.
Because the designer who was supposed to put something on it just gave up.
👉 Category: Design Jokes
😂 Explanation: It humorously imagines that the flag is blank because the designer literally gave up before adding a design.
August 7, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🐱🛋️😄
How do cats welcome a new sofa?
With a round of a-claws.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: It replaces “applause” with “a-claws,” referring to a cat’s claws. Since cats are famous for scratching new furniture, the pun humorously suggests they “welcome” a new sofa by clawing it.
August 6, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ⚖️🩳😄
Why do lawyers never wear boxers?
They prefer briefs.
👉 Category: Law Jokes
😂 Explanation: In everyday clothing, briefs are a type of underwear. In the legal profession, a legal brief is a written document that presents arguments and relevant law to a court.
August 5, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🪓🌍😄
If I bought an axe from Finland and had it shipped to Canada,
I would have a foreign axe sent.
👉 Category: Country Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline sounds like “a foreign accent” when spoken aloud.
August 4, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🧹😄
Wife: “You need to do more chores around the house.”
Husband: “Can we change the subject?”
Wife: “OK, more chores around the house need to be done by you.”
👉 Category: Marriage Jokes
😂 Explanation: The husband tries to change the subject to avoid the conversation. Instead, his wife changes only the grammatical subject of the sentence from “you” to “more chores around the house,” while keeping the message exactly the same.
August 3, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🪨😄
What do you call a caveman who doesn’t know where he’s going?
A Meanderthal.
👉 Category: Prehistoric Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke is a pun on “Neanderthal,” the extinct human species. Replacing “Nean” with “meander,” which means to wander aimlessly, creates “Meanderthal” for a caveman who doesn’t know where he’s going.
August 2, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🎤😄
The famous singer Sting has been kidnapped.
The Police have no lead.
👉 Category: Music Jokes
😂 Explanation: The Police was the rock band fronted by Sting, while “no lead” usually means investigators have no clues. It also humorously implies The Police no longer have their lead singer.
August 1, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🐺😄
What is a werewolf’s favorite month?
Aaawoo-gust!
👉 Category: Month Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke combines a werewolf’s famous “Awoo!” howl with the month August, turning it into “Aaawoo-gust!”
July 31, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🏛️😄
Did you know Odysseus ate a very unhealthy diet?
All his food was cooked in Ancient Greece.
👉 Category: History Jokes
😂 Explanation: Since Odysseus is a legendary hero from ancient Greek mythology, the punchline humorously replaces grease with Greece.
July 30, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🚀😄
NASA sent a satellite into space to apologize to the aliens.
They named it APOLLO G.
👉 Category: Space Jokes
😂 Explanation: Saying “APOLLO G” aloud sounds like “apology,” while Apollo was the name of NASA’s famous Moon mission program.
July 29, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ☕😄
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
👉 Category: Drink Jokes
😂 Explanation: A mug is a cup commonly used for coffee, while to get mugged means to be robbed.
July 28, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🎰😄
A man walks into the casino and asks a security guard which machine people get the most money from!
The guard points to the ATM machine.
👉 Category: Game Jokes
😂 Explanation: he man seems to be asking which casino game pays out the most, but the security guard takes the question literally and points to the ATM, since that’s the machine people use to get the most cash.
July 27, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ❄️😄
This Disney merchandising has gone too far.
The other day, I went to a supermarket and they had a sign for an entire aisle of Frozen Food.
👉 Category: Disney Jokes
😂 Explanation: While Frozen is the title of Disney’s popular animated film, frozen food is a normal supermarket category. The speaker humorously pretends the supermarket aisle is merchandise for the movie rather than food kept frozen.
July 26, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🌳😄
What does a tree do when it’s bored?
It branches out.
👉 Category: Nature Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the phrase “branch out,” which means to try new things or expand into new areas.
July 25, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🎥😄
Have you heard about Christopher Nolan’s new movie?
They say you oughta see it.
👉 Category: Movie Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke is a pun on the phrase “you ought to see it,” which sounds like “Odyssey.” Since Christopher Nolan’s new film is The Odyssey, the punchline cleverly disguises the movie title as everyday speech.
July 24, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🌿😄
I have a joke about a girl who only eats plants.
But you probably never heard of herbivore.
👉 Category: Food Jokes
😂 Explanation: When spoken aloud, “herbivore” sounds very similar, making it seem like the speaker is saying you’ve “never heard of her before,” while also referring to someone who eats only plants.
July 23, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🔢😄
What did zero say to the 8?
“Nice belt!”
👉 Category: Math Jokes
😂 Explanation: The number 8 looks like a 0 wearing a belt around its middle, so 0 compliments 8 by saying, “Nice belt!”
July 22, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ⚽😄
I know that Argentina plays Messi…
But I didn’t realize they played Dirty too.
👉 Category: Football Jokes
😂 Explanation: It humorously twists “Argentina plays Messi” into “they play messy,” then exaggerates it further by saying they also play “dirty,” referring to their rough or unsportsmanlike play in football.
July 21, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 😄💊
To the guy who stole my anti-depressants…
I hope you’re happy now.
👉 Category: Medical Jokes
😂 Explanation: By saying, “I hope you’re happy now,” the speaker jokingly suggests the thief became happy after stealing the medication.
July 20, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ⚽👕😄
Where do football players go to get fresh uniforms for the FIFA World Cup Final?
They go to New Jersey.
👉 Category: Football Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the double meaning of “jersey.” In football, a jersey is a player’s uniform, while New Jersey is the name of a U.S. state.
July 19, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🐄😄
Horses eat hay. What do cows eat?
The udder stuff.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke is a play on the phrase “the other stuff.” It replaces “other” with “udder,” the part of a cow that produces milk.
July 18, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🦈😄
A man was killed by a shark on his honeymoon.
Paramedics said he didn’t suffer long, he’d only been married 3 days.
👉 Category: Marriage Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline flips the meaning to imply that marriage itself was the suffering, and since he’d only been married for three days, he “didn’t suffer long.”
July 17, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🚶😄
To the person who stole my place in the queue.
I’m after you now.
👉 Category: Human Jokes
😂 Explanation: It usually means someone is coming to get you, but in a queue, it literally means standing behind the person who cut in line.
July 16, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🪑😄
Did you hear about the murder at IKEA?
Yeah, the police are still piecing it together.
👉 Category: Law Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on IKEA’s reputation for selling furniture that customers assemble themselves. “Piecing it together” means solving a crime.
July 15, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day😄
What do you call a little boy who is half French and half Scottish?
A oui lad.
👉 Category: Country Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke combines “oui,” the French word for “yes,” with “wee lad,” a Scottish phrase for a little boy.
July 14, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ☕😄
Who is bigger than Ariana Grande?
Ariana Venti.
👉 Category: Music Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on Ariana Grande’s last name, which means “large” in Italian. Venti is Starbucks’ larger drink size.
July 13, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 💰😄
Do you know what 50 Cent did when he was hungry?
58.
👉 Category: Music Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on pronunciation. “58” sounds like “fifty ate,” making it seem like 50 Cent ate something because he was hungry.
July 12, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🔢😄
I struggle with Roman numerals until I get to 159.
Then it just CLIX.
👉 Category: Education Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the Roman numeral CLIX, which represents 159 (C = 100, L = 50, IX = 9). It also sounds like the word “clicks,” as in “then it just clicks.”
July 11, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🦦🍺
A weasel goes into a bar. The bartender says, “Interesting. I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
👉 Category: Walks Into A Bar Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke references the nursery rhyme “Pop Goes the Weasel.”
July 10, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🍞😄
Why did the baker make unleavened bread?
He took the path of yeast resistance.
👉 Category: Food Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the phrase “path of least resistance.” By replacing “least” with “yeast.”
July 9, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🐴
Why aren’t there any horses in therapy?
Because their home is stable.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the word “stable.” A stable is where horses live, but “stable” also means emotionally balanced.
July 8, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 😄
What’s the difference between someone on the spectrum and a thief?
One takes things literally.
The other takes things, literally.
👉 Category: Law Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke hinges on the placement of the comma. “Takes things literally” refers to interpreting language in a literal way, while “takes things, literally” means physically stealing things.
July 7, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 💼😄
To anyone out there feeling lonely, I’d advise starting a business.
Even if it’s small, at least you’ll have a little company.
👉 Category: Business Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the word “company.” It can mean both a business and having companionship, so starting a small business guarantees you’ll at least have a little “company.”
July 6, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🧀🌭
With the extreme heat in Europe affecting food availability, Germany is advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.
They’re preparing for the Wurst Käse scenario.
👉 Category: Heat Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke is a play on the phrase “worst-case scenario.” It replaces “worst” with wurst (German sausage) and “case” with Käse (German for cheese).
July 5, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🍎👀
If you see a crime at an Apple Store,
Does that make you an iWitness?!
👉 Category: Tech Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on Apple’s “i” branding, like iPhone and iPad, while “eyewitness” means someone who sees a crime.
July 4, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🐷
How do pigs celebrate the 4th of July?
They hold an IN DE PEN DANCE!
👉 Category: 4th of July Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke splits “independence” into “in de pen dance,” making it sound like pigs are celebrating by dancing inside their pen.
July 3, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 👨👩👧
Family generations successively having fewer and fewer kids…
…is called a receding heirline.
👉 Category: Human Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on “receding hairline,” a term for losing hair over generations, by replacing “hair” with “heir,” meaning descendants. Fewer kids means fewer heirs,
July 2, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🍳❤️
What did Humpty Dumpty say after he fell in love with Mrs. Dumpty after their first date?
“You won me OVER easy.”
👉 Category: Egg Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on “won me over” and “over easy,” a style of cooking eggs.
July 1, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 📅😄
What do you mean, June is over?
Julying…
👉 Category: Month Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the word “July” sounding like “you’re lying.” It’s a funny way of pretending not to believe that June is already over.
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