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May 14, 2025
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How many turban wearing men does it take to change a light bulb?
Sikhs.
👉 Category: Cultural Jokes
📚 Explanation: This joke is a pun on the word “Sikhs” (a religious group known for wearing turbans) and the word “six.” It plays on the format of classic “how many people to change a light bulb” jokes, using the homophone to deliver a punchline that surprises with wordplay.
May 13, 2025
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Amber Heard has given birth to twins.
In breaking news she has admitted that Charlie Sheen is the twins’ father.
In a statement she has said the kids will be raised by their father, and will take his name.
She agreed the children should be Sheen and not Heard.
👉 Category: Wordplay / Celebrity
📚 Explanation: The punchline plays on the phrase “seen and not heard” (a classic saying about children being quiet), twisted cleverly with their surnames—Sheen (Charlie) and Heard (Amber). It’s a pun where the joke is that the children “should be Sheen and not Heard.”
May 12, 2025
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A Karen picks up her order in a coffee shop and after tasting her coffee demands to speak to the manager.
“This coffee is stale! I demand that you make me some fresh coffee immediately,” she bellowed.
The manager said, “I regret the inconvenience and I’ll take care of it personally.”
A few minutes later the manager walks up with a new cup and hands it to the Karen. She takes a sip and immediately spits it out.
“Yuck! This coffee tastes like dirt!” she roared.
The manager replied, “I can assure you: It was ground 5 minutes ago.”
👉 Category: Karen Jokes
📚 Explanation: The humor lies in the pun on the word “ground.” Karen complains the coffee tastes like dirt, and the manager responds with a literal interpretation—referring to “ground” coffee, freshly prepared just five minutes ago.
May 11, 2025
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An insect falls into a mug of beer.
Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away.
Indian: Sells the beer to the American, the insect to the Chinese, and gets a fresh beer for himself.
Pakistani: Accuses the Indian of putting the insect in his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid, and gets a loan from the American to buy another beer. He then moves to England and claims benefits.
👉 Category: Cultural Jokes
📚 Explanation: This joke uses exaggerated national stereotypes to humorously depict how different countries or cultures might react to the same situation. It escalates from simple personal choices to international politics, poking fun especially at India-Pakistan dynamics and foreign relations in a satirical tone.
May 10, 2025
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Why are there no Walmarts in Pakistan?
Because there’s a Target on every corner.
👉 Category: Dark / Political Wordplay
📚 Explanation: This joke plays on the names of two major American retail chains—Walmart and Target. The punchline uses “Target” as a double entendre, referring both to the store and to Indian missile attacks in Pakistan.
May 9, 2025
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A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter walks up to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
The man repeats himself, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”
Again, no answer.
After several tries, the guy storms off in frustration.
A customer behind him asks the clerk, “Why wouldn’t you answer his question?”
The clerk replies, “D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!”
👉 Category: Social Jokes
📚 Explanation: The humor here is in the twist — the clerk also has a stutter and is too scared to reply, fearing the muscular man might think he’s mocking him.
May 8, 2025
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One night, a priest is talking to God in his dreams…
The priest asks, “Dear Lord, what is a thousand years for you?”
God answers, “My son, for me it’s just one minute.”
The priest asks, “And what is a million dollars for you?”
God answers, “Oh, that’s just a few cents.”
The priest asks, “Dear God, will you gift me a few cents?”
And God says: “Sure, my son. Wait a minute.”
👉 Category: Religious Jokes
📚 Explanation: This joke plays with the idea of God’s divine perception of time and money, leading to a clever punchline where “Wait a minute” means a thousand years.
May 7, 2025
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You don’t need 100 men fighting hand to hand to kill a gorilla.
You just need one toddler to climb into the enclosure — we learned that in 2016.
👉 Category: Dark Humor Jokes
📚 Explanation: This joke refers to the 2016 incident at the Cincinnati Zoo where a gorilla named Harambe was shot after a child fell into his enclosure.
May 6, 2025
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At a local Jewish deli, a man walks in looking completely defeated.
The waiter asks, “You okay?”
He says, “Lost my job, my wife left me, my dog ran away… and it’s my birthday.”
The owner hurries over. “What can we do to cheer you up?”
He shrugs. “Maybe a pastrami sandwich, matzoh ball soup, and a square knish.”
Ten minutes later, five waiters come out singing “Happy Birthday,” carrying a sandwich, hot soup, and a cake with sparklers.
He stares at it all, then says, “Where’s the knish?”
👉 Category: Jewish Jokes
😂 Explanation: Despite the big birthday celebration, the man can’t help but notice what’s missing—the knish. The joke plays on a classic stereotype about Jewish people loving freebies and finding clever ways to save money.
May 5, 2025
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Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England.
In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico — its next port after New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.
But the great ship never made it. It hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, were disconsolate.
Their anguish was so great that they declared a National Day of Mourning —
A day still observed each year on May 5th, known of course as… Sinko de Mayo.
👉 Category: Cinco de Mayo Jokes
😂 Explanation: A pun on “Cinco de Mayo,” using a fake mayonnaise tragedy to twist the real Mexican holiday into a ridiculous play on words.
May 4, 2025
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When a woman’s husband died, he left $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. After the service, she told a friend she spent it all.
“How?!” the friend asked. “The funeral was $6,500, donation $500, wake $500… where’s the rest?”
“On the memorial stone,” the widow said.
“$22,500?! How big is it?”
“Four and a half carats.”
👉 Category: Funeral Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline plays on the ambiguity of “memorial stone.” The friend imagines a large grave marker, but the widow means a diamond ring — implying she used the leftover money to buy herself jewelry instead of mourning extravagantly.
May 3, 2025
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A couple is discussing home finances shortly after the wedding.
She: “Now that we’re married, I think you should quit playing golf. The savings will be substantial in the long run, and if we sell all your golf clubs, we could buy some new furniture.”
He: “You’re talking like my ex-wife.”
She: “Ex-wife?! You never told me you were married before.”
He: “I wasn’t.”
👉 Category: Marriage Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline hinges on a twist—he calls her his “ex-wife” because of how she’s already nagging like one. It’s a cheeky, sarcastic jab that turns a serious topic (money talk) into a classic post-wedding joke.
May 2, 2025
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What do you call somebody who routinely uses just 1% of their brain?
A centimental fool.
👉 Category: Human Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the word “centimental”, which isn’t a real word but sounds like a mashup of “centi” (meaning one-hundredth, or 1%) and “sentimental”. The punchline mocks the person’s low brain usage and suggests they’re not just foolish, but also pathetically emotional or irrational—a “fool” in both senses.
May 1, 2025
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What do you call a woman who destroys her outstanding bills?
Bernadette.
👉 Category: Finance Jokes
😂 Explanation: It’s a pun on the name “Bernadette,” which sounds like “burn-a-debt.” The humor comes from imagining someone literally burning their unpaid bills to make them “disappear.”
April 30, 2025
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A man goes into a circus tent, finds the ringmaster, and asks to join the circus.
“What’s your act?” asks the ringmaster.
“I do bird imitations,” says the man.
“Forget about it!” says the ringmaster. “No-one comes to the circus to see bird imitations.”
“Fair enough,” says the man, and flies out of the tent.
👉 Category: Circus Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays with expectations—the bird imitation is so good that the man literally flies away, blurring the line between impression and reality in the most ridiculous way.
April 29, 2025
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Mick was walking along in the outback when he came across his neighbor Bruce who had a sheep under each arm:
“G’day Bruce, you shearing?”
“Nah mate, get your own. These beauties are for me!”
👉 Category: Aussie Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from a pun on the word “shearing.” Mick meant “shearing” as in “are you shearing the sheep?” — but Bruce cheekily misunderstands it as “sharing” the sheep with Mick!
April 28, 2025
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A lawyer sold his well to an old man. Two days later, the lawyer came to the old man and said, “Sir, I sold you the well, but not the water inside! If you want to use the water, you will have to pay extra.”
The old man smiled and replied, “Yes, I was about to come to you. I was going to say that you should take your water from my well, or else you will have to start paying rent from tomorrow.”
👉 Category: Lawyer Jokes
😂 Explanation: The old man outsmarts the lawyer at his own game by threatening to charge him rent for using the space inside the well!
April 27, 2025
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What do Scarlet Witch & Daredevil both have in common?
They both wear red & lost their Vision.
👉 Category: Marvel Jokes
😂 Explanation: “Vision” is a play on words — Scarlet Witch literally lost her love interest, Vision. While Daredevil is blind, meaning he lost his actual vision!
April 26, 2025
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Did you hear about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground?
It was a knot-for-profit.
👉 Category: Business Jokes
😄 Explanation: It’s a pun on not-for-profit (an organization that doesn’t make money) and knot (like tying shoelaces)!
April 25, 2025
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Just heard that Katy Perry stood in a puddle…
And now she’s a deep sea diver!
👉 Category: Celebrity Jokes
😄 Explanation: The joke “Katy Perry stepped in a puddle and is presumably now a deep-sea diver” satirizes the public’s reaction to Perry’s recent 11-minute Blue Origin spaceflight. Critics mocked her for allegedly referring to herself as an astronaut after the brief trip, suggesting that minimal experiences shouldn’t warrant grand titles.
April 24, 2025
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What do you call James Bond when he forgets to shave?
Stubble 0 7.
👉 Category: Pop Culture Jokes
😄 Explanation: “Stubble 0.7” is a pun on James Bond’s “007” code name, humorously suggesting he hasn’t shaved. The number 0.7 also refers to a beard trimmer setting, leaving hair at 0.7mm for a neat stubble look.
April 23, 2025
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At their last job interview, the interviewee was asked what their greatest weakness was, and he confidently replied, “Honesty.”
The interviewer raised an eyebrow and said, “I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”
Without missing a beat, the interviewee responded, “I don’t give a f*ck what you think!”
👉 Category: Workplace Jokes
😆 Explanation: This joke flips the typical interview cliché on its head. Many candidates say “honesty” to make a weakness sound like a strength—but this guy proves it is a weakness because he’s brutally honest in a way that’s totally inappropriate for an interview.
April 22, 2025
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What do you call it when you accidentally tickle a man to his demise?
Manslaughter.
👉 Category: Dark Humor
😂 Explanation: This joke is a pun on the legal term “manslaughter” — which refers to unintentionally causing someone’s demise. Here, it’s twisted into a funny (yet dark) scenario where tickling someone to death becomes literal man-sl@ughter.
April 21, 2025
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The Romans had a formal ranking system for poisons. Poison I & II could kill you. Poison III would make you very sick.
Poison IV causes an itchy rash.
👉 Category: History Jokes
😂 Explanation: It’s a clever pun on the Roman numeral IV (which equals 4) sounding like “ivy.” And poison ivy is, of course, a plant that causes an itchy rash—not deadly like other poisons, just super annoying.
April 20, 2025
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Eino, a Finn from Cook County in Minnesota, was a lifelong Lutheran who loved grilling venison steaks every Friday evening. But during Lent, his Catholic neighbors weren’t allowed to eat meat—and the smell from Eino’s grill was driving them crazy.
They finally convinced Eino to convert. After some classes, he went to Mass, and the priest sprinkled holy water on him and said:
“You were born a Lutheran and raised a Lutheran, but now you are Catholic.”
The neighbors were relieved… until the very next Friday when the delicious smell of venison returned.
The priest rushed to Eino’s backyard, rosary in hand, ready to confront him—only to find Eino sprinkling water over the meat and chanting:
“You were born a deer, and raised a deer, but now you are a trout.”
👉 Category: Religious Jokes
😂 Explanation: Eino cleverly mimicked his own conversion ceremony to “convert” the meat too—so he could keep grilling without technically breaking the rules. Classic loophole logic!
April 19, 2025
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A husband and wife had a fight.
Wife called her mom, “He fought with me again, I’m coming to stay with you.”
Mom replied, “No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I’m coming to stay with you!”
👉 Category: Marriage Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke flips expectations. When the wife says she’s leaving to stay with her mom, we expect comfort. But the mom says she’s coming over instead—meaning the husband won’t get a break. Instead of losing one woman, he gains two angry ones. The “punishment” just got hilariously worse for him.
April 18, 2025
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A man walks into a supermarket.
He found 20 quid outside the supermarket. As he picked it up, he felt a little guilty because it was Good Friday, and he wondered to himself, “What would Jesus do?”
So he turned it into wine.
👉 Category: Religious Jokes
😄 Explanation: This joke plays on the famous miracle of Jesus turning water into wine. The punchline humorously applies that logic to found money—implying he used it to buy wine, just like Jesus might have (with a wink).
April 17, 2025
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A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Dear, would you like to say the blessing?”
“I wouldn’t know what to say,” replied the little girl, shyly.
“Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie,” the woman said.
Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, “Dear Lord, why did I invite all these people to dinner!?!”
👉 Category: Family Jokes
😄 Explanation: The joke plays on the innocent honesty of children. The little girl was told to repeat what her mom usually says — and instead of a polite blessing, she accidentally reveals her mom’s stressed-out inner thoughts!
April 16, 2025
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Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender…
“Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman.”
“Oh yeah?” said Charlie. “And how did this one end?”
“When it was over,” Mike replied, “she came to me on her hands and knees.”
“Really,” said Charlie, “now that’s a switch! What did she say?”
“She said, ‘Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'”
👉 Category: Relationship Jokes
😂 Explanation: The setup builds tension with the idea that Mike stood his ground. But the punchline flips it—he was actually hiding under the bed! The humor lies in the unexpected reversal and self-deprecation.
April 15, 2025
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This man was on a train and this woman opposite looked at him and said, “Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place…”
He asked, “Are you single?” She replied, “No, I’m a dentist.”
👉 Category: Dentist Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor here comes from a misunderstanding. The man thinks she’s flirting, but her “inviting” him is actually about dental work—his smile needs fixing.
April 14, 2025
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Pete the policeman had a last-minute daycare cancellation and had to take his toddler to work with him.
He left the lad with the desk sergeant along with some diapers, snacks, and instructions for an afternoon nap.
When he got back from his shift, his son was nowhere to be seen. He asked the sergeant where his boy was and was told he was in jail because he wouldn’t take his nap.
“Why would you put a little boy in jail for that!?” he asked.
The sergeant said, “Standard procedure: He was resisting a rest.”
👉 Category: Police Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline is a pun on “resisting arrest,” a common police term. Here, it’s twisted to “resisting a rest” since the toddler wouldn’t take his nap.
April 13, 2025
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Reese Witherspoon’s sister has a daughter in college. She wrote a paper about how poop can be used as a fuel source.
It was Reese’s niece’s thesis on feces.
👉 Category: Celebrity Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke is a tongue-twister built around rhyming and wordplay. “Reese’s niece’s thesis on feces” sounds funny because of the repeated “ees” sound and unexpected subject matter. The contrast between a serious academic paper and a humorous topic like poop adds to the comedy.
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