Dinosaurs were giant creatures who roamed the earth long before humans showed up with smartphones and memes. Kids love them because they look like walking dragons with spiky tails, big teeth, and funny little arms. That’s why there’s a special kind of humor just for them in our list of Dinosaur Jokes for Kids.
These jokes turn roaring giants into silly, lovable stars of laughter. They help kids see dinos not as scary monsters, but as funny old pals who might trip over their tails or forget where they left their lunch. Nothing beats learning and laughing at the same time with Dinosaur Jokes for Kids.
Kid-Friendly Dinosaur Jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?
A Flossiraptor.
Why was the T‑Rex walking funny after his workout?
Cause he was Dino‑sore.
What do you call a dinosaur that writes books?
Answer: A Brontesaurus.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dinosaurp.
(Dinosaurp who?)
Haha you said dinosaur poo.
What do you say when a dinosaur farts?
That was a blast from the past!
How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?
“Tea, Rex?”
What do you call a cloud shaped like a dinosaur?
A Brontocirrus.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
“What a lavaly day!”
What do you call a dinosaur that is made out of land?
A terrain‑osaurus Rex.
What did the dinosaur use to build his house?
A dino-saw.
What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat‑resistant, and long‑lasting?
Py‑rex.
What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain?
Stegosaur-rust!
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Why do dinosaurs pay for Amazon Shipping?
Because they live in the Land before Prime.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Interrupting paleontologist.
(Interrupting paleon..)
DINOSAUR! DINOSAUR! DINOSAUR!
What do you get when you cross a T‑Rex and a human?
A T‑Rex.
What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
The Dinosorcerer.
Which Dino was the best in English?
The Saurus.
What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic pork!
What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
Comet.
Which dinosaur likes spicy food?
The Chile-saurus.
Dinosaurs really got wiped out by a rock.
They should have picked paper.
Which dinosaurs make the best policemen?
A Tricera-cops.
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How did the T‑Rex cut down the tree?
By using a dino‑saw.
Why did the dinosaurs live longer than the dragons?
Because they didn’t smoke.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Tricera.
(Tricera who?)
Tricera‑top this joke if you can!
What do you call a dinosaur who works at Dairy Queen?
Diplodocones.
Where does a T‑Rex find food to eat?
The dino‑store.
What do you call a dinosaur who really likes tacos?
Carnitastaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur traffic jam?
A tricera‑stops!
Why couldn’t the dinosaur play games on the computer?
Ate the mouse.
What did the dinosaur say while it was being compressed?
RAR.
What followed the dinosaur?
Its tail!
What are two things dinosaurs can’t have for dinner?
Breakfast and lunch.
What is the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Pray that it doesn’t see you.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Jurassic.
(Jurassic who?)
Jurassic a question, I’ll tell you a dino joke!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Doyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that doesn’t take a bath?
Stink-o-Saurus.
What do you call a dinosaur who lost its gold?
A dinosr.
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
What do you call a dino who hates losing?
A-saur-loser.
Did you know that a dinosaur was the first person to buy a Toyota hybrid car?
It was a priustoric event.
What do you call a dinosaur’s fart?
Exstinktion!
What do you call a dinosaur that doesn’t need to eat but instead gets its energy from the sun?
A Photosynthasaurus.
What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
Lazy bones!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Compy.
(Compy who?)
Compy‑ter is not as fun as playing with dinosaurs!
What did the Canadian dinosaur wear to keep warm?
A Jurassic Parka.
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls!
What dinosaur gets things done right away?
The Pronto‑saurus.
And what do you call a baby dinosaur?
A Wee-Rex!
What do you call a vegan dinosaur?
Falafel Raptor.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
Paleontologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur Tibia.
It’s going to be quite the shindig.
What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?
A philosiraptor.
How does a Brit let you know you’re in danger at Jurassic Park?
“A Dino‑saur‑us!”
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
“Hello, hello!”
What do you call a dinosaur with a broken leg?
An owmilegisaur.
Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean?
Because there was something fishy about it!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Fossil.
(Fossil who?)
Fossil last time, open the door!
What would you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino‑snore.
What does a Triceratops sit on?
It’s Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a dinosaur that only eats the most delicious food?
A connoisaur.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
Because she was a plant eater.
What do the ancient reptiles call their housework?
Dino‑chores.
What do you call a dinosaur ghost?
A scaredactyl.
How scared was the dinosaur?
Petrified.
Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones?
Because they can’t afford new ones!
Knock knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dinosaur.
(Dinosaur who?)
Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go ROAR!
What do you call an ugly dinosaur?
An eyesaur.
What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy?
“You’ve got a friend in me!”
What do you call a dinosaur that drinks tea?
A Tea‑rex.
What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese?
Gorgonzilla!
Why were the dinosaurs so big?
Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
What happens when you let dinosaurs drive?
You get tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
To become ex-stinked!
What do dinosaurs listen to music on?
Fossil records.
Knock knock.
(Who’s there?)
Waddle.
(Waddle who?)
Waddle I do with this dinosaur fossil I found?!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus who tells the same story over and over?
A Dino‑bore.
Why did the T-rex eat raw meat?
Because its itty-bitty arms couldn’t work the oven!
Why does a Brontosaurus have a long neck?
Because its feet smell!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a dinosaur who’s hiding from the cops?
Doyouthinkhesaurus.
Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?
The same as short ones!
Knock knock.
(Who’s there?)
Sleepy.
(Sleepy who?)
Sleepy dinosaurs are called stega-snore-us!
What did dinosaurs have that no other animals had?
Baby dinosaurs.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
Out of the way as quickly as you can!
How did the dinosaur get clean?
With a meteor shower!
Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?
A dino-sewer.
What do you call a coughing dinosaur?
A Bronchosaurus!
Receptionist: “Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.”
Doctor: “Tell her I can’t see her!”
What do you call a medieval pit, full of Dinosaurs?
A VelociTrapDoor.
And who build them?
The TyranoSawrus
Why does building one take them so long?
They are always short‑handed.
Which dinosaur doesn’t know if it should leave or not?
The Stay‑Go‑Saurus.
Which dinosaur is a secret agent?
The SPY-nosaurus!
What do you call a group of anxious dinosaurs?
Nervous Rex.
What was the fastest dinosaur in all of prehistoric Mexico?
Prontosaurus.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
Rep tiles.
Knock knock.
(Who’s there?)
Nun.
(Nun who?)
Nun of the dinosaurs are still alive!
What do you call an upset dinosaur?
A cry‑ceratops!
What do you get when you cross a vegetable patch with a dinosaur?
Squash.
What do you call a dinosaur with shoes on?
Zapatosaurus.
Which dinosaur was the only dinosaur that predicted the extinction?
The Tarot dactyl.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Tye.
(Tye who?)
Tyrannosaurus wrecks everything that gets in his way.
What’s the best dinosaur to help with Christmas gifts?
A velociwraptor.
What do you call a dinosaur that plays video games?
A Sega‑Saurus.
The scariest dinosaurs were the carnivores, the least scary were the herbivores, and the most polite dinosaurs were…
The por favors.
What was the last dinosaur to become extinct?
The Toys R Us.
What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?
A tyrannochorus.
Why couldn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
There were no roads!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Terry.
(Terry who?)
Terry Dactyl!
What kind of school do dinosaurs send their preschoolers to?
Brontessori.
Which dinosaur is the most polite?
The pleaseiasaur.
Why can’t you make a dinosaur omelette?
Because they are egg‑stinct.
What did the ground say to the dinosaur’s footprint?
“You made a big impression on me!”
What sea dinosaur played music to a genius level?
A Mozart‑saur.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Raptor.
(Raptor who?)
Raptor presents before Christmas morning!
Which dinosaur was best at startling the other dinosaurs?
Tri‑SCARE‑atops.
What do you call a dinosaur who works with lawyers?
A paralegalophus.
Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
Because he could really spike the ball!
Why should you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
Because their tales are so long.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dino.
(Dino who?)
This joke is dinomite!
Which dinosaur is getting ready to go on a long trip?
The PACK-ycephalasaurus!
Which dinosaur loves to drive?
The CAR-charodontosaurus!
Which prehistoric mammal lived on Old McDonald’s farm?
Eo-Eo-maia!
Do you have a funny Dinosaur Joke? Write down your best kid-friendly ones in the comment section below!
My kids made origami dinosaurs, then had them fight.
I don’t know how this will unfold.