Dinosaurs weren’t just giant lizards stomping around, they were nature’s wild experiment in big teeth, louder roars, and even bigger appetites. Now, fast forward a few million years, and adults can’t help but wonder what those ancient beasts would get up to after dark, which leads us right into Dirty Dinosaur Jokes.
These jokes dig up the naughty side of creatures we once only saw in museums and movies. It’s like letting your mind wander back in time, but with a cheeky grin instead of a history lesson. Because sometimes, even fossils deserve a little dirty humor.

Adult Dinosaur Jokes

What’s the most romantic dinosaur?
The diplodokiss.

Why should you never go home from the bar with a dinosaur?
Because you’ll wake up with a megasauras.

What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink?
Rex on the beach!

Which dinosaur is constantly testing positive for STDs?
Syphilosaurus.

What do gingers and extinct dinosaurs have in common?
Not enough.

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?
Dino-swore.

What do you call a cross dressing dinosaur?
A Try Sarah’s tops.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus.

My wife is doing a sponsored parachute jump tomorrow and I am genuinely terrified that the chute won’t open.
Last time something that big hit the earth, the f*cking dinosaurs got wiped out.

What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A Dinosoreass.

What do you call a white T-Rex?
Al-dino.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasoreass.

What is the stickiest dinosaur?
The one at the centre of a bukkake party.

When God first made Adam and Eve, we learned a few things.
In the early days of the Garden of Eden, God didn’t realize that he had made Eve much hornier than planned. She was constantly after Adam’s junk. One day, after Adam couldn’t get it up anymore, Eve decided to look for fulfillment elsewhere. She stormed off, and the first creature she saw was a dinosaur. Eve thought to herself, “He’s a little big, but it’s worth a try anyway.” Once they had done the deed, the dinosaur began walking away and dropped dead shortly after. Since there wasn’t going to be any more action there, Eve continued on. Soon she ran across some monkeys walking around by a lake shore. Eve thought, “Well, they’re a little hairy, but I will try this out anyway.” No sooner did she finish seducing and screwing one of the monkeys and the whole troop took off and climbed up into the trees to stay. Well, Eve still wasn’t satisfied, so she kept looking.
Soon she came to a river, and as she was crossing, she saw some fish making their way upstream. “A little slimy, but I’m so horny that I don’t care,” thought Eve, and she went ahead and did it with a fish too! From this piece of history we learn; why the dinosaurs died out, why monkeys climb in trees, but we will never know how fish used to smell.

A new lesbian species of dinosaur has been discovered.
Lickalottapus.

What do you call a bl@ck dinosaur?
Tyroneosaurus.

I was carbon-dating a dinosaur the other day, trying to figure out what era it was from.
Upon closer inspection, I realised that it didn’t have the 3 anuses I was expecting, so I ruled out the Triassic period.

What do you call a dinosaur who just got pɘgged?
Tyrannosorearse rex.

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Scientists find dinosaur DNA inside amber.
Amber is such a wh*re.

What do you call a kinky dinosaur?
A pegosaurus.

A friend of mine and I were watching hardcore dinosaur p*rn.
Then my mothersaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur that is attempting to get his girlfriend to try new things in the bedroom?
TryAnalSaurasRex.

They had to shut down the T-Rex cloning program at the Oedipus Complex.
It was on the news this morning. Apparently, the entire staff was eaten by motherf*cking dinosaurs.

What do you call dinosaur sl*ts?
Herpevores.

Two boxers light up a blunt.
After a couple of hours, both of them are pretty damn high, and they start telling each other stories. One of them says, “Oh man, the other day I went on the craziest date with my wife. I got home after practice and told her to get ready. A couple of minutes later, we head out into that beautiful forest next to our cottage.
While we’re strolling through the forest, a lion comes out of the bushes. So I punch him and I kick him and I uppercut him all the way to Mars.
We continue our stroll a,nd it’s all lovey dovey and we’re having a splendid time. All of a sudden, a tiger comes out of the bushes. So I punch him and I kick him and I uppercut him all the way to Jupiter.
We continue our stroll, and it’s all lovey dovey and we’re having a splendid time. All of a sudden, a dinosaur…”
His friend interrupts him, “Do I seem that stupid, mate? Do you think I’m an idiot? What kind of woman gets ready in a couple of minutes?”

What do you call a Dinosaur with mommy issues?
An Oedipus Rex.

What do you call a dinosaur with Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
Megasoreass.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate?
Because of its silent ‘P’.

What did the dinosaur who couldn’t get erect have?
A-reptile-dysfunction.

What do you call a h*rny dinosaur?
Tyrannosaurus erex.

What do you call a Dinosaur’s c*mshot?
A blast from the past….

What kind of dinosaur hates being a father?
A Niggggersaurus.

What do you call a pr*stitute dinosaur?
A dinowhore.

What do you call a dinosaur threes00me?
A trias.

What do you call a dinosaur b*ner?
A T-Rexion.

Why don’t dinosaurs eat LGBTQ people?
Because they are allergic to transss fat.

What do you call a dinosaur with a big d*ck?
Megladong.