Mario is the plumber who somehow spends less time fixing pipes and more time jumping on enemies, grabbing coins, and chasing mushrooms that change his size. Adults who grew up playing his games now see him as more than just a childhood hero, he’s a character full of wild adventures and endless energy.
Dirty Mario jokes take that same mustached legend and give him a cheeky twist, turning his colorful world into something much spicier. It feels like Mario stepped out of the game and onto a late-night comedy stage, where pipes, castles, and power-ups suddenly become setups for jokes that only adults will appreciate.
Adult Mario Jokes
Why did Princess Peach begin to choke?
Because Mario came down the wrong pipe.
Don’t be racist, be like Mario…
He’s an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, and jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew…
People say Mario is “unrealistic”.
But if an Italian man jumped on my head, I would die, and he would be entitled to any coins I have.
What would be Mario’s catchphrase be if he was mentally challenged?
It’s-a re, tardio.
Ever wonder why Mario’s most iconic power-up is a mushroom?
It’s because Japan is remembered for having two of the largest mushrooms in history.
Two friends are reminiscing on pastimes they enjoyed as children.
One man says “My favourite thing I did as a child was playing video games with my dad, we used to sit around on a sunday afternoon playing Super Smash Bros all day long. What about you, did you do that?” his friend shifted uncomfortably and replied “No, I played some Mario Kart against him once but I gave up because my dad always beat me”.
The other man laughed and said, “It’s ok, I used to be terrible at that game.”
His friend looked confused and said, “Who said anything about the game?”
Why isn’t Hitler in Mario Kart?
Because he can’t finish a r@ce.
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Yo mama like Super Mario, she also goes up and down for some coins.
Why didn’t Mario complete his presidential term?
He got in Peach.
Why isn’t Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. anymore?
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Why did Mario get fired from being a plumber?
He never put his caulk away.
What’s the difference between the Super Mario Bros games and my wife?
I get bored after beating super mario bros a few times.
Mario and Luigi were on the bus while visiting America.
So Mario says to Luigi, “Emma comes first, then I come, two asses come together, I come again, two more asses, I pee two times, finally I come again.” A woman overheard this and, disgusted, she shouted, “Don’t tell each other about your sexual experiences on the bus, you pervert!” Luigi says, “Relax, he was just telling me how to spell Mississippi!”
What is the best adjective to describe Mario’s balls?
Peach-like.
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What do you call a Super Mario character who likes to be both dominant and submissive?
A Nintendo switch.
What is the biggest inc*st game of all time?
Super Smash Bros.
How does Mario get high?
Plumber’s crack.
Do you have a dirty Mario joke? Write down your funniest adult jokes in the comment section below!
My wife doesn’t understand why I prefer to play Mario Kart over having relations with her
In Mario Kart, it is a GOOD thing when I finish first.