Easter is that magical time of year when chocolate bunnies mysteriously lose their ears, and kids suddenly develop the speed of Olympic sprinters during egg hunts. Families gather to celebrate with colorful eggs, tasty treats, and, of course, the time-honored tradition of sharing Easter Dad Jokes that are so cheesy, they could outshine a plate of nachos.
And what’s Easter without dads slipping in their classic one-liners between bites of ham? Whether they’re cracking yolks about egg-cellent adventures or delivering puns so bad they make the Easter Bunny consider early retirement, Easter Dad Jokes add that special dose of groan-worthy humor to the holiday fun.
Best Easter Dad Jokes
Why did the Easter Bunny like the bedtime story?
The story had a “hoppy” ending.
What’s a thief’s favorite Easter candy?
Robin Eggs.
Why was the Easter Bunny arrested for taking money from kids forcefully?
He was charged with eggstortion.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
What beer do you drink on Easter Sunday?
Rolling Rock.
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?
IHOP!
Why does Korea have more Christians than China?
Because China is east, but Korea is Easter.
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?
“He is risen.”
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
What do you call a bunny who is mad?
A psycHOPath.
What’s the best way to make Easter easier?
Replace the ‘t’ with an ‘i’!
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester.
What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?
Hip hop.
When asked what his favorite holiday was. Arnold Schwarzenegger replied.
“I Still Love Easter BABY!”
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Why did the Easter Bunny go to the barber?
He had a bad hare day.
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Why was the little girl sad after the race?
Because an egg beater!
Who do marshmallows like to hang out with at Easter?
Their peeps!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure?
Eggs marks the spot.
What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
Egg-zosted!
How does a programmer catch the Easter Bunny?
With an Ethernet.
What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14 Carrot Gold.
What was the Easter Bunny’s favorite vegetable?
EGG-plant.
Why do eggs hate Easter?
Because it’s the day they all dye.
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Did you know Elton John has a pet rabbit that can run a 10K?
It’s a little fit bunny…
Why can’t you tell jokes about Easter eggs?
They’ll crack up!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg-ercise.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
What did the washer & dryer do in the 40 days before Easter?
Lint.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?
A receding hareline.
What rapper celebrates Easter twice?
2Pâques.
How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?
He uses Hare Spray.
Why is business good on Easter?
Because prophets rise.
What do you call someone who isn’t sure if the Easter Bunny is real?
An Eggnostic.
From where did the bunny get its hair done for Easter?
Obviously, from the “hare-stylist.”
Did you hear about the kid who accidentally drank the water people used to color eggs for Easter?
Most think he dyed a little inside.
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Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Why did the Easter Bunny bookmark Humornama.com?
Because it was “hopping” it would get to see more Easter jokes for kids.
What type of seat does an Easter bunny prefer?
An arm chare.
“Why are you studying your Easter candy?”
“I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”
Who does the Easter Bunny admire the most among humans?
Eggheads.
How did the Easter Bunny win the competition?
It outjumped them all.
What’s an Easter Bunny’s favorite dessert?
Egg tart.
Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
Because he had a eggache!
Did you see Batman leaving Church early on Easter?
It was the first time someone had seen a Christian Bale.
Which profession can the Easter bunnies relate to?
The sHOPkeeper.
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What do you call a flea-infested rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
How do you send an email to the Easter Bunny?
Through haremail.com.
How does the Easter bunny text its friends?
With egg-mojis!
What did the washer & dryer do in the 40 days before Easter?
Lint.
Why is the Easter Bunny a good listener?
He’s all ears!
Why did the Easter Bunny not want to go on a second date?
His date just kept rabbiting on!
What does Bob Marley say at Easter?
Don’t worry, be hoppy.
What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Fry-day.
What do rabbits say before they eat?
“Lettuce pray.”
What do you call two best friends on Easter?
Two Peeps in a pod!
How can you make Easter preparations go faster?
Use the eggs-press lane.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
“It’s been nice gnawing you.”
What do you call a transformer bunny?
Hop-timus Prime.
Why was the Easter egg so strict?
He was hard-boiled.
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one. After that, it’s not empty anymore.
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Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for his miserable summer.
Why do you need an Easter egg hunting license?
Because no poaching is allowed.
Why is the Easter Bunny so funny?
He always has a tail to tell.
What do you call the Easter Bunny when he has fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the dentist?
To fix his buck teeth.
What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte.
What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
He was eggspelled!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his eggs!
What do you call a rabbit comedian?
A funny bunny.
How do rabbits stay cool during the summer?
With hare conditioning.
Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur?
The outside.
What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday?
“Hoppy birthday!”
Why was Rihanna so happy on Easter?
She found eggs in a hopeless place!
Why is the Easter Bunny so lazy?
Be he doesn’t carrot all!
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Because they wanted better celery.
Where do Easter bunnies dance?
At the basket ball.
What do you call a forgetful rabbit?
A hare-brain!
What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
“Your one hot chick!”
Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs?
It needed an eggs-terminator.
Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show?
Because his TV was scrambled!
Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee?
It’s a tender tail!
What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny?
A honey bunny.
What’s a proper toast at Easter?
Ears to a great Easter!
What do you call a baby who’s a little too warm on Easter?
A hot cross bun(dle) of joy.
How does an Easter chick dress for Sunday?
Im-peck-ably.
What do you call an unconventional Easter egg?
Egg-centric!
Why don’t chicks play baseball?
Too many fowl balls!
Why are Easter bunnies more tired when Easter’s in April?
Because they’ve just finished a long March.
What do you call a dancing chick?
Poultry in motion!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Because he has four rabbits’ feet!
Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?
The bunny hill.
Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
Because he is too young to drive!
When it comes to celebrating Easter.
The Romans really nailed it!
Do you have a funny Easter Dad Joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
