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March 8, 2025
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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
Anything you like, he can’t hear you.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the idea that the gorilla has bananas blocking its ears, making it unable to hear whatever name you call it. It’s a classic example of a silly, lighthearted joke!
March 7, 2025
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A man walks into a coffee shop and asks for an Americano.
Barista: May I suggest a Canadiano instead?
Man: What’s a Canadiano?
Barista: An Americano without the tariffs!
👉 Category: Political Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on the trade relationship between the U.S. and Canada. The “Americano” is a popular coffee drink, but the punchline suggests that a “Canadiano” is a cheaper, tariff-free alternative, referencing trade disputes between the two countries.
March 6, 2025
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A lawyer was drinking with friends after winning a big case and says, “I’m probably going to Hell for the things I’ve done to win the case.”
To which a friend replies, “Don’t be surprised when you get there and you’re directed to the employee’s entrance.”
👉 Category: Work Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on the stereotype that lawyers are unethical or manipulative to win cases. The punchline suggests that instead of going to Hell as a visitor, the lawyer would be treated as staff—implying that their profession is notorious for questionable morality.
March 5, 2025
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Sherlock Holmes and Watson are strolling through London when, out of nowhere, a cat leaps onto Watson and pees on him.
“Oh, bloody hell!” Watson exclaims. “My coat is ruined!”
“You’ll have to take it up with the owner,” Sherlock replies calmly.
“But I haven’t the slightest idea who the owner is!”
“Elementary, my dear Watson. You are both pissed on and pissed off at the same time, so it must be Schrödinger’s cat.”
👉 Category: Nerdy Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke combines the famous detective Sherlock Holmes with Schrödinger’s cat, a thought experiment in quantum mechanics where a cat is both alive and dead until observed. The pun plays on the British slang “pissed on” (literally being urinated on) and “pissed off” (angry), implying a quantum state of frustration and misfortune.
March 4, 2025
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Why did the US shut down quantum computing research?
Because it was non-binary.
👉 Category: Tech Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on the concept of binary in computing, where traditional computers use 0s and 1s. Quantum computers, however, use qubits, which can exist in multiple states at once, making them non-binary. The joke humorously suggests that the US shut it down because of this, referencing both computing terms and modern social discussions around the word non-binary.
March 3, 2025
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What do you call a person who is engaged to Beyoncé?
A feyoncé.
👉 Category: Celebrity Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke is a play on words using “fiancé,” which means an engaged person, and “Beyoncé,” the famous singer. By blending the two, it creates “feyoncé,” making it a fun and clever pun.
March 2, 2025
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A farmer counted 297 cows in his field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 300.
👉 Category: Math Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on the double meaning of “rounding up.” In mathematics, rounding up means increasing a number to the nearest whole number (e.g., 297 rounds up to 300). In farming, “rounding up” means gathering cattle.
March 1, 2025
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If George Washington were here today, he’d probably be all like, “What the hell?”
“How am I still alive?”
👉 Category: Historical Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke humorously imagines the reaction of George Washington if he were somehow alive today. Instead of marveling at modern advancements, his first thought would be the shock of his own existence, making the joke funny through unexpected absurdity.
February 28, 2025
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Women always seem so impressed when I tell them I earn 6 figures per year.
But they get so disappointed when I show them my Action Man collection.
👉 Category: Toy Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on the phrase “earning 6 figures,” which usually refers to making a high salary (hundreds of thousands per year). However, the punchline reveals that the “6 figures” actually refer to collectible Action Man (toy) figures, creating a humorous misunderstanding.
February 27, 2025
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Did you hear that Trump is selling a “Gold Card” that quickly gets you citizenship?
I heard they’re thinking of calling it the American Express Gold Card.
👉 Category: Political Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on the well-known American Express Gold Card, a credit card associated with wealth and privilege. The humor comes from the idea that a gold card could be used to fast-track U.S. citizenship, linking it to both Donald Trump’s past immigration policies and the elite status of an American Express card.
February 26, 2025
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A drunk goes to court. The judge says, ‘You’ve been brought here for drinking.’
The drunk says, ‘Great. Let’s get started.’
👉 Category: Courtroom Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on the double meaning of “brought here for drinking.” The judge means the person is in court because of their drinking problem, but the drunk misinterprets it as an invitation to start drinking.
February 25, 2025
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What’s the most ironic thing about WW3?
The Germans will fight the USA and Russia again, but this time they’ll be the good guys.
👉 Category: Political Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on historical irony. In both World Wars, Germany was the main antagonist against the USA and Russia. However, in today’s geopolitical landscape, with shifting alliances and global politics, the joke suggests that if another world war were to occur, Germany might end up on the morally “right” side against past allies.
February 24, 2025
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Confucius says, “When a man sets out on a mission of revenge, he must dig 2 graves.”
When Chuck Norris sets out on a mission of revenge, he digs 2 graves: 1 for his mark, and 1 for the guy who thinks he can go around telling Chuck Norris how many graves to dig.
👉 Category: Chuck Norris Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke humorously twists the famous Confucius quote, which warns that revenge harms both the seeker and the target. However, since Chuck Norris is known for his exaggerated toughness in internet memes, the joke turns it into a power move—Chuck not only gets his revenge but also eliminates anyone who dares to lecture him about it!
February 23, 2025
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What starts with F, ends with F, and has no F?
Photograph.
👉 Category: Riddle Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke tricks the listener by making them focus on the literal letters at the beginning and end of the word. While “Photograph” sounds like it could fit the pattern, it actually starts with “Ph” and ends with “h,” meaning there is no actual “F” in it—making it a clever wordplay riddle.
February 22, 2025
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Last night, someone broke into my home and took a dozen eggs, but they left a saucepan filled with warm water…
Police believe it was Poachers.
👉 Category: Pun Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on the double meaning of “poachers.” In one sense, poachers are criminals who illegally hunt or steal. In another sense, poaching is a cooking method that involves gently boiling eggs in water.
February 21, 2025
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What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?
They kaleidoscope.
👉 Category: Science Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke is a pun on the word kaleidoscope, a device that creates colorful, shifting patterns. The humor comes from combining “microscope” (which looks at small things) and “telescope” (which looks at distant things) into “kaleidoscope,” suggesting a playful and colorful collision.
February 20, 2025
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Papa mole, mamma mole, and their two baby moles were in their tunnel beneath the grocery store.
The papa mole stopped, sniffed, and said, “Oooh, we’re underneath the sugar now.” A little later he stopped, sniffed, and said, “Oooh, we’re underneath the honey now.” A little more time passed and papa mole stopped, sniffed, and said, “Oooh, we’re underneath the maple syrup now.”
After the moles got home, the two baby moles asked their mamma whether she was able to smell the sugar, honey, and maple syrup. She said, “Not as well as your papa, but yes. Couldn’t you two smell them?”
The baby moles looked at each other, and one spoke up, “To be honest, all we could smell was molasses.”
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke is a clever pun on the word “molasses.” The baby moles were stuck behind their parents in the tunnel, so instead of smelling the sweet ingredients, all they could smell was “mole asses.”
February 19, 2025
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What do you call the physicist who trains his abs to the fullest?
Max Planck.
👉 Category: Science Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke is a pun on the name of the famous physicist Max Planck, who was a key figure in quantum mechanics. The humor comes from the similarity between his name and “max plank,” referring to the “plank” exercise, which is often used for strengthening abs.
February 18, 2025
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Did you know that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother?
His name was Brocco Lee.
👉 Category: Celebrity Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on the similarity between “Brocco Lee” and “Bruce Lee.” “Brocco” sounds like “broccoli,” a popular vegetable, making it a funny name for a supposed vegan brother of the martial arts legend.
February 17, 2025
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Wife yells from upstairs, “Hey, do you ever get a really sharp pain in your heart area, almost like someone is using a voodoo doll against you?”
Husband replies, “No.”
Wife asks, “How about now?”
👉 Category: Marriage Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke is funny because of the unexpected twist. The husband’s “No” response sets up the idea that the pain is hypothetical, but the wife’s follow-up question suggests she is actively using a voodoo doll against him at that moment.
February 16, 2025
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A long time ago we had Empires run by Emperors.
Then we had Kingdoms run by Kings. Now we have Countries…
👉 Category: Political Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on the pattern in words like “Empires” being ruled by “Emperors” and “Kingdoms” by “Kings.” It sets up an expectation for “Countries” to follow the same pattern, leading the listener to anticipate a ruler with a similar title.
February 15, 2025
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For the past 27 years I’ve received a Valentine’s card from the same secret admirer. So I was pretty upset when I didn’t get one this year.
First my granny dies and now this.
👉 Category: Dark Humor
😂 Explanation: The joke sets up the expectation of a romantic secret admirer, only to reveal that it was actually the person’s grandmother sending the cards all along.
February 14, 2025
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A man went into a bookstore and complained,
“I bought this book from you yesterday, ‘Cowards in History,’ and all the pages fell out!”
The sales assistant said, “That’s because it has no spine.”
👉 Category: Book Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke is a pun on the word “spine.” In books, the spine holds the pages together. Metaphorically, “having no spine” means lacking courage, like a coward. The humor comes from the double meaning, making it a clever wordplay.
February 13, 2025
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A man always smokes two cigarettes at the same time.
One day, his friend asks, “Why do you always smoke two cigarettes at once?”
The man replies, “My brother is in prison. He told me to smoke a cigarette for him every time I smoke one for myself.”
Some time later, his friend sees him smoking just one cigarette and, surprised, asks, “Has your brother been freed from prison?”
The man replies, “Nah, man. I quit smoking.”
👉 Category: Dark Humor
😂 Explanation: The joke sets up the expectation that the man’s smoking habit is tied to his brother in prison. However, the punchline flips the assumption—while we expect his brother to have quit smoking or been freed, it’s actually him who quit, making for an ironic and humorous twist.
February 12, 2025
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Do people in Dubai watch The Flintstones?
No, but the ones in Abu Dhabi dooo!
👉 Category: Pun Jokes / Wordplay
😂 Explanation: This joke is a play on words with the Flintstones’ famous catchphrase, “Yabba Dabba Doo!” The punchline replaces “Yabba Dabba” with “Abu Dhabi”, the capital of the UAE, making it sound like part of the show’s iconic phrase.
February 11, 2025
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What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
👉 Category: Pun Jokes / Wordplay
😂 Explanation: This joke is a simple play on words. Strawberries and blueberries are both fruits, but the joke uses “blue” as a pun, since “feeling blue” means being sad. So, a sad strawberry would be… a blueberry! 🍓➡️🫐
February 10, 2025
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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?
It was making him Moody.
👉 Category: Harry Potter Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on the character Barty Crouch Jr. from Harry Potter, who impersonated Mad-Eye Moody using Polyjuice Potion. The word “Moody” is a pun—drinking can make people moody (emotional or irritable), but in this case, it also references the character he was pretending to be.
February 9, 2025
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Did you know elephants can fight off multiple predators at once?
They’re really good at multi-tusking.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke is a pun on the word “multitasking,” which means handling multiple tasks at once. The twist comes from replacing “tasking” with “tusking,” referencing an elephant’s tusks—making it both clever and fitting for the animal theme.
February 8, 2025
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A married man approaches a stunning woman in the supermarket and says, “I’ve lost my wife in the aisles… Do you mind if we talk for a while?”
She asks him, “Wouldn’t it be better to look for her than to talk to me?”
Him: “It won’t be necessary… every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere…”
👉 Category: Relationship Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on the classic trope of jealous spouses. The humor comes from the idea that the man doesn’t need to search for his wife—she will magically appear the moment he talks to an attractive woman, implying she has a radar for such situations.
February 7, 2025
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A Russian man lived all alone in a remote cabin.
One day, someone from the government showed up and told him that, due to a map surveyor’s error in the 1940s, the cabin he lived in was mistakenly marked as part of Russia, but in fact, it’s actually a part of Belarus.
“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaimed. “I don’t think I can take another Russian winter!”
👉 Category: Dark Humor / Political Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on the extreme cold of Russian winters, which are famously harsh. The humor comes from the idea that the man is relieved to find out he no longer lives in Russia—because he thinks that changing the country on paper will somehow change the brutal winter conditions he experiences.
February 6, 2025
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Many people think America is the most capitalist country, but it’s actually Germany.
They even capitalize their nouns!
👉 Category: Wordplay Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on the double meaning of “capitalist”—one referring to an economic system and the other to capital letters in writing. In the German language, all nouns are capitalized, making Germany the true “capital-ist” in a humorous way.
February 5, 2025
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AI is getting so advanced that soon it’ll be able to replace 90% of jobs…
Except politicians.
Because even AI can’t figure out how to be that useless and still get paid.
👉 Category: Satire Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke takes a jab at politicians by implying that their job involves inefficiency and lack of productivity, something even artificial intelligence wouldn’t be able to replicate.
February 4, 2025
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Did you know that getting ketchup in your eyes can improve your eyesight?
You know what they say—Heinzsight is 20/20.
👉 Category: Pun Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke is a pun on “hindsight is 20/20”, a phrase meaning that things are clearer in retrospect. The word “hindsight” is replaced with “Heinz-sight”, referencing Heinz, a famous ketchup brand, making it a clever play on words.
February 3, 2025
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A guy walks into a bar and asks for money.
The bartender says, “That’s not how it works.”
The guy replies, “Why not? One bar equals one ATM!”
👉 Category: Pun Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on the fact that “bar” is a unit of pressure, and “ATM” (atmosphere) is another unit of pressure. While 1 bar is approximately 0.987 atm, the joke humorously treats them as equal, creating a clever wordplay.
February 2, 2025
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53 millionaires walk into a bar to watch the Super Bowl.
The bartender says, “Woah, it’s the Dallas Cowboys! What can I get you guys?”
👉 Category: Sports Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke pokes fun at the Dallas Cowboys, a famously wealthy NFL team, by implying that while they are rich, they aren’t necessarily winners in the Super Bowl. The humor comes from the contrast between wealth and performance.
February 1, 2025
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At flight school, the flight instructor always referred to the airplane’s engine as the “air conditioner.”When a student asked why, he answered,
“Because when it stops running, you start sweating.”
👉 Category: Aviation Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke is funny because it plays on the double meaning of “air conditioner.” Normally, an air conditioner keeps you cool, but in this case, if the engine (which keeps the plane in the air) stops, the pilot starts sweating from fear.
January 31, 2025
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So a philosopher, a mathematician, and a physicist were at Starbucks.
The mathematician turns to the physicist sitting next to him and says, “You know, physics is just applied mathematics!”
They all have a good laugh, at which point the philosopher interjects from across the table, “And mathematics is just applied philosophy!”
The laughter roars even louder, and then the physicist turns to the philosopher.
“Shut the f up and make my coffee.”
👉 Category: Dark Humor / Intellectual Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke humorously escalates an intellectual discussion by reducing philosophy to a barista’s role, playing on the stereotype that philosophy is less practical than math or physics.
January 30, 2025
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A guy walks into a bar with a small amphibian on his shoulder. The bartender says, “What’s your friend’s name?”
The man says, “I named him Tiny.”
“Cause he’s my newt.”
👉 Category: Pun Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on the words “my newt” (which sounds like “minute,” meaning very small) and “newt” (a type of small amphibian). The humor comes from the clever wordplay.
January 29, 2025
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What do you call someone who never loses in a casino?
The Owner.
👉 Category: Gambling Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke is funny because casinos are designed to always make a profit, meaning the real winner is always the owner, not the players.
January 28, 2025
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What’s the most expensive All You Can Eat restaurant called?
The Warren Buffet.
👉 Category: Pun Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke is a play on the name of Warren Buffett, the famous investor and billionaire, and the term “buffet,” referring to an all-you-can-eat restaurant.
January 27, 2025
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
Eye doctor: “The results aren’t good.”
Patient: “Can I see them?”
Eye doctor: “Probably not.”
👉 Category: Doctor Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke uses a play on words. The patient’s question is literal—they want to see the results. However, the doctor humorously interprets it to mean the patient might physically be unable to see due to poor eyesight.
January 26, 2025
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If someone calls you fat, just ignore them.
You’re bigger than that.
👉 Category: Comeback Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke humorously twists the phrase “you’re bigger than that” to imply both emotional maturity and a literal size pun.
January 25, 2025
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
20 blondes are standing outside of a bar.
The bouncer says, “Why aren’t you going in?”
One of the blondes replies, “We need to be 21.”
👉 Category: Blonde Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline plays on the double meaning of “21.” While the bouncer likely means the legal drinking age, the blonde assumes they need 21 people in their group to enter the bar.
January 24, 2025
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How many Catholic Women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nun.
👉 Category: Religious Humor
😂 Explanation: This joke is a play on words. “Nun” is a homophone for “none,” implying zero Catholic women are needed, while also referencing Catholic nuns, adding a humorous twist.
January 23, 2025
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Did you hear that Tesla is having more problems with their self-driving software now?
It seems the cars will only turn right.
👉 Category: Tech Humor
😂 Explanation: This joke plays on the double meaning of “right” — referring to both a direction and a political ideology.
January 22, 2025
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
A dog walks into an employment agency and says in perfect English, “I need a job.”
Surprised, the receptionist replies, “Wow, a real talking dog. You could easily get a job with the circus.”
To which the dog inquires, “Why would a circus need an architect?”
👉 Category: Clever Animal Humor
😂 Explanation: The humor lies in the dog’s unexpected professionalism. While the receptionist suggests a circus because a talking dog is a spectacle, the dog views itself as a skilled professional (an architect), highlighting the absurdity of the suggestion.
January 21, 2025
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My uncle told me that A.I. could never take his job. And he’s 100% right.
Mostly because he’s unemployed.
👉 Category: Tech Humor
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the fear of AI replacing jobs. It humorously points out that AI can’t replace someone who’s already jobless, making it a clever twist on a common concern!
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