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January 5, 2025
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A guy walks into a furniture repair shop to get his coffee table fixed. The place smells horrible. He finds a worker refinishing a bed frame and asks him, “what is that horrible smell”? The worker points over to a corner of the shop and says, “someone just dropped off some loose stools.”
👉 Category: Wordplay/Humor
😂 Fun Fact: This joke is a classic double entendre. “Loose stools” can mean small furniture pieces or, in medical terms, diarrhea.
January 4, 2025
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What happens when you travel back in time and kill the man who invented pizza?
A chain of Dominoes is never started.
👉 Category: Wordplay/Time Travel Humor
😂 Fun Fact: This joke is a clever pun on “Domino’s,” the pizza chain, and the literal chain reaction of dominoes falling. It humorously ties the idea of time travel to a playful alternate history where pizza, and the famous pizza brand, never exists!
January 3, 2025
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A lactose intolerant man goes to a cafe and orders a glass of milk.
When he finishes, he gets up and walks out. The cashier sees this and yells to the manager, “Hey! He didn’t pay for that!”
The manager replies, “Don’t worry, he’ll pay for it later.”
👉 Category: Wordplay
😂 Fun Fact: This joke plays on the double meaning of “pay for it.” While the cashier refers to monetary payment, the manager humorously predicts the lactose intolerant man’s digestive discomfort as the real “payment” for drinking milk!
January 2, 2025
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A blonde walks into a confessional booth and orders a hot dog.
The priest says to her, “My child, I believe you are mistaken. This is confessions; what you’re looking for is concessions.”
👉 Category: Wordplay
😂 Fun Fact: This joke plays on the similarity between the words “confessions” and “concessions.” The humor lies in the misunderstanding, as the blonde confuses a sacred confessional booth with a food stand, leading to an unexpected and funny interaction!
January 1, 2025
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I gave up drinking for the new year.
Sorry, that came out wrong.
I gave up.
Drinking for the new year.
👉 Category: Wordplay
😂 Fun Fact: This joke plays on sentence structure to create a humorous twist. At first, it seems like the speaker gave up alcohol as a resolution. However, the pause and rephrasing reveal that they actually gave up on the resolution itself—drinking is still on the table!
December 31, 2024
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Texas Governor Greg Abbott offered condolences to Jimmy Carter’s wife on his death, forgetting that she’s been dead for over a year.
This was surprising, as Abbott is typically a real stand-up guy.
👉 Category: Political Humor
😂 Fun Fact: The humor here is rooted in irony and wordplay. Governor Greg Abbott uses a wheelchair in real life, so the phrase “stand-up guy” adds a darkly comedic twist to the situation.
December 30, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
Two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says…
“I’ll man the gun, you steer.”
👉 Category: Animal Humor
😂 Fun Fact: The humor comes from the double meaning of “tank.” While it typically refers to a fish tank, the punchline cleverly shifts the context to a military tank, creating a funny and unexpected twist!
December 29, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
Why did it take 400 wise men to flick on the light switch?
Because … many hands make light work.
👉 Category: Wordplay
😂 Fun Fact: This joke plays on the idiom “Many hands make light work,” which means tasks are easier with more help.
December 28, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
Why do the Norwegians have barcodes on the side of their battleships?
So they can Scandinavian.
👉 Category: Wordplay
😂 Fun Fact: This joke cleverly combines “scan” (as in barcode scanning) with “Scandinavian,” the region Norway is part of.
December 27, 2024
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My wife: “I should not have gotten you that blender for Christmas.”
Me: sipping toast “Why?”
👉 Category: Relationship Humor
😂 Fun Fact: This joke highlights the hilarity of misusing a blender. The image of someone sipping toast is absurd and unexpected, turning an everyday gift into the source of quirky humor. Perfect for anyone who loves a little culinary chaos!
December 26, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
If you start watching Avengers: Endgame on New Year’s Eve at exactly 9:29:30, at exactly midnight…
You’ll realize exactly why you’re still single.
👉 Category: Movie Humor
😂 Fun Fact: This joke uses the length of Avengers: Endgame as a setup for self-deprecating humor. Instead of celebrating with someone at midnight, the punchline implies the only companionship is with superheroes on the screen—perfectly timed to reflect the loneliness of being single.
December 25, 2024
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I lost my job as the CEO of a company for “unethical practices.”
I distributed the profits to everyone equally.
👉 Category: Workplace Humor
😂 Fun Fact: This joke humorously highlights the irony in corporate environments. While “unethical practices” often refer to greed or corruption, this twist suggests fairness and equality as the “crime,” poking fun at corporate norms where profit distribution isn’t always equitable.
December 24, 2024
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At a job interview, the company director asks the candidate, “Why are you asking for such a high salary when you have no experience in this field?”
The candidate replies, “Well, the job is much harder when you don’t know what you’re doing.”
👉 Category: Workplace Humor
😂 Fun Fact: The humor in this joke comes from the unexpected logic of the candidate’s response. Instead of justifying a lower salary due to inexperience, the candidate flips the narrative, humorously suggesting they deserve more for the added challenge of learning on the job.
December 23, 2024
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How do we know Steve Irwin didn’t wear sunscreen?
Because it blocks the harmful rays.
👉 Category: Clever Wordplay
😂 Fun Fact: This joke plays on the double meaning of “rays.” It references Steve Irwin, the beloved wildlife expert known as the “Crocodile Hunter,” who tragically passed away after an encounter with a stingray. The humor lies in wordplay, contrasting harmful “UV rays” with the “stingray” in his life.
December 22, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
A 60-year-old millionaire married a 25-year-old model.
His friends were curious how he did it and asked him about it. The millionaire told them, “I lied to her about my age.”
“Oh, so you told her you were like 40?”
“No, I told her I was 90.”
👉 Category: Relationship Humor
😂 Fun Fact: This joke flips the usual expectation. Instead of lying to seem younger, the millionaire lies about being older, implying the model might be motivated by the thought of inheriting his wealth soon. It’s a satirical twist on stereotypes about relationships and age differences!
December 21, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
In Ancient Rome, there were four types of poisons.
Poisons I, II, and III were deadly, but Poison IV just made you really itchy.
👉 Category: History Humor
😂 Fun Fact: The joke plays on the Roman numeral system, where “IV” stands for 4. Instead of being deadly like the first three poisons, Poison “IV” humorously sounds like “ivy,” which can cause itching (like poison ivy). It’s a clever pun blending history and wordplay!
December 20, 2024
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An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart.
“Walmart?” the preacher exclaimed. “Why Walmart?”
“Then I’ll be sure my daughters will visit me twice a week.”
👉 Category: Family & Shopping Humor
😂 Fun Fact: This joke humorously exaggerates how often some people visit Walmart.
December 19, 2024
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Why didn’t the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10?
I asked him and he said, “I still love vista, baby.”
👉 Category: Tech & Movie Humor
😂 Fun Fact: This joke combines tech humor with a play on Arnold Schwarzenegger’s iconic line, “Hasta la vista, baby,” from Terminator 2: Judgment Day.
December 18, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe.
He holds air hostage.
👉 Category: Chuck Norris Humor
😂 Fun Fact: Chuck Norris jokes became a global phenomenon, highlighting his mythical toughness and superhuman abilities. These jokes started as an internet meme in the early 2000s and continue to bring laughs worldwide.
December 17, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
Teacher: “Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!”
Nobody stands up
Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students here!”
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: “Ohh, Johnny, you think you’re stupid?”
Little Johnny: “No, I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.”
👉 Category: School Humor
😂 Fun Fact: Little Johnny is a classic character in school humor, known for his quick wit and ability to turn the tables in the most unexpected ways. What a clever way to make the teacher rethink!
December 16, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
Madonna is 65 and her boyfriend is 27. Cher is 78 and her boyfriend is 36.
Still single? Relax, your boyfriend is not born yet!
👉 Category: Relationship Humor
😂 Fun Fact: Age-gap relationships in Hollywood are not uncommon, with stars like Madonna and Cher showing that love knows no age limits. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just waiting for the “right time”!
December 15, 2024
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Why are women evacuated first in a disaster?
So men can think of a solution in silence.
👉 Category: Gender Humor
😂 Fun Fact: Studies show that men and women often approach problem-solving differently. Men may prefer silent contemplation, while women often engage in collaborative discussions. Both approaches are essential for survival!
December 14, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
Bill Gates died and met God.
God said, “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this one. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I’m going to do something I’ve never done before. I’m going to let you decide where you want to go.”
Bill said, “What’s the difference between the two?”
God said, “It might help you decide if you took a peek at both places. Shall we look at Hell first?”
Bill was amazed. He saw a clean white sandy beach with clear water.
There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.
The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect.
“This is great!” said Bill. “If this is Hell, I can’t wait to see Heaven.”
God said, “Let’s go!” and off they went to Heaven.
Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing.
It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell.
Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
“God, I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell.”
“As you wish,” said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going.
He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming in hot flames in a dark cave as he was being tortured by demons with pitchforks.
“How ya doin’, Bill?” asked God.
Bill groaned “This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?”
“Oh, that,” said God. “That was the screen saver.”
👉 Category: Tech Humor
😂 Fun Fact: Screensavers were originally designed to prevent images from burning into old monitors. Now, they’re mostly for fun—and clearly, they can be misleading!
December 13, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
A guy goes to the dentist with 3 broken teeth.
The dentist asks what happened. The guy replies, “Well, my wife decided to make fried chicken for dinner, but it was really overcooked, so it was extremely dry and hard.”
The dentist says, “Well, you should have told her it was too overcooked and refused to eat it.”
The guy replies, “That’s what I did.”
👉 Category: Husband and Wife Humor
😂 Fun Fact: Couples who laugh together tend to have stronger relationships. Humor is often a great way to resolve conflicts… just maybe not with overcooked chicken!
December 12, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
If you want to measure the circumference of a pie, one pie isn’t enough.
But 2πr.
👉 Category: Math and Food Humor
😂 Fun Fact: Did you know the mathematical constant π (pi) has been used for over 4,000 years? It’s the most delicious math pun material, especially when paired with pie!
December 11, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
My wife left me a note on the fridge saying, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not quite sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
👉 Category: Husband and Wife Humor
😂 Fun Fact: Communication breakdowns often lead to hilarious misunderstandings, especially in relationships. It’s all fun and games until someone’s note gets taken literally!
December 10, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
A man was walking past a psychiatric hospital.
There was a tall wooden fence, and he could hear some chanting in the distance. When he got halfway along the fence, the chanting grew louder, and they were repeating, “Seven, seven, seven!” The man kept walking.
The next day, as he passed the hospital, he again heard chanting. This time it was “Eight, eight, eight,” growing louder as he walked. His curiosity grew, but he continued on.
On the third day, the man couldn’t resist. Hearing “Nine, nine, nine,” he spotted a knot hole in the fence and decided to peek inside. As he pressed his face to the fence, he was promptly poked in the eye. As he jumped back, covering his eye, the chanting changed to, “Ten, ten, ten…”
👉 Category: Situational Humor
😂 Fun Fact: Curiosity might have killed the cat, but it also makes for some of the funniest jokes, especially when it leads to unexpected consequences!
December 9, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
Two priests walking see a drunk who says, “I am Jesus Christ.”
“No, you are not,” responds a priest.
The drunk says, “I’ll bet you a drink that I am Jesus Christ.” The priests are speechless.
“Follow me and I’ll prove I am Jesus Christ,” says the drunk, who walks into a pub. The priests shrug and follow the drunk into the pub.
As soon as the bartender sees the drunk, he exclaims, “Jesus Christ, what are you doing back in here? I told you to leave until you sober up!”
👉 Category: Religious Humor
🍺 Fun Fact: Priests are often known for their sense of humor, with many jokes featuring them as a way to explore faith through lighthearted storytelling!
December 8, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
One day, this man was sitting on the sofa with his girlfriend, and she asked, “Honey, do you think I’m fat?”
The man replied, “Of course not, you’re perfect!”
She said, “Will you carry me to the bedroom?”
He felt a shiver run down his spine and replied, “To prove how much I love you, today I’m bringing the bed into the living room.”
👉 Category: Relationship Humor
💘 Fun Fact: Humor is often considered one of the most attractive traits in a partner, helping to strengthen relationships and diffuse awkward moments!
December 7, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.”
The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.”
“Thanks, Dad,” the son says.
The father shakes his head and says, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
👉 Category: Family Humor
😂 Fun Fact: A study revealed that dads are more likely to use sarcasm in humor with their kids, adding a playful twist to father-child conversations!
December 6, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
Wife says to her husband: “Our son is so clever, he got his intelligence from me!”
The husband replies: “Probably, I still have mine…”
👉 Category: Family Humor
😂 Fun Fact: Studies show that married couples share an average of 7 jokes a day, proving that humor is one of the secrets to a happy marriage!
December 5, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
Did you hear that UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was killed today?
Seems his insurance couldn’t help him with shots outside his network.
👉 Category: Dark Humor
💉 Fun Fact: Health insurance networks often limit coverage to specific providers. This joke spins that idea into a darkly comedic commentary on the irony of being outside a “network.”
December 4, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
Why was the DJ removed from political office?
He turned on the Speaker.
👉 Category: Political Humor
🎶 Fun Fact: This joke is a clever wordplay on the dual meaning of “Speaker,” referring to both a political role and audio equipment used by DJs.
December 3, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
What did Hunter Biden say at the Thanksgiving table?
“Pardon me, father.”
👉 Category: Political Humor
🦃 Fun Fact: Hunter Biden is an attorney, businessman, and artist. His art has sparked significant interest, with some of his pieces reportedly selling for hundreds of thousands of dollars.
December 2, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
I bought a wooden car. It’s got wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden seats, wooden wheels, even a wooden key. Guess what?
Wooden start.
👉 Category: Car Jokes
🚗 Fun Fact: A classic pun that plays on the word “wooden,” creating a humorous twist about a car that simply “wouldn’t start!”
December 1, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
What will we call the kids conceived during the pandemic in ten years?
Quaranteens.
👉 Category: Pandemic Humor
✨ Fun Fact: The term “quarantine” comes from the Italian word quaranta, meaning forty, referring to the 40-day isolation period during the Black Death.
November 30, 2024
🎉 Laugh of the Day 🎉
What did one tectonic plate say when they bumped into another?
“Sorry! My Fault……”
👉 Category: Science Humor
💭 Thought to Ponder: Plate tectonics are responsible for the formation of mountains and earthquakes—nature’s way of keeping things interesting!
November 29, 2024
😂 Today’s Chuckle 😂
What do you call a unicorn that’s had its horn removed?
Eunuchorn.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
🔮 Fun Fact: In some cultures, unicorns are believed to symbolize purity and grace—though, without their horn, they might be just another horse!
November 28, 2024
🎉 Giggle of the Day 🎉
What type of doctor is Dr Pepper?
A Fizzician.
👉 Category: Food Jokes
🥤 Fun Fact: Dr Pepper is one of the oldest sodas, created in 1885, predating Coca-Cola by one year!
November 27, 2024
😂 Today’s Laugh 😂
Irish chili has only 239 beans.
If it had one more, it would be too farty.
👉 Category: Food Jokes
🍲 Fun Fact: Chili is a staple of many cultures, but it’s the beans that really bring it to life (unless you’re counting how much gas they bring along)!
November 26, 2024
🎉 Laugh of the Day 🎉
What do you name a woman that burns all her bills?
Bernadette.
👉 Category: Name Jokes
🔥 Fun Fact: Bernadette is of French origin, meaning “brave as a bear.” In this case, she’s certainly brave enough to take on the bills!
November 25, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
What do you call a bee who can’t make up his mind?
A maybe.
👉 Category: Animal Humor
🐝 Fun Fact: Bees are crucial for pollination and food production, and they’re never indecisive about their work—except maybe when deciding on a flower!
November 24, 2024
🎉 Laugh of the Day 🎉
Did you hear about the massive sale at the Lego store?
People were lining up for blocks!
👉 Category: Store Humor
🧱 Fun Fact: Lego is one of the most recognizable brands worldwide, producing more than 600 billion Lego bricks to date!
November 23, 2024
😂 Today’s Chuckle 😂
Why are black holes skinny?
They are light eaters.
👉 Category: Science Humor
🌌 Fun Fact: Black holes are mysterious space phenomena with a gravitational pull so strong not even light can escape them!
November 22, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
What borders on stupidity?
Mexico and Canada.
👉 Category: Geography Jokes
🌍 Fun Fact: Mexico and Canada are the two neighboring countries of the United States. Guess they’re both a bit misunderstood in their own way!
November 21, 2022024
🎉 Laugh of the Day 🎉
What do you call an ant that joined the army?
A combat-ant.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
🦸 Fun Fact: Ants are social insects, living in colonies that can range from a few dozen to millions of individuals!
November 20, 2024
💡 Today’s Chuckle 💡
What do you call a hippo that uses coarse language?
A hippo-potty-mouth.
👉 Category: Animal Humor
🦛 Fun Fact: Hippos are known to be extremely aggressive and have powerful jaws—luckily, they’re not as potty-mouthed as this one!
November 19, 2024
🎉 Laugh of the Day 🎉
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey!
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
🐪 Fun Fact: Camels can survive without water for long periods due to their fat-storing humps, but poor Humphrey seems to have lost his!
November 18, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on the same book for years?
A Church.
👉 Category: Book Jokes
📚 Fun Fact: The concept of book clubs has been around since the early 19th century, and they’re a great way to engage in deep discussions (even if you never get past the first chapter)!
November 17, 2024
🎉 Laugh of the Day 🎉
What’s big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
👉 Category: Dark Humor
🎱 Fun Fact: Pool tables are often large and heavy, making them a serious hazard if they were ever to fall from a great height!
November 16, 2024
😂 Today’s Chuckle 😂
Where do stormtroopers do their shopping?
At whatever’s next to Target.
👉 Category: Star Wars Humor
🌠 Fun Fact: Stormtroopers are known for their poor aim, but even they can find their way to a great deal at Target!
November 15, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
What’s the worst part of an apple addiction?
You can’t see a doctor about it.
👉 Category: Food Humor
🍎 Fun Fact: Apples are a rich source of fiber and vitamins, so while addiction might be a stretch, it’s still one of the healthiest habits!
November 14, 2024
🎉 Laugh of the Day 🎉
What Arab country’s zombie population is the largest?
BAHRAIIIIIN’S.
👉 Category: Zombie Humor
🧟 Fun Fact: Bahrain is a small island nation in the Middle East, but let’s hope their zombie population doesn’t get any bigger!
November 13, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
Leonardo DiCaprio has removed all his movies from Netflix.
Netflix turned 27 this year.
👉 Category: Movie Humor
🎬 Fun Fact: Leonardo DiCaprio is an acclaimed actor, and Netflix, which launched in 1997, is a major streaming platform for his movies.
November 12, 2024
🎉 Laugh of the Day 🎉
Why do French people have only one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
👉 Category: Food Humor
🥚 Fun Fact: “Un oeuf” is French for “one egg,” and it’s a play on words—pronounced like “enough,” meaning one egg is all they need!
November 11, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
Why is 69 afraid of 70?
Because they once had a fight and 71.
👉 Category: Number Jokes
🔢 Fun Fact: The number 69 often makes appearances in jokes due to its humorous visual resemblance to certain positions, but this joke takes a different twist!
November 10, 2024
🎉 Laugh of the Day 🎉
What’s the most masculine job in the world?
A mailman.
👉 Category: Occupation Jokes
📮 Fun Fact: The mailman is often seen as the person delivering news and letters, making them an essential part of society’s communication system!
November 9, 2024
😂 Today’s Chuckle 😂
What do you call one banana eating another banana?
Cannibananalism.
👉 Category: Food Jokes
🍌 Fun Fact: Bananas are full of potassium, and while they may not eat each other, they sure make a tasty snack!
November 8, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
The last thing my grandfather said to me was “Pints! Litres! Gallons!”
That….spoke volumes.
👉 Category: Family Jokes
🍺 Fun Fact: Units of measurement have been a source of humor for centuries, especially when comparing different systems!
November 7, 2024
🎉 Laugh of the Day 🎉
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red Paint.
👉 Category: Color Jokes
🎨 Fun Fact: Paint, no matter the color, has a distinct smell due to chemicals like solvents, which makes this joke quite the fun contradiction!
November 6, 2024
💡 Joke of the Day 💡
What is a million dollars to a married man?
Wife changing money.
👉 Category: Marriage Humor
💍 Fun Fact: The phrase “wife changing money” is a humorous take on the expensive nature of relationships and marriage!
November 5, 2024
🎉 Laugh of the Day 🎉
What do you call the person who graduates last-in-class from Medical School?
The next US Surgeon General.
👉 Category: School Jokes
🏫 Fun Fact: Medical school can be intense, and the Surgeon General is often the last person you’d expect to be at the end of the class!
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