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February 17, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🐯
A tiger went to a doctor for back pain.
The doctor touched the tiger’s back and asked, “Is this the spot?”
The tiger said, “No, that’s a stripe.”
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from a simple sound pun, where “spot” and “stripe” contrast animal patterns.
February 16, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day ➕
How do you get 100 math teachers into a room that only fits 99?
You carry the 1.
👉 Category: Math Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on arithmetic rules, where “carrying the 1” is a math technique.
February 15, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🍺
Did you hear about the dictator who walked into a bar?
He ordered everyone around.
👉 Category: Bar Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the double meaning of “ordered,” which can mean requesting drinks at a bar or commanding people.
February 14, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 💘
It’s Feb. 14th. Happy Valentine’s Day to all those in love.
And happy weekend to all those who are married.
👉 Category: Love Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from relationship irony, playfully contrasting early romance with married life expectations.
February 13, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 📅
What’s the difference between the calendar and you?
The calendar has a date on Valentine’s Day.
👉 Category: Love Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke is a playful roast, using the double meaning of “date” to compare a calendar entry with a romantic partner.
February 12, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 💍
What do you call two doctors getting married?
A paramedics.
👉 Category: Medical Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke is a medical pun, blending “pair of medics” into “paramedics.”
February 11, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🚀
NASA is going to launch a rocket to say sorry to the aliens.
It’s called Apollo G.
👉 Category: Space Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke is a phonetic pun, where “Apollo G” sounds like “apology.”
February 10, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🖨️
Why can’t people with bladder issues print documents?
They can’t control pee.
👉 Category: Tech Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke uses a homophone pun, where “control pee” sounds like “control P,” the common keyboard shortcut for printing.
February 9, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🏈
A die-hard fan was very surprised to see an empty seat at the Super Bowl.
He noticed a woman sitting next to the empty seat and made a remark about it to her.
“Well, it was my husband’s”, she said. “But he died.”
“Oh my gosh!” he said. “I’m sorry for your loss, but I’m surprised that another friend or family member didn’t jump at the chance to take the ticket.”
“Beats me”, she said. “They all insisted on going to the funeral.”
👉 Category: Sports Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke uses strong misdirection, setting up sympathy before flipping to a punchline where game attendance is valued over the funeral.
February 8, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🦠
A parasite walks into a bar. The barman says, “We don’t serve your type here.”
The parasite replies, “Well, you’re not a very good host.”
👉 Category: Science Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke hinges on a biology pun, since parasites require a host to survive.
February 7, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🪦
There was once a man named Odd.
People made fun of him because of his name so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.
Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, “That’s odd.”
👉 Category: Human Jokes
😂 Explanation: While alive, people mocked his unusual name. He leaves his gravestone blank to avoid that. After his death, visitors see the empty stone and say “that’s odd,” unknowingly speaking his name anyway.
February 6, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🌶️
Why couldn’t the jalapeno practice archery?
Because it didn’t habanero.
👉 Category: Food Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke is a food-based pun, where “habanero” sounds like “have an arrow.”
February 5, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🐫
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke uses a sound alike pun, where “hump free” becomes “Humphrey.”
February 4, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🏍️
What do you get when you cross a motorcycle with a joke?
A Yamahahahaha. It runs on laughing gas.
👉 Category: Vehicle Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from exaggerating the motorcycle brand name “Yamaha” into laughter.
February 3, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 📅
How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
👉 Category: Science Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from trick wording, since every month has at least 28 days, even though the question usually leads people to think of February.
February 2, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🏥
Where’s the worst place to hide in a hospital?
The I C U.
👉 Category: Medical Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on pronunciation, since “ICU” sounds like “I see you,” making it a humorously bad place to hide.
February 1, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 📄
Why was the student’s report card all wet?
It was below c level.
👉 Category: School Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke uses a clever pun, since “below C level” sounds like being underwater.
January 31, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🧪
Two inert gases walk into a bar…
Nobody reacts.
👉 Category: Chemistry Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from chemistry, since inert gases do not react with other substances.
January 30, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day ⚖️
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight…
There would be mass confusion.
👉 Category: Science Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke hinges on a scientific pun, where “mass” refers both to weight measurement and to widespread chaos.
January 29, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day ⛵
At the thieves convention, there was a standing ovation for the guy who specialized in stealing boat parts.
He took a bow.
👉 Category: Law Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the double meaning of “bow,” which is both the front of a boat and the act of taking applause.
January 28, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🤧
What do you call a Roman with a cold?
Julius Sneezer.
👉 Category: History Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke uses a name based pun, swapping “Caesar” with “Sneezer” to turn a famous Roman figure into a simple and playful illness joke.
January 27, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🚪
Did you hear about the guy who invented the door knocker?
He won the no-bell prize.
👉 Category: Tech Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline is a pun on the Nobel Prize, swapping “Nobel” with “no bell.”
January 26, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🐄
It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
👉 Category: Religion Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke relies on a pun, using “beef” to mean both conflict and literal beef.
January 25, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 💊
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups
The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man’s face.
“What did you do that for?” the man asks.
“Well, you don’t have the hiccups anymore, do you?”
“No,” the man says, “but my wife out in the car still does!”
👉 Category: Medical Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke uses classic misdirection, leading the audience to assume the man has the hiccups, then flipping expectations by revealing the treatment was meant for someone else entirely.
January 24, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🎭
Why do actors say “break a leg” instead of “good luck”?
Well, if you break a leg before auditioning for a role, you get casted!
👉 Category: Entertainment Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on theatrical slang, where “cast” refers both to being chosen for a role and to a medical cast, turning bad luck into a literal path to getting cast.
January 23, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 😢
What do you say to your crying sister?
“Are you having a crisis?”
👉 Category: Family Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke is a phonetic pun, where “cry sis” sounds like “crisis,” turning a family moment into a quick and clever play on words.
January 22, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🥾
Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people.
Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist and nearly met my maker.
👉 Category: Activity Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke exaggerates the physical toll of aging, turning a healthy activity into a mock medical emergency.
January 21, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 💨
Did you hear about the two Egyptians who farted at the exact same time?
They had a Tutankhamun.
👉 Category: History Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke uses a pun on the name “Tutankhamun,” turning it into “two toots in common,” blending historical reference with bathroom humor.
January 20, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🐔
Why do chickens only make one sound?
Cause they can’t think outside the bawks.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke uses a pun on the phrase “think outside the box,” swapping “box” with “bawks.”
January 19, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🐢
A turtle was crossing the road when it was mugged by two snails.
When the police showed up, they asked him what happened.
The shaken turtle replied, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from irony and contrast, since snails are extremely slow.
January 18, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 😴
A man tells his doctor, “Ever since you prescribed me those sleeping pills, I’ve finally been able to relax!”
The doctor says, “Glad to hear. And you’re only taking 1 per night, right?”
Man replies, “Oh, I’m not taking them. I’ve been giving them to my wife.”
👉 Category: Medical Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from a sharp reversal of expectations, where the benefit of the medication is revealed to be indirect.
January 17, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 📖
What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on the same book for too long?
Church.
👉 Category: Religion Jokes
😂 Explanation: A book club implies readers discussing one book. Many churches repeatedly study the same holy book for years.
January 16, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 💻
A wife tells her programmer husband, “Go to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get six.”
He comes back with six gallons of milk. When she asks why, he replies, “They had eggs.”
👉 Category: Tech Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke hinges on literal logic. The programmer interprets the conditional statement exactly as written, applying programming style reasoning to everyday language.
January 15, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🏰
Lance isn’t a common name now…
…but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
👉 Category: History Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from splitting the name “Lancelot” into “Lance a lot.”
January 14, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🍎
Did y’all know New York is the opposite of Minnesota?
New York is where the big apple is, and Minnesota is where Minneapolis
👉 Category: America Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke hinges on wordplay. “Big Apple” contrasts with “Mini Apple is,” breaking Minneapolis into a playful phrase.
January 13, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🍈
What fruit will never run off and get married?
Cantaloupe
👉 Category: Food Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline is a pun where “cantaloupe” sounds like “can’t elope,” turning a fruit name into a playful twist.
January 12, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day ✋
What’s the maximum size of a man’s hand?
Eleven and a half inches. Any bigger than that… it’s a foot.
👉 Category: Human Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke sets up a measurement question, then flips it with literal anatomy. Once it’s bigger than a hand, it’s no longer a hand at all, it’s a foot.
January 11, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🔄
Man: “I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news. Which do you want first?”
Other man: “Gimme the bad news.”
Man: “I’ve got no good news.”
Other man: “So, what’s the good news?”
Man: “I’ve got no more bad news.”
👉 Category: Human Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays with expectations by looping logic back on itself. What sounds like a standard good news, bad news setup collapses into a clever paradox
January 10, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🥩
16th US President Lincoln’s steakhouse was a huge success until he declared seasoning unconstitutional.
Customers were stunned to learn he’d abolished savory.
👉 Category: Historical Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on Abraham Lincoln’s role in abolishing slavery.
January 9, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🐶
It’s been suggested that dogs bark up to 350 times a day.
Of course, that’s just a ruff estimate.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke swaps “rough estimate” for “ruff estimate,” using the sound a dog makes.
January 8, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🚽
Getting over diarrhea may not be the greatest feeling ever,
But it’s a solid number two.
👉 Category: Bathroom Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on “number two” as slang for bowel movements and “solid” as both a physical state and a ranking.
January 7, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day ⌨️
How do computer hackers break out of jail?
They hit the Escape key.
👉 Category: Tech Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the keyboard “Escape” key and the idea of escaping jail. Combining computer terminology with a literal prison break creates a clean, nerdy pun.
January 6, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🐱
What do you call a man who got attacked by a cat?
Claude.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the phrase “clawed.” Turning it into the name “Claude” creates a simple sound alike pun based on the cat attack.
January 5, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🌍
Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn for 24 hours.
So they called it a day.
👉 Category: Science Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the phrase “called it a day,” meaning to stop working, and the Earth completing one full rotation, which literally creates a day.
January 4, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🥧
An apple pie in the U.S. Virgin Islands is $8. A cherry pie in Jamaica is $6. A peach pie in Barbados is $4.50.
Just thought you’d like to know the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.
👉 Category: Geography Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline plays on “pirates of the Caribbean,” swapping pirates for pie rates. Listing dessert prices sets up the wordplay perfectly for the final pun.
January 3, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🏠
“You will die alone, in poverty, bounded by pain and suffering.”
“I’m sorry, what did you say?”
“I said sign here, and the 30-year home mortgage is yours.”
👉 Category: Finance Jokes
😂 Explanation: The setup sounds like a grim prophecy, but the punchline reveals it’s just the fine print reality of a long term mortgage, flipping existential dread into financial irony.
January 2, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🚗
A wife calls her husband and says, “Be careful driving home, some complete idiot is driving down the wrong side of the motorway.”
The husband replies, “There’s not just one, there’s bloody hundreds of them!”
👉 Category: Driving Jokes
😂 Explanation: The husband thinks everyone else is driving the wrong way, while the audience realizes he’s the one going the wrong direction, making his complaint the punchline.
January 1, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 📺
Wanna know my New Year’s resolution?
4K Ultra HD.
👉 Category: Tech Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on “resolution” meaning a personal goal for the new year and screen resolution in video quality. Instead of self improvement, it opts for crystal clear HD.
December 31, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🧛♂️
Why did Dracula pass out on New Year’s Eve?
There was a count down.
👉 Category: Holiday Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on “countdown” and Dracula being a Count.
December 30, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🎆
Before the clock strikes midnight on December 31st, be sure to lift your left leg.
That way, you will be starting the New Year off on the right foot.
👉 Category: New Year Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the phrase “starting off on the right foot.” By literally lifting the left leg at midnight, the saying becomes a visual and playful New Year pun.
December 29, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day ✝️
Jesus stood up and said, “I’m the son of God,” and the people were like, “No way.”
And he was like, “Yahweh.”
👉 Category: Religious Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the sound alike response. “Yahweh,” the name of God in Hebrew tradition, sounds like “yeah, way,” turning disbelief into a clever, faith based wordplay punchline.
December 28, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🏫
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school???
The teacher woke him up, no big deal.
👉 Category: School Jokes
😂 Explanation: The setup sounds alarming, but the punchline flips the meaning of “kidnapping” into a child simply falling asleep in class.
December 27, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🦸♂️
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminium Man?
Iron Man will stop the bad guy.
Aluminium Man will just foil their plans.
👉 Category: Superhero Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on aluminum foil. While Iron Man physically stops villains, “foil” means to prevent plans.
December 26, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🐊
A man holding a big crocodile walks into a bar…
He asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
The bartender replies, “We sure do!”
“Good,” says the man. “Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my crocodile please!”
👉 Category: Work Jokes
😂 Explanation: You expect the man to be asking about food or drinks, but the punchline reveals the crocodile is the one being served with lawyers.
December 25, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🥤
What do you call someone who gives out soda on Christmas?
Fanta Clause.
👉 Category: Holiday Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke swaps “Santa Claus” with “Fanta,” the soda brand.
December 24, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day ⛪
A pastor announced, “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left.”
All the men in the church moved to the left, except one man.
The pastor was happy there was at least one strong man, and asked, “How come your wife can’t control you?”
The man quietly replied, “It’s my wife who told me not to move.”
👉 Category: Marriage Jokes
😂 Explanation: The man appears independent, but his stillness is actually proof of how controlled he is, flipping the pastor’s praise into the punchline.
December 23, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🎄
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
“It’s Christmas, Eve.”
👉 Category: Holiday Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline plays on Eve being both Adam’s partner and the day before Christmas.
December 22, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🚔
“Why did you pull me over, officer?”
“What’s in that bottle?”
“Water.”
“That’s wine.”
“Praise the Lord! He works in mysterious ways.”
👉 Category: Religious Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline flips a routine traffic stop into a biblical reference. When the officer points out the wine, the driver jokingly claims a miracle, invoking the idea of water turning into wine.
December 21, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🚓
A police officer called the station on his radio.
“I need backup here. An old lady sh0t her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
“Have you arrested the woman?”
“Not yet. The floor’s still wet!”
👉 Category: Police Jokes
😂 Explanation: The officer delays arresting a woman who shot her husband because he respects her freshly mopped floor. It exaggerates politeness and absurd logic, suggesting cleanliness rules outrank justice.
December 20, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 💻
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 11.
He replied, “I still love Vista, baby!”
👉 Category: Tech Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline blends Arnold’s iconic accent and catchphrase style with Microsoft Windows versions. “Vista, baby” sounds like his famous movie line,
December 19, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🧹
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“SUPPLIES!!!”
👉 Category: Work Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline plays on the superhero phrase “Surprise!” Replacing it with “Supplies” fits the janitor theme perfectly.
December 18, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day ⚖️
What do you call a priest who graduated from law school?
A Father in Law.
👉 Category: Work Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the double meaning of “Father in law.” One sense is a family relationship, while the other combines a priest (Father) with the legal profession (law),
December 17, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🐑
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
A lambslide.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke twists “landslide” into “lambslide,” swapping in sheep related wording to create a simple and cute animal pun.
December 16, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🎒
Mom to her young daughter: “So how was your first day at school?”
The girl: “First day?! You mean I have to go back tomorrow?!”
👉 Category: School Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the child’s innocent shock. What adults see as a normal routine, the child treats like an unexpected life sentence.
December 15, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🥕
Why was the snowman digging through a basket of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
👉 Category: Holiday Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the classic snowman carrot nose. Instead of a gross habit, “picking his nose” becomes a literal search for a new carrot.
December 14, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🎄
Say what you will about Die Hard, but it has the best ending for a Christmas movie.
Hans down.
👉 Category: Holiday Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline twists “hands down” into “Hans down,” referencing Hans Gruber, the villain whose fall ends the movie.
December 13, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 👮♂️
A little kid calls the police…
“Police? You need to come quick! My dad’s been fighting the neighbor for two hours!”
“Two hours? Why didn’t you call us earlier?”
“… Earlier, my dad was winning.”
👉 Category: Family Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the child’s honest logic. He didn’t call when his dad was winning the fight, only once things turned bad.
December 12, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 👃
What do you call a person who doesn’t have a body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
👉 Category: Human Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from merging “nobody” and “knows.” The riddle’s description becomes the literal answer.
December 11, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🔌
What did the electrician’s wife say when her husband came home late from work?
“Wire you insulate.”
👉 Category: Work Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the phrase “Why are you so late?” by swapping in electrical terms “wire” and “insulate.”
December 10, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 📚
Why can’t you hear a librarian going to the bathroom?
Because they shhhhit.
👉 Category: Bathroom Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke blends the classic library “shhh” with a crude twist. Librarians are known for quieting others, so the punchline imagines even their bathroom trips staying hilariously on brand.
December 9, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day ☠️🛏️
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight…
…unless you’re willing to deal with the reaper cushions.
👉 Category: Mythology Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on “repercussions,” swapping in “reaper cushions” to reference Death and pillows.
December 8, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🧾
What do you call a wreath made of $100 dollar bills?
Aretha Franklins.
👉 Category: Money Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline blends Aretha Franklin’s name with “franklins,” a slang term for $100 bills, making a clever, music themed money pun.
December 7, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day ⚖️
What do you call a sick lawyer?
Illegal.
👉 Category: Work Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from blending “ill” and “legal.” A “sick lawyer” becomes “ill-egal,” sounding like “illegal.”
December 6, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🦈
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive…
You should try swimming with sharks… cost me an arm and a leg!
👉 Category: Sea Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline plays on the phrase “cost an arm and a leg,” usually meaning something is very expensive.
December 5, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day ☃️
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
👉 Category: Holiday Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on “abominable snowman,” swapping in “abdominal” to describe a snowman with well defined abs.
December 4, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🚔
A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she says to a correction officer, “You shouldn’t make my husband work so hard, he’s exhausted!”
The officer laughs, “Work? Ma’am, he only eats, sleeps, and stays in his cell.”
The wife replies, “That’s strange… he told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!”
👉 Category: Law Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the wife unknowingly revealing her husband’s escape plan. While the officer insists the man isn’t working, she innocently exposes the secret tunnel.
December 3, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🎄
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Their days are numbered.
👉 Category: Holiday Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the literal nature of Advent calendars. Since they count down the days, saying their days are numbered turns a common expression into a festive pun.
December 2, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🧪
A doctor greets his patient in the exam room, “If it isn’t David, the software engineer!”
“That’s me!” replies David. “But wait, how’d you know I was a software engineer?”
The doctor holds up a folder. “We got the results back from the lab. It’s obvious.”
“Obvious?” asks David. “How can you tell that from a stool sample?”
And the doctor replies, “David.. there’s no easy way to put this.. but your sh*t’s full of bugs.”
👉 Category: Tech Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline plays on the double meaning of “bugs.” Software engineers deal with computer bugs, but the doctor uses the term to describe what he found in the stool sample.
December 1, 2025
😂 Joke of the Day 🧜♀️
Given their anatomy, some people wonder how mermaids can give birth.
They usually have a sea section.
👉 Category: Fantasy Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the pun on “C section,” a surgical birth, and “sea section,” fitting the mermaid’s ocean world.
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