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30 Funniest Happy Birthday Knock Knock Jokes

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Jessica Amlee

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Birthdays are like personal New Year celebrations, marking another lap around the sun with cake, balloons, and sometimes, those questionable party hats. They’re a special time when getting older is actually the main event and everyone eagerly awaits their slice of the birthday cake. It’s not just about the presents or the number of candles on the cake; it’s about the laughter and joy shared with friends and family. This festive occasion is ripe for humor, and birthday jokes are the cherries on top of the birthday cake. They add a sprinkle of fun to the party, turning age-old traditions into a playground of giggles and chuckles. From groan-worthy puns about aging to witty one-liners about blowing out candles, birthday jokes are an essential part of the celebration. And when it comes to adding an element of surprise and fun to these jokes, Birthday Knock Knock jokes take the cake.

Birthday Knock Knock jokes are like those surprise party poppers – unexpected, funny, and perfect for all ages. They start with the classic “knock, knock” opening, building anticipation for the punchline that’s about to come. It’s a call-and-response style of humor that’s as delightful as unwrapping a gift. These jokes are a playful way to say “Happy Birthday,” bringing laughter to the party one knock at a time. Imagine the giggles and eye rolls when the punchline lands, turning a simple joke into a memorable moment. Whether it’s a witty play on words or a pun about getting older, Birthday Knock Knock jokes are a surefire way to make birthday celebrations more joyful and lighthearted, proving that no matter how many candles are on the cake, a good laugh is timeless.

Best Birthday Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Not as old as.
(Not as old as who?)
Still not as old as you!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Bacon.
(Bacon who?)
Bacon a cake for your birthday.


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Lettuce.
(Lettuce who?)
Lettuce eat cake, it’s your birthday!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Olive.
(Olive who?)
Olive your presents are ready. Happy Birthday!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Atch.
(Atch who?)
Bless you! Now let’s celebrate your birthday!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ice cream.
(Ice cream who?)
Ice cream if you don’t throw a great birthday party!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Yoda.
(Yoda who?)
Yoda one getting older today!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Boo.
(Boo who?)
Don’t cry, it’s your birthday!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Harry.
(Harry who?)
Harry up and open your gifts, it’s your birthday!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Abby.
(Abby who?)
Abby birthday to you!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Rita.
(Rita who?)
Rita card and find out who sent this birthday greeting!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Candice.
(Candice who?)
Candice be the birthday cake? I’m starving!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Mark.
(Mark who?)
Mark your calendar, because my birthday’s coming!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Wanda.
(Wanda who?)
Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Gus.
(Gus who?)
Gus who’s birthday it is today?!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Uriah.
(Uriah who?)
Keep Uriah on the birthday cake, it’s about to be lit!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Art.
(Art who?)
Art you going to a birthday party?


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Anita.
(Anita who?)
Anita piece of that birthday cake!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Gopher.
(Gopher who?)
Gopher the balloons, it’s party time!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Abbie and Mannie.
(Abbie and Mannie who?)
Abbie birthday & Mannie happy returns of the day!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Bird.
(Bird who?)
Bird day greetings to you.


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Isthmus.
(Isthmuswho?)
Isthmus be your birthday!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ben.
(Ben who?)
Ben over and get your birthday bumps!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Stopwatch.
(Stopwatch who?)
Stopwatch your doing and have a happy birthday!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Candice.
(Candice who?)
Candice cake fit any more candles?! You’re getting old!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Avery
(Avery who?)
Avery happy birthday to you!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Elf.
(Elf who?)
Elf me wrap these birthday presents.


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Happy
Happy who?
Happy birthday to you!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Sue.
(Sue who?)
Sue-prize it is your birthday!


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Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dewey.
(Dewey who?)
Dewey have to wait, or can we cut the birthday cake now?


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Pudding.
(Pudding who?)
Pudding candles on your birthday cake!


Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Holly.
(Holly who?)
Holly-days are great, but birthdays are even better!


Got a hilarious birthday knock-knock joke up your sleeve? We’re all ears! Share your own punchlines in the comments below. Let’s keep the birthday laughs rolling and make every celebration a ‘knockout’!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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