Knock Knock Jokes are like the fast food of comedy. They are quick, simple, and guaranteed to bring a smile (or at least an eye roll). They’ve been around since your parents were kids and probably even before that, proving that silly wordplay never goes out of style. With a setup so predictable, they’re like the comedic version of a warm hug, but with a twist that leaves you groaning in the best way possible.
In 2025, Knock Knock Jokes are still thriving, but they’ve taken a digital leap. Social media is flooded with videos of kids, pets, and even robots delivering these classics. One viral clip showed a parrot squawking, “Knock knock,” and it made more people laugh than the last blockbuster comedy. Turns out, no matter how advanced we get, a good Knock Knock Joke still hits the sweet spot!
Funny Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Daddy can I get a tat.
(Daddy can I get a tat who?)
Nope, you’re too young!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the electrician. I’m here for the broken doorbell.
Did you hear about the inventor of the knock knock joke?
He won the no bell prize.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Cargo.
(Cargo who?)
No, owl go “who”. Car go “vroom vroom”.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grandpa.
Oh shit, stop the funeral!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
I stepped in pup peep.
(I stepped in pup peep who?)
You better go wash your shoes then.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
HIPPA!
(HIPPA who?)
I can’t tell you!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Stop playing games, open the door.
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Who tells the worst knock knock jokes?
Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Harris!
(Harris who?)
Harris on your head!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Concussions.
(Concussions who?)
Concussions be put on this couch?!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Beholding.
(Beholding who?)
You if I was lucky.
Did you hear they introduced a bill to ban knock knock jokes in America?
Because freedom rings!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Vladislav.
(Vladislav who?)
Vladislav, baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
I got top.
(I got top who?)
Well then go to the bathroom. You’re not a bear and this is not the forest.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Bacon.
(Bacon who?)
Bacon a cake for your Birthday!
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Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
To.
(To who?)
No, to WHOM!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Cash.
(Cash who?)
I prefer peanuts.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
White sheep.
(White sheep who?)
I don’t know, maybe it was something she ate.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Spell.
(Spell who?)
W-H-O.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Owl says.
(Owl says who?)
Yes, he does.
Knock, knock.
“Intrusive thoughts”
“Who’s there?”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
My momma only loves you.
(My momma only loves Yoo-hoo)
And that’s why she has diabetes.
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Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Chee.
(Chee who?)
CAN I GET A CHEEHOO??!!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ah.
(Ah who?)
… Werewolves of London!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ya.
(Ya Who?)
Hold your excitement and just let me in.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dishes.
(Dishes who?)
Dishes Sean Connery!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Fornication.
(Fornication who?)
Fornication like this you should wear a black tie.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Putin.
(Putin who?)
Putin a doorbell I’m tired of knocking.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dejav.
(Dejav Who?)
Knock, knock.
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Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
I been shot.
(I been shot, who?)
You think this is a joke??!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Alzheimer’s associated.
(Alzheimer’s associated who?)
Oh god, we’re too late.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Isabelle.
(Isabelle who?)
Isabelle available to ring? Instead of going through this knock-knock bullsh*t every time!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Yuri.
(Yuri who?)
You really need to get a doorbell camera. This isn’t funny anymore.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
A week.
(A week who?)
Yeah, we coo’.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Knock knock.
(Knock knock who?)
Knock knock give you up. Knock knock let you down.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Alfred.
(Alfred who?)
Alfred no-bell.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Norm Peterson.
(Norm! How’s it going Norm?)
Get me a beer Sammy.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Silly.
(Silly who?)
Silly you Trix are for kids.
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Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Question appraisal.
(Question appraisal who?)
Thats a good question.
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
A spider.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Wa.
(Wa who?)
It’s-a me Mario!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Haiku.
(Haiku who?)
Haiku Na Matata!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
I don’t know.
(I don’t know, who?)
Well of course you don’t, open the door and find out!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Brittany Spears.
(Brittany Spears who?)
Knock knock, oops I did it again!
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Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Aisle.
(Aisle who?)
Aisleview.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Europe.
(Europe who?)
No YOU’RE a poo!
Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
