Knock knock jokes are a classic and beloved form of humor, known for their simple, repetitive structure and playful punchlines. These jokes begin with the phrase “knock knock,” followed by an exchange that sets up the joke, leading to a pun or a humorous twist. They are popular among children and adults alike, offering a straightforward yet creative way to deliver humor.
Dark knock knock jokes take this familiar format and give it a twist, combining the traditional setup with a more morbid or edgy punchline. These jokes are for those who appreciate humor with a bit of a darker edge, adding an unexpected turn to the otherwise innocent knock knock joke structure. Dark humor jokes are not for the faint of heart, but for those who appreciate a good laugh that pushes the boundaries. If you’re one of those people, then you’re in the right place!
Dark Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s Dave!
(Dave who?)
*Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.*
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver he’s dead.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Grandma!
Grandma wh-, Hoy Shit Stop The Funeral!
“Hi, Alexa, I just heard that my dad just passed away!”
“Sorry to hear that, let me tell a joke to lighten the mood. Knock-Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“I donno, not your dad that’s for sure.”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
The Gestapo.
(The Gestapo who?)
Ve ask ze questions!
What did the Deaf kid say when he heard a knock-knock joke?
….
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
D’kenya.
(D’kenya who?)
D’kenya ass.
Priest: Knock Knock
Choir Boy: Who’s there?
Priest: Pedal.
Choir Boy: Pedal who?
Priest: Pedal-file
Choir Boy: I don’t get it.
Priest: You soon will!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Mom Fox.
(Mom Fox who?)
Everybody.
Recommended: Morbid Jokes
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dementia.
(Dementia who?)
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Alzheimer.
(Alzheimer who?)
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Woody.
(Woody who?)
Woodyz nuts fit in yo mouth?!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s me mummy, it’s maddie, I found my way home…
(But..but..it cant be!! We buried you…)
Only joking Kate, it’s me, Gerry, open the door I’ve left my keys on the table.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Bill Cosby.
(Bill Cosby who?)
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Knock knock.
(Who’s there?)
Norway!
(Norway-who?)
Norway in hell Epstein killed himself!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Little Boy Blew.
(Little Boy Blew Who?)
Michael Jackson.
Recommended: Michael Jackson Jokes
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Not the queen.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
I been shot.
(I been shot, who?)
You think this is a joke?!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Candice.
(Candice who?)
Candice d#ck fit in your butt.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who’s there?
Oh that’s right I don’t have a house.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Gladys.
(Gladys who?)
Gladys over, I couldn’t stand another minute of that funeral.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting dyslexic cow
Interrupting dysle-
OMO!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Mis.
(Mis who?)
MisEry.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Howie.
(Howie who?)
Howie gonna hide this dead body?!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
9/11.
(9/11 who?)
You said you would never forget.
Recommended: 9/11 Jokes
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Some!
(Some who?)
Some a*shole talking to a knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Wanda Smellmop.
(Wanda Smellmop who?)
No, thanks, I’m not into scat.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
A little boy.
(A little boy who?)
A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dwayne.
(Dwayne who?)
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?
The KGB.
(The KGB who?)
The KGB will ask the questions around here!
Knock knock.
(Who’s there?)
Robin
(Robin who?)
Robin kids from their parents sure is a funny way of saying, “All lives matter.”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Alpaca.
(Alpaca who?)
Alpaca the shovel; we need to bury the evidence.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Howard.
(Howard who?)
Howard you like to be buried, six feet under or cremated?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Lettuce.
(Lettuce who?)
Pls let us out of the basement we haven’t had food for weeks.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panther.
(Panther who?)
Panther no panth, I’m going thwimming!
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Not your Parents.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Linda
(Linda who?)
Linda Hand, will ya? Mine is tired from chopping this Pygmy.
Recommended: Dark Yo Mama Jokes
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Colin.
(Colin who?)
Colonization, just kidding, colonizers don’t knock before coming in!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Allah.
(Allah who?)
ALLAHU AKBAAAR explodes.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
You know.
(You know who?)
Avada kedavra!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Gas.
(Gas who?)
The J*ws.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
The Armenian Genocide.
(The Armenian Genocide who?)
I don’t know, I’ve never heard of it.
Who wants to hear a knock knock joke?
A Chernobyl victim walks into a bar.
Do you have another dark humor knock knock joke? Post your own dark puns in the comment section below.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Khan!
Khan who?
Uh, oh, Khan-dom broke!
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
Knock knock.
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Mom Fox.
Person 2: Mom Fox who?
Person 1: Everybody.