St. Patrick’s Day started as a way to honor Saint Patrick, Ireland’s patron saint, but it has grown into something much bigger. These days, it is all about wearing green, joining parades, listening to music, and gathering with friends and family. The streets feel brighter, kitchens get busy with traditional meals, and even the quietest neighbor seems ready to join the fun. It is a day filled with history, pride, and a lighthearted spirit that brings people together.
That same lighthearted spirit is what makes St. Patrick’s Day Dad Jokes such a big part of the celebration. As the party gets louder, dads everywhere get that familiar sparkle in their eyes before delivering another line that makes the kids groan. Somehow, the teasing and laughter become just as important as the decorations. Year after year, those classic St. Patrick’s Day Dad Jokes keep showing up, right on cue, and everyone secretly looks forward to them.
Funny St. Patrick’s Day Dad Jokes
What did the leprechaun say to the human on March 17?
“Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!”
A man bought a diamond ring on St. Patrick’s Day but later discovered it was a fake.
They gave him a sham rock.
Why do so many leprechauns love to garden?
Because they have green thumbs.
When does Valentine’s Day come after St. Patrick’s Day?
In the dictionary.
How can you tell if a leprechaun likes your joke?
He’s Dublin clover with laughter.
Who is St. Patrick’s favorite DC superhero?
The Green Lantern.
A man once met a leprechaun who proudly claimed to own the world’s smallest harp.
Intrigued, the man leaned in to take a closer look. But after a moment of thought, he smirked and said, “I think it’s just a little lyre.”
Remember, dad jokes on St Patrick’s Day don’t just shame you.
They Seamus all!
What’s Irish and lays out on your lawn all night after your St. Patrick’s Day party?
Patty O’furniture.
What do you call a Dwayne Johnson impersonator?
A Sham-Rock!
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What did the leprechaun put in the wishing well?
A lepre-coin.
Why are parades so popular on St. Patrick’s Day?
It’s March!
What is a leprechaun’s favorite vegetable?
Green beans!
What does Dr. Seuss eat for breakfast on St. Patrick’s Day?
Green eggs and ham.
Do leprechauns make good journalists?
Yes, they’re great at shorthand!
How do chameleons celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?
By the Wearin’ of the Green!
What do you call it when a unicorn and a leprechaun can’t communicate with each other?
A mythunderstanding.
What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick’s Day?
On St. Patrick’s Day, everybody wants to be Irish.
What are the best shoes to wear on St. Patrick’s Day?
Lepre-converse.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St Patrick’s Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
Rick O’Shea.
How do leprechauns celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?
By holding a lepreconcert.
Classic St. Patrick’s Day Dad Joke.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
What’s a prankster Dad’s favorite holiday?
Saint Pa Tricks Day!
What do you call someone who scams you on St. Patrick’s Day?
A lepre-con!
What do insects sing on St. Patrick’s Day?
“When Irish Flies are Smiling!”
How does a leprechaun say farewell?
“Irish you well!”
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick’s Day?
They play the brag-pipes.
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite mode of transportation?
A cloverboard!
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick’s Day?
They play the brag-pipes.
Why does Captain Kirk hate St. Patrick’s Day?
Lepre-KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Why should you never iron a shamrock?
Because you shouldnt press your luck!
Why do leprechauns make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are always a wee bit short!
How do you know you’re at a real Irish St. Patrick’s Day party?
When even the priest shows up with a pint!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite dessert?
A patty cake.
What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
St. O’Claus.
Why do the Irish get drunk on St. Patrick’s Day?
Why should that day be any different.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms.
Why did the beer go to college on St. Patrick’s Day?
It wanted to be extra stout!
What do leprechauns barbecue on St. Patrick’s Day?
Short ribs.
Which dog breed should you invite to your St. Patrick’s Day party?
An Irish Setter.
What’s the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick’s Day?
Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
If everyone is Irish on St Patrick’s Day, what are they the next morning?
Hung over.
What does a leprechaun eat for lunch?
A ba-larney sandwich.
Who did Cinderella meet at the St. Patrick’s Day ball?
Pinch Charming.
What happens when you call a leprechaun short?
He gets O’ffended.
What’s the best way to pay for soft drinks on St. Patrick’s Day?
With soda bread!
How do you hire a leprechaun for St. Patrick’s Day?
Put him on a ladder.
What do you say to the smartest person you know on St. Patrick’s Day?
“You’re very clover!”
What do you call a Con Man with Leprosy?
A Leprechaun.
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Every year, St. Patrick’s Day gets bigger…
It might even keep on Dublin.
What do you call a leprechaun prank?
A saint pat-trick.
What did the referee say on St. Patrick’s Day at the end of the soccer match?
“Game Clover.”
Why shouldn’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short.
How do you make an alarm noise in Northern Ireland?
You hit the Belfast!
What’s a hamburger’s favorite holiday?
St. Patty’s Day.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
Because he couldn’t afford a plane ticket.
Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
Because they’re always wearing green.
How do you know you’ve had too much green beer?
When the Irish flag starts waving back at you!
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Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
Because it was too far to walk!
What did the pizza delivery leprechaun say when he accidentally bumped into the front door?
“Doh! Me Nose!”
What do ghosts drink on St. Paddy’s Day?
BOO-ze of course.
Why do the Irish hate puns?
They find them O’ffensive.
Samuel L. Jackson is going to be playing St. Patrick in a new movie.
His first job will be to get some Snakes off a plain.
What do leprechauns eat on St. Patrick’s Day?
Unicorned Beef.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
You might press your luck!
What is a leprechaun’s favorite time of day?
Golden hour.
Why are leprechauns so stingy?
They’re always pinching pennies.
What band should you listen to on St. Patrick’s Day?
Green Day.
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A girl tells her mom that she met an Irish boy at the St. Patrick’s Day party. “Oh, really?” the mother replied.
“No, O’Reilly”, replied the girl.
What does a pirate say on Saint Patrick’s Day?
“Kiss me, I’m Ahr-rish.”
What do leprechauns smoke?
Pot of gold.
What would St. Patrick order to drink at a restaurant?
Green tea.
Do you have a funny St. Patrick’s Day dad joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
