Tarzan first swung into pop culture from the pages of novels by Edgar Rice Burroughs, then leapt onto movie screens around the world. In stories, he grows up in the jungle, learns survival from apes, and moves through trees faster than most people can run. His short, broken English and loud jungle yell became his trademarks. Over time, he turned into a symbol of wild strength, simple living, and fearless action.
Tarzan jokes grew from that same larger-than-life legend. His vine swinging, bold confidence, and unusual way of speaking give storytellers endless ways to play with words. Writers love bending his grammar, twisting jungle life with modern habits, and spinning clever wordplay around his name. The result is a steady stream of lighthearted fun that keeps the jungle echoing with laughter across generations.
Best Tarzan Jokes
What do Millennials and Tarzan falling to his death have in common?
“I miss Vine.”
What did Tarzan say when he saw an elephant coming over the hill?
He said, “Here comes an elephant over the hill.
What did he say when he saw an elephant wearing sunglasses coming over the hill?
Nothing. He didn’t recognize him.
Who’s King of the Rock Jungle?
Gui-tarzan.
Jane: “I miss England.”
Tarzan: “I no idea you a beauty pageant winner.”
What are Tarzan’s favorite cookies?
Oooooo-re-o-re-ooooooos!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Tarzan.
(Tarzan who?)
Tarzan stripes forever!
What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?
“Jungle bells, jungle bells.”
One day, Tarzan is swinging through the jungle on his favourite vine when he crashes into a monkey swinging in the other direction.
They both land safely on a tree limb below, but when Tarzan looks up, there is only one vine hanging above them. Next to it, there is only a very thin branch.
“Were you swinging on that thing?” asks Tarzan.
“Yes,” replies the monkey.
Tarzan is amazed. “How do you do that?”
The monkey rolls his eyes. “Am I the only one in this whole jungle who knows how to drive a stick?”
What book did Tarzan write?
Lord of the Swings.
What language does Tarzan speak?
Swinglish.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing!
Why did Tarzan’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was “OohOohAahAahAAAHAHA!”
Tarzan wants to propose to Jane.
So he looks for other couples to understand how to do it.
He sees a man bend down on one knee, pulls out a ring, and asks, “Will you marry me?”
Tarzan thinks it’s a bit odd, but he goes to Jane, gets down on one knee, pulls out a ring, and says, “Jane you Tarzan me.”
Why didn’t Tarzan like to play poker in the jungle?
There were too many cheetahs!
Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?
He screamed with every swing.
How do elephants hide in the Wild?
They paint their balls Red and hide in an Apple Tree.
How do elephants hid in the city?
They paint their toenails different colors and hide in a bag of M’n’Ms.
How did Tarzan die?
By picking apples.
Was gonna be Tarzan for Halloween…
But I didn’t want to go out on a limb.
What were Tarzan’s last words?
“Who greased the vine?!”
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever made love. “Tarzan does not know what making love is,” he replied. Jane explained to him what it was.
Tarzan said, “Ohhh…Tarzan use knot hole in the trunk of a tree.”
Horrified, Jane said, “Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.”
She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.
“Here,” she said, pointing to her privates. “You must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her, and kicked her right in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually, she managed to gasp for air and screamed, “What did you do that for?!”
Tarzan replied, “Check for squirrel.”
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How did Aids originally jump from chimpanzees to humans?
Tarzan was not a v*rgin when he met Jane.
What did Tarzan do when his girlfriend smoked weed with him?
Marry Jane.
Why did the monkey and Jane fight over Tarzan?
Because they heard that he swings both ways.
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