Nag Panchami is a traditional Hindu festival associated with snake worship. The festival gets its name from two words: Nag, which means Snake or Cobra, and Panchami, which is the fifth day of the moon’s waxing or waning. In the year 2023, the day is celebrated all over India on Monday, August 21st. On this day, Indian women worship Nag Devta and feed milk to snakes in the temples. But the new gen relates to the snake as a person who is generally fake. So, here are the best Nag Panchami memes and jokes for them.
Why are snakes compared to fake or evil people? Much of the cultural relationship between snakes and deception appears to stem from the Adam and Eve tale in the Book of Genesis. Having a snake mentally manipulate and trick two people into making what was supposedly a bad or evil decision has clearly had a significant cultural impact on Western Society and the world, giving the impression that all snakes are either evil or manipulative – it’s not a stretch to see that comparison applied to people who emulate those traits like manipulation, sly, shedding their real face to a fake one.
Funny Nag Panchami Memes And Jokes
If a snake and an undertaker got married, what would their towels say?
Hiss and hearse.
Who celebrates Nag Panchami in Harry Potter films?
House Slytherin.
“Are we poisonous, mom?” asks the baby snake.
“Yes, son,” says the mother snake. Why?”
“I just bit my tongue,” says the baby snake.
What do nags read on Nag Panchami?
Hisstory!
A tour guide was with a family on Nag Panchami in India
The boy: Sir, I just came across a snake. Is it poisonous?
Tour guide: No, this snake isn’t poisonous at all.
Later on, the boy gets bit by a snake, which immediately causes him to foam at the mouth and become limp, leaving the family trembling in fear.
Tour guide: However, this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Let’s get it right next time people.
What species of snakes are on cars?
Windshield vipers.
If you see a 3.14 meters long snake in the temple on Nag Panchami, what do you call it?
A Pi-thon.
How does one go about measuring a snake?
Obviously in inches, as they don’t have any feet.
What do you call an Indian politician celebrating Nag Panchami?
A civil serpent.
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As Pappu entered the forest, a snake bit him on the leg.
“Take as many bites as you want,” said Pappu to the snake and it bit him three or four more times.
Snake: Are you a human or a ghost?
Pappu: Although I am a human, my leg is artificial.
What happens to a snake that has been offered a lot of milk on Nag Panchami?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why do Indian lawyers never get bitten by snakes?
Professional courtesy.
I used to be jealous of Harry Potter for being able to talk to snakes.
But it turns out I’ve been doing it for years.
What do you call a snake who can crack funny jokes on Nag Panchami?
HISSSSSSSTERICAL.
What does a snake wear while vacationig on Goa beach?
A py-thong.
Friend: Your wife is getting bitten by a snake. Do something, help her!
Other friend: Don’t worry, it is not biting! He has exhausted his venom. So he has come to recharge.
The husband and wife fought while sleeping all through the night.
The following morning, as soon as the husband rose from the bed, he brought hot milk for the sleeping wife and gently woke her with a drink.
Wife: So this is how you’re making up for the quarrel from last night.
Husband: Who said I’m sorry?! Today is Nagpanchami, and I’m feeding the serpent milk.
What is opposite of Nag Panchami?
Nag Did Not Punch Me.
When do Python developers refrain from cracking snake jokes?
On Nag Panchami.
We hope that these memes and jokes can give you a chuckle on the occasion of Nag Panchami. Tell us in the comments section below!
