50 Funny Indian Election Jokes For Matadaata

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Election Jokes

The world’s biggest democracy has various elections that incudes elections for the President of India, Vice President of India, Members of the Parliament in Rajya Sabha(upper house) and Lok Sabha(lower house), Members of State Legislative Councils, Members of State Legislative Assemblies and more. Irrespective of who wins – the jokes and puns are always trending on social media.

The world’s biggest democratic election is the Parliamentary general elections (Lok Sabha) that happen after every 5 years. In 2019, there were 900 million eligible voters in India making this the largest Democratic exercise in the history of humanity. An eighth of the world’s population was eligible to vote in this election. As you can fathom, the eligible candidates or politicians are subject to a lot of criticism when they win or lose. So today we give you the list of funniest Indian Election jokes from every corner of the country.

Let’s take a look at the Patriot Act in which Hasan Minhaj analyzes the current state of politics in India.

Best Indian Election Jokes

Chhattisgarh Minister: The voters will get ‘Electric Shock’ if they don’t vote/press the button for Congress.

Villagers: Atleast, electricity will come under this pretext.

Hema Malini: I have done a lot for Mathura, but don’t remember much.

People: We cannot blame you as staying with Dharmendra come with consequences i.e., whiskey in KENT RO Water Purifiers.

What has changed in Bhagwant Mann?

Nothing. Previously, he used to crack jokes as a standup comedian and now as a Chief Minister of Punjab.

What is the similarity between a Kamal Hassan film and Aam Aadmi Party?

All characters are played by the same guy.

“What’s this Swiss Bank issue?” the barber questioned Kapil Sibal while trimming his hair.

“You!” exclaimed Kapil Sibal. “Are you trimming my hair or investigating?”

“Sorry Sir, I just asked,” says the barber.

“Sir, what’s this Black money issue?” the barber questioned Pranab Mukherjee the next day while cutting his hair.

“Why did you ask me this question?” yelled Pranab.

“Sorry Sir, I just asked you,” says the barber.

“Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?” the CBI asked the Barber the next day.

“No, Sir,” Barber says.

“Are you Anna’s agent?” CBI inquires.

“No, Sir,” Barber says.

“Then why did you ask Congress Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black Money while cutting their hair?” asks CBI.

“Sir, I’m not sure why, but when I inquire about the Swiss Bank or black money, Congress Ministers’ hair stands up straight, which makes it easier for me to trim their hair.” That is why I continue to inquire.”

What is the similarity between Nirmala Sitharaman and your school principal?

Well, both blame millennials for their problems.

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While filling out a form, why did Lalu Prasad Yadav write “Innova” under the Zodiac sign?

Because on the previous page, Lal Krishna Advani wrote Scorpio.

Why did Facebook change its name?

Not why, who? Yogi Adityanath.

Why should Arnab Goswami’s debate name change into Man vs Wild?

Because in it, the panel is trying to survive against Arnab.

Why is the difference between Narendra Modi and Mamata Banerjee?

Nothing, Mamata Banerjee is Narendra Modi in a cotton sari.

What is the similarity between Shakuni and Digvijaya Singh?

Well, both are known for flattery to dynasties and both did their best to get the prince to the throne.

Why was the Communist Party of India embarrassed?

It was just voted the Most Democratic Party of West Bengal in a poll.

Shashi Tharoor: Bestow me with the delectation of your occurrence in my mansion.

Girl: What?

Shashi Tharoor: Aao kabhi haveli pe.

Nitish Kumar is that girl from your school or college who always has 2 boyfriends…

Even if one gets angry, the other is ready to recharge her phone!

How will Kejriwal tackle the growing eve-teasing cases in Delhi?

Allowing people to get out of their homes only on alternate days on the basis of gender.

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Who is Jackky Bhagnani of Indian Politics?

Rahul Gandhi.

What’s Kalyug?

At an age when a son gifts his father a car, Akhilesh Yadav snatched away the cycle from Mulayam Singh Yadav.

Which Indian politician should get Oscars?

Manmohan Singh for acting as the PM of India for 10 years.

What is the difference between Sunny Deol and BJP?

Both are known for fighting Pakistan vigorously on camera.

Why is the wildlife not growing in the city of Mumbai?

Because of Sanjay Gandhi National Park.

What happens when you book the tickets for a movie through an app?

The tickets get booked for Prime Minister’s Biopic.

What is the USP of Priyanka Gandhi?

Identical to Indira Gandhi.

Why did Mayawati build elephant statues around her statues in UP?

Due to the warning of a possible terror attack on her.

A pregnant lady delivers her baby outside ATM in Kanpur city.

But people are still saying that Narendra Modi is not delivering.

A BJP-supporter’s child was solving HC Verma and get’s stuck in a Physics problem.

Child to his father: Papa, who will go cycling at the speed of 10km/hr?

Father: Members of Samajwadi Party.

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Why was Navjot Singh Sidhu beaten up by cell inmates?

He started saying “Thoko Thoko.”

Why did Daler Mehndi join BJP?

Because Mehndi is good at converting from green to Saffron.

What lesson did you learn from Rahul Gandhi’s win in Wayanad and defeat in Amethi?

Literacy and intelligence are not the same things.

Right-Wing: “If you don’t like India, go to Pakistan.”

Kashmiris: “Ok…going.”

Right Wing: “Oye…not you!”

How are Indian Politicians playing Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC) but in reverse order?

First, they make money then they answer questions.

Smriti Irani is so certified that she gets placed in Facebook when she opens a website.

Indian English Teacher: One day, our country will corruption-less. Now, Ajay tell me, which tense is this?

Future Impossible tense.

What is the similarity between Chacha Chaudhary and Narendra Modi?

Chacha Chaudhary had Raka while Narendra Modi has RaGa.

Who is Pragya Thakur?

A famous chemical engineer from Malegaon.

What do you call the courts in Delhi?

AAP Ki Adalat.

What other portfolio was handled by Jawaharlal Nehru apart from PM?

Foreign Affairs Minister.

Aryabhata: I gave birth to the digit zero.

Sonia Gandhi: B*tch, please!

Priyanka: Congress to give 40% tickets to women in UP polls.

BJP: So what, we will buy their husband & Children.

Mayawati: I will come free.

Akhilesh: If u stop calling me tooti chor, I will not target BJP.

Godimedia: Chankayaneeti by Modi.

Why did BJP give Lok Sabha Ticket to Gautam Gambhir?

Because he is amazing when there is a left-right combination on the field.

Why does INC think that Mann Ki Baat is not something new?

Because Manmohan Singh also used to do it but with himself.

Why should Amit Shah start his own bulldozer company?

Because he is good at destroying politicians’ careers and alliances.

Why does Rahul Gandhi play Farmville?

To understand farmers’ problems.

What’s a fun fact about India?

A 25-year-old girl is called Radhe Maa and a 66-year-old woman is called Behen Mayawati.

Elections were approaching in Uttar Pradesh.

Political leader to friend: Which party should I join – BSP or SP?

Friend: You can decide whichever you want but in the end, Amit Shah will compel you to join BJP.

Me: Kya tumne dia?

She: Kya?

Me: Vote.

She: Tumne dabaya?

Me: Kya?

She: Voting button.

Modi after the speech: How’s the Josh?

Rahul after the speech: How’s the Joke?

Akhilesh Yadav after the speech: Where is the Tonti?

Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party he calls the cops after 10 pm.

How do P. Chidambaram and Amit Shah form political equilibrium in India?

Well, when one is Home Minister, the other is in jail.

On which topic do the BJP and Congress have an agreement?

That Rahul Gandhi should become INC’s president.

Son: Father! I am looking for a career in organised crime.

Dad: Government or the private sector?

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Written by Jessica Amlee

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Known for her sharp wit and clever wordplay, Jessica has authored several popular joke books. A regular at stand-up comedy clubs, she never fails to leave her audience in stitches. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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