Knock-knock jokes have been a fun way to get laughs for years. Their simple setup and punchline make them perfect for quick, playful interactions. Couples love using them because they’re a fun way to share a private joke or lighten the mood. And that’s where our flirty knock-knock jokes come in.
Our jokes take the fun up a notch by adding a touch of charm. They’re a playful way to tease a crush or show someone you’re thinking of them, all while keeping things light and humorous. It’s a cute and easy way to flirt and make someone smile!
Knock Knock Jokes for Adults
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Venice.
(Venice who?)
Venice my chance to sweep you off your feet?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roach.
(Roach who?)
Roach you something special, and it’s all about us!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
When where?
(When where who?)
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Donut.
(Donut who?)
Donut keep me waiting—when’s our next date?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Baby Yoda.
(Baby Yoda who?)
Baby Yoda one for me!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Pecan.
(Pecan who?)
Pecan you as my date, been picking you in my dreams!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Hugh.
(Hugh who?)
Hugh have a great smile.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Stew.
(Stew who?)
Stew lovely to see you, can I come inside?!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ion.
(Ion who?)
Ion’ly have eyes for you!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Curry.
(Curry who?)
Curry on thinking about you, I can’t help it!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Norma Lee.
(Norma Lee who?)
Norma Lee, I don’t talk to strangers, but you’re hard to ignore.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Bean.
(Bean who?)
Bean dying for a chance to see you tonight!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Oman.
(Oman who?)
Oman, you sure know how to turn heads!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Honey.
(Honey who?)
Honey, I’m home.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Russian.
(Russian who?)
I’m Russian to get your number!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Yukon.
(Yukon who?)
Yukon’t resist me forever.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Eyesore.
(Eyesore who?)
Eyesore do think you’re stunning!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Adore.
(Adore who?)
Adore is between us, so open up!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ike.
(Ike who?)
Ike-ant wait to meet you!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Water.
(Water who?)
Water you doing later tonight?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Diane.
(Diane who?)
I’m Diane to come in, open the door.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Noah.
(Noah who?)
Noah good spot for us to hang out sometime?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Egg.
(Egg who?)
Egg-cited to see you later!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Sherwood.
(Sherwood who?)
I Sherwood love to take you out sometime!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Wendy.
(Wendy who?)
Wendy you let me take you out sometime?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Woo.
(Woo who?)
Sounds like you’re excited to see me!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Amish.
(Amish who?)
Amish you more than you know!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ivana.
(Ivana who?)
Ivana be close to you.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Omelet.
(Omelet who?)
Omelet you be the one to steal my heart.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Canoe.
(Canoe who?)
Canoe give me a hug?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Kiss.
(Kiss who?)
Kiss me, and you’ll find out!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Candice.
(Candice who?)
Candice be love at first sight?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Pauline.
(Pauline who?)
I’m Pauline for you!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Karen.
(Karen who?)
I’ll be Karen for you, forever.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Police.
(Police who?)
Police come over and spend some time with me!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Icy.
(Icy who?)
Icy us together forever.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Honeydew.
(Honeydew who?)
Honeydew you know how amazing you look right now?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Aisle.
(Aisle who?)
Aisle never stop loving you!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Anita.
(Anita who?)
Anita kiss from you right now!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Iran.
(Iran who?)
Iran into you, and I’m never letting go.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
I love.
(I love who?)
You love me, don’t you?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
QT.
(QT who?)
You’re so QT, you’ve got my heart racing.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Butter.
(Butter who?)
You butter believe I want a kiss!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Butch.
(Butch who?)
Butch your arms around me and never let go!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Joker.
(Joker who?)
If I’m the Joker, you must be my partner in crime aka Harley Quinn.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Collin.
(Collin who?)
I love Collin you mine!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Lion.
(Lion who?)
I’m not lion, I think you’re absolutely perfect!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Snow.
(Snow who?)
Snow use, you’re all I can think about!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Algo.
(Algo who?)
Algo wherever you want me to!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Bacon.
(Bacon who?)
Bae, can you make my day with just one kiss?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Icy.
(Icy who?)
Icy us making memories together forever.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Soda.
(Soda who?)
Soda you want to make this forever?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Maine.
(Maine who?)
Don’t be “Maine,” let’s go out sometime!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Mary.
(Mary who?)
Marry me, please!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ida.
(Ida who?)
Ida rather be with you right now than anywhere else!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
A loan.
(A loan who?)
I can’t wait to loan you my heart!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Muffin.
(Muffin who?)
Muffin could make me happier than being with you.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Olive.
(Olive who?)
Olive you, and I can’t hide it anymore!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Howard.
(Howard who?)
Howard you feel about giving me a kiss?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Leaf.
(Leaf who?)
Leaf everything behind and be with me.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Kenya.
(Kenya who?)
Kenya remind me again how much you care about me?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Board.
(Board who?)
Are you bored, or can we go grab a coffee and change that?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Juno.
(Juno who?)
Juno you’re the one I can’t stop thinking about?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Oil.
(Oil who?)
Oil always love you, no matter what.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ben.
(Ben who?)
Ben dreaming about you all day long.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Gopher.
(Gopher who?)
Gopher me, and I’ll never let you go!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Orange.
(Orange who?)
Orange you glad I told you you’re absolutely stunning?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Do-ya.
(Do-ya who?)
Do-ya want to be my wife someday?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Yore.
(Yore who?)
Yore the one I’ve been waiting for.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Wire.
(Wire who?)
Wire you not already in my contacts? I need you there!
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Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Aldo.
(Aldo who?)
Aldo anything to make you smile, love!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Cheese.
(Cheese who?)
Cheese the cutest person I’ve ever seen!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Lettuce.
(Lettuce who?)
Lettuce spend forever together, because you’re all I need.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Abby.
(Abby who?)
Abby Valentine’s Day, and I hope we can spend it together!
Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
