Little Johnny was sitting in history class, half-listening as the teacher talked about World War II.
She began telling the story of Anne Frank, how she and her family had to hide in an attic for over two years to avoid being captured by the N@zis.
The whole class was quiet, taking it all in. But of course, Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher sighed. “Yes, Johnny?”
Johnny goes, “Miss, I don’t mean to be rude, but I don’t understand how the N@zis couldn’t find her.”
The teacher blinked. “Excuse me?”
Johnny shrugged, “I mean… I’ve been to Amsterdam on vacation with my parents… and there are signs pointing to her house everywhere!”
Explanation: The joke plays on Little Johnny’s literal thinking. He questions how the N@zis couldn’t find Anne Frank, then references modern-day tourist signs pointing to her house. The humor comes from confusing present-day museum signage with wartime reality, showing Johnny’s innocent but hilariously misguided understanding of history and timelines.
