A lunchbox is not just a box that carries sandwiches and snacks, it’s also a secret stage for small surprises. Parents slip little notes inside, turning a boring break into a fun discovery. These messages can be sweet, silly, or just random thoughts, but they always bring a smile. When these notes get funny, they earn a special name, the Lunchbox Jokes.
Now, these Lunchbox Jokes aren’t just about making kids laugh, they’re like hidden treasures waiting between the apple and the cookie. They make lunchtime feel like an adventure where laughter is the main course. A simple note with a silly line can turn a cafeteria into a comedy club, with the kid as the star who can’t stop giggling.
Best Lunchbox Jokes
What sound do robots make on the toilet?
Peepoop-peepoop-peepoop.
What’s an English sea monster’s favorite lunch?
Fish and ships.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why did the Cyclops have to shut down his school?
He only had one pupil.
What type of lunch do you get at an air show?
A plain one.
Why can’t you trust trees?
Cause they’re shady.
What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
What do you call a priest who graduated from law school?
Father in Law.
Why can’t you put two half dollars in your pocket?
Two halves make a whole(hole), and your money will fall out!
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
A shoe!
Where does H₂O go to get an education?
Water boarding school.
What do you call it when you have rice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
Thrice.
How do crabs get to school?
They use the side walk!
What lies on the ocean floor and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call a dance party of giraffes in the middle of the street?
A giraffic jam.
What lunch meat is made from a pigs shin?
Baloney.
What do balloons hate most about school?
Pop quizzes.
What do frogs in Paris eat?
French flies!
How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it down a hill.
Why did the toilet paper follow it down?
To get to the bottom!
What do you call a fist fight at noon?
A lunchbox.
Why do they call it summer school?
Cause it’s sum-more school.
What do you call a moose with no name?
Anonymoose.
What do you do for a sick pig?
Call a HAmbulance.
Where do pigs go to travel by air?
At the airpork.
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
What did one plate say to the other?
“Lunch is on me!”
Where do you take a sick pony?
Horsepital.
What’s got a bottom at the top?
A leg.
What is the name of the only school for Orcs?
Uruk-High.
What’s the one-legged pirate’s favorite restaurant?
I HOP.
Where’d he go for lunch?
Arrrby’s.
What’s the strongest animal in the ocean?
The mussel.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well armed!
How do you get straight A’s in school?
Use a ruler.
What do nuclear physicists eat for lunch?
“Fission chips!”
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What happens when you throw a stick of butter out of the window?
You see a butterfly.
Where do cats learn to clean themselves?
At a Cat Lick school.
What do Imperial pilots eat for lunch?
TIE food.
What do you call a HUGE pile of cats?
A MEOW-ntain.
Where do young cows go for lunch?
To the calfateria.
Why did the school janitor win an award?
Because he swept the competition.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
What did the nut say when it sneezed?
“Cashew!”
A duck, a cat, a dog, and a pigeon went to lunch. Who paid?
The duck had the bill.
What is a seal’s favorite subject it school?
ART! ART! ART!
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Ba-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh.
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will “let it go, let it go.”
What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator?
“Don’t hate me because I’m a little cooler…”
Why did Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer fail high school?
He went down in history.
Who cleans the ocean?
The Mermaids.
What do you find in a pirate ship’s toilet?
The captains log.
What did the mamma llama say to the baby llama when said that it was out of lunch money?
“Alpaca lunch for you!”
How does a bee get to school?
It takes the buzz.
Which part of your face is the smartest?
The nose because it knows everything.
What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug.
What did the teddy bear eat for lunch?
Nothing. He was stuffed.
What do they call the doctor who graduated dead last from the worst med school?
A Doctor.
What do ducks watch on television?
Duckumentaries.
Why did the man get fired from his job at the ice-cream store?
He couldn’t work Sundaes.
Where does the chemist like to eat lunch?
On the Periodic Table.
Why did the sun decide not to go to medical school?
Because it already has about a million degrees.
What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?
A stamp.
What’s a student’s favorite subject?
Lunch.
Why did the cows cross the road?
To see why the chickens did.
Why did the school kids eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What’s brown and swings from the belltower?
The lunch bag of Notre Dame.
What do you call a secret agent taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Why do magicians do so well in school?
They’re good at trick questions.
Why did the phone go to the dentist?
He had bluetooth.
Where does a wizard eat his lunch?
In the staff room.
What very small organism does really badly at school?
The tardy grade!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
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Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
What did one atom say to the other atom while eating lunch?
“Do you want to split the charge?”
Why do the students need a ladder to get to school?
Because it’s high school.
What did the cow say to the man in its way?
“Mooo-ve over!”
What do your lunch and a sorceress on the beach have in common?
They’re both sandwiches.
What did the Egyptian god buy for the school?
A new bus.
What is a balloon’s least favorite type of music?
Pop!
Where do you take your mobile phone for lunch?
Whatever place has the best service.
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How does a bee brush its hair?
With a honey-comb.
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.
What kind of photos will you find on a turtle’s phone?
Shell-fies.
How do garden statues complete school?
GNOMEwork.
Why did the judge’s lunch show up so fast to the courthouse?
Because it was a court order.
What do musicians have for lunch?
Drum rolls.
Why did the pencil get in trouble at school?
Because it was always drawing attention!
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What did the siren have for lunch?
Sailor Salad.
What does a gamer call a school?
An xp farm.
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice-berg-ers.
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
Why do butchers perform academically well in school?
Because they do their Ham-work.
Do you have a funny Lunchbox Joke for your kid? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
What’s a golfer’s favorite lunch?
A club sand wedge.