Jokes are like sneaky little ninjas for your brain; they show up, strike with a laugh, and disappear before you know what happened. Especially when it comes to Silly Jokes, they don’t even try to be smart or deep. It’s like your brain says, “That made no sense,” and your mouth replies, “But I laughed anyway!” Even your serious aunt with twelve cats would chuckle if she heard one, and that’s saying something.
Now, Silly Jokes don’t follow rules. They trip over them, roll around, and then giggle for no reason. It’s like someone dropped common sense, stepped on it, and turned it into laughter. They don’t need logic or timing; they just show up in conversations like uninvited cousins at a wedding and somehow steal the spotlight. No one really knows why they work, but they do, and they’re not even sorry about it.
Silliest Jokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
What did one wall say to the other?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
What did the zero say to the eight?
“Nice belt!”
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left.
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing but let out a little wine.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
Why are fish so smart?
Because they swim in schools.
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What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim?
Alphawetical.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn’t put it down.
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle?
With a cow-culator.
What does a painter do when he gets cold?
Puts on another coat.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Why shouldn’t you play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Why did the bedding hide their relationship?
They just wanted something pillow-key.
What’s a zebra?
A couple sizes bigger than an A.
What’s the most detail-oriented ocean?
The Pacific.
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Why do pancakes always win at baseball?
They have the best batter.
What do lawyers wear to work?
Law suits.
If you see a burglary at an Apple store, you become an iWitness.
What do you call a baby sheep that knows karate?
A lamb chop.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
A spec-tater.
What makes a basketball court trendy and accessorized?
The hoops.
Why’d the roofer go to the doctor?
He had shingles.
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste.
How can you mend a broken pumpkin?
Use a pumpkin patch.
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How much money does a skunk have?
Just one scent.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
Why are pigs bad drivers?
They hog the road.
What should you do if you meet a giant?
Use big words.
What invention allows us to see through walls?
Windows.
Why did the dad say when his golden retriever was caught eating a hot dog?
“It’s a dog eat dog world out there.”
Why are fish so smart?
Because they swim in schools.
Getting paid to sleep is a true dream job.
What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim?
Alphawetical.
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Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn’t put it down.
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle?
With a cow-culator.
What does a painter do when he gets cold?
Puts on another coat.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Why shouldn’t you play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Why did the bedding hide their relationship?
They just wanted something pillow-key.
What’s a zebra?
A couple sizes bigger than an A.
What’s the most detail-oriented ocean?
The Pacific.
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Why do pancakes always win at baseball?
They have the best batter.
What do lawyers wear to work?
Law suits.
If you see a burglary at an Apple store, you become an iWitness.
What do you call a baby sheep that knows karate?
A lamb chop.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
A spec-tater.
What makes a basketball court trendy and accessorized?
The hoops.
Why’d the roofer go to the doctor?
He had shingles.
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste.
How can you mend a broken pumpkin?
Use a pumpkin patch.
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How much money does a skunk have?
Just one scent.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
Why are pigs bad drivers?
They hog the road.
What should you do if you meet a giant?
Use big words.
What invention allows us to see through walls?
Windows.
Why did the dad say when his golden retriever was caught eating a hot dog?
“It’s a dog eat dog world out there.”
Why are fish so smart?
Because they swim in schools.
Getting paid to sleep is a true dream job.
What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim?
Alphawetical.
Recommended: Pun Jokes
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn’t put it down.
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle?
With a cow-culator.
What does a painter do when he gets cold?
Puts on another coat.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Why shouldn’t you play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Why did the bedding hide their relationship?
They just wanted something pillow-key.
What’s a zebra?
A couple sizes bigger than an A.
What’s the most detail-oriented ocean?
The Pacific.
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Why do pancakes always win at baseball?
They have the best batter.
What do lawyers wear to work?
Law suits.
If you see a burglary at an Apple store, you become an iWitness.
What do you call a baby sheep that knows karate?
A lamb chop.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
A spec-tater.
What makes a basketball court trendy and accessorized?
The hoops.
Why’d the roofer go to the doctor?
He had shingles.
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.
Why did the man put his clock under his desk?
He wanted to work overtime.
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
What do you call a group of musical whales?
An orca-stra.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
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