Charlie Kirk was a political commentator who talked with the energy of a man who just found out Wi-Fi costs extra. He built a name by speaking loudly, quickly, and confidently, so confidently that even when he was wrong, people started wondering if maybe gravity was the one mistaken. His eyebrows rose higher than rent prices whenever he made a point, and that was half the performance right there.
Charlie Kirk jokes took all of that intensity and turned it into comedy gold. They didn’t need wild setups because his style already sounded like a stand-up routine waiting to happen. It was like watching a debate where the audience kept laughing at punchlines that weren’t meant to be funny, but somehow were. The more serious he tried to look, the easier it became for jokes to practically write themselves.
Best Charlie Kirk Jokes
Charlie Kirk, Ayn Rand, and Gary Johnson walked into a bar.
They all die of lead poisoning because there’s no government to regulate how much lead the barman is allowed to put into his drinks.
It will be weird for Tyler Robinson’s father to get the $100,000 FBI reward.
Did you hear about Charlie Kirk?
He finally lost teh Gun Control Debate.
What’s Charlie Kirk’s favorite exercise?
Jumping to conclusions.
“Ladies and gentlemen, we got him,” announces FBI after suspect turns himself in.
If you ever find yourself doing a Q&A at an American University,
Do NOT say, “Let’s have a quickfire round.”
Why doesn’t Charlie Kirk need GPS?
He always finds the far right.
Whatever you thought of Charlie Kirk’s politics…
You’ve got to admit that was the best mic drop ever.
“Beam me out of here Scotty, before some c*nt shoots me in the neck….f*ck…too late. “
Charlie Kirk tried meditation once..
He argued with his inner voice for 45 minutes.
The difference between Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk jokes…
…is that the jokes can get old.
RIP to Charlie Kirk.
He was a great master-debater.
Did you hear about Charlie Kirk?
He is now confirmed not woke.
Charlie Kirk adopts pronouns was/were in bold new identity shift.
Maybe Charlie Kirk should have disabled big head mode..
…before going into a PVP zone.
I suppose to stop those Epstein files from being released,
Somebody had to put their neck on the line.
Turn and Point USA.
Charlie Kirk supporters petition Starbucks to memorialize him with his go-to drink order.
A shot that you neck?!
They’re making a movie about the life of Charlie Kirk.
The Israelis have offered to shoot it.
It’s been revealed that the suspect in Charlie Kirk’s murder isn’t a lefty after all, but a far-right ‘Groyper’.
Donald Trump ought to go easy on him, after all Trump is a far-right groper.
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“The right to bear arms is totally worth the price we have to pay for freedom,” said Charlie Kirk.
“F*cking right on, bro,” said Tranny student.
If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could’ve defended himself against that sniper sh*t.
Charles James Kirk was an American conservative political activist.
But in the end, he leaned a little left.
Charlie Kirk, Charlie Kirk,
He got smoked, can’t help but smirk…
Who is Charlie Kirk dressing up as for Halloween?
Himself!
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Who knew? Charlie Kirk had a copy of the Epstein files.
A bullet in the neck?
Surely has to be far right Charlie Kirks Turning Point!
Just looking at the timetable for Charlie Kirk’s cremation ceremony….
At what time will it be the burning point?
He is gonna be White Powder?
It’d be one hell of a “comeback tour” now, Charlie.
Kirk assassinated.
I seriously hoped he’d Klingon.
Kirk lost his last debate on gun violence, by a long shot.
Charlie Kirk didn’t die in vein, it was an artery…..
Charlie Kirk just got his new job as a MAGA pez dispenser
The shot in the neck was Gods way to tell him to shut the f*ck up.
What’s the last thing that went through Charlie Kirk’s mind?
Bone fragments.
I used to be afraid of bullets, till Charlie took one