Did you hear about the kid born without eyelids?
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Fortunately, doctors were able to use his foreskin to create functional eyelids. While an overall success, the surgery did leave him a little c*ck-eyed.
This joke employs a play on words and an unexpected twist for its humor. It begins with a seemingly serious situation about a child born without eyelids, a condition that would be concerning in reality. The twist comes with the solution: using the child’s foreskin for reconstructive surgery, which is a surprising and somewhat absurd idea. The punchline, “the surgery did leave him a little c*ck-eyed,” delivers the humor. “C*ck-eyed” is a colloquial term meaning skewed or askew, but in the context of the joke, it’s a pun referring to the use of foreskin (from the p*nis, colloquially referred to as “c*ck”) for the eyelids.
Here is the longer version: Yeah, apparently a baby boy was born without eyelids just last week! That was a problem and the child’s sight wouldn’t last long unless the doctors acted quickly, so they decided to take a skin graft from the boy and use it to protect his eyes. The most logical solution for the quick-thinking doctor was to use the child’s foreskin since he would probably be circumcised anyway.
Those are about all the details I know from the story, but I guess the baby is doing ok. The doctor said he would be fine and should keep his eyesight, he just might end up a little c*ck-eyed.