What are your best Israeli–Palestinian conflict jokes?
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Why do schizophrenic foreigners always get confused with the Israel-Palestine conflict?
Because they never know what is real and what is not.
What drink is forbidden in Palestine?
Juice.
Why didn’t Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?
He got suspended.
When is the Jewish Thanksgiving?
When Palestine gets taken over.
Why isn’t Israel pushing harder for finalizing the peace deal with Palestine?
They aren’t a fan of “Final Solutions”.
What would you call a video game on the Israel and Palestine conflict?
Hamas Effect.
What’s the difference between Palestinians and LGBTQ members?
One is allowed in Palestine.
What’s common point between East Palestine and Palestine?
Boom!
Do you know that working for the Israeli Defence Force in Palestine isn’t a job?
It’s an occupation.
An Israeli man ‘cried tears of relief’ on learning that his daughter had been murdered by Hamas, rather than taken hostage.
He told reporters, “Oy vey! For a while there I thought I might get asked for a ransom.”