What are your best Oppenheimer jokes?
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How long did it take Einstein and Oppenheimer to make the atom bomb?
Relatively quickly.
What is Oppenheimer eating this weekend?
BarbieQ’ed ChicKen.
Do you know why Oppenheimer bombed in japan?
They had already seen it.
Why did Robert Oppenheimer’s wife go to the beach naked?
There was no bikini atoll.
After Oppenheimer heard the first atomic bomb he said
“I AM BECOME DEAF”.
The guy next to him couldn’t hear very well either.
Why did Oppenheimer invent the atomic bomb?
Because he wanted the world to lighten up.
Can anybody name Oppenheimer’s worst enemy?
Closeheimer.
IN an alternate universe, Oppenheimer was born as a cow!
Grew up to be a mooclear physicist.
What did Oppenheimer say when he lost his hearing?
“I am become deaf.”