What did one Christmas tree say to the other?
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“You’ve got a lot of balls walking in here dressed like that.”
This joke plays on the double meaning of the word “balls” and the typical appearance of a Christmas tree. Normally, “balls” can refer to both spherical ornaments commonly used to decorate Christmas trees and to courage or audacity in a colloquial sense. The joke imagines one Christmas tree speaking to another, using a phrase often used in movies or tough-guy scenarios where someone is confronted for being bold or audacious. However, in this humorous twist, the statement is literal – the other tree is adorned with many spherical ornaments (balls).
“I think we’re both just in this for the presents.”
“I feel like we’re both just pining for attention here.”
“Are you as lit as I am right now?”