What is the Pearl Necklace Joke?
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What is Batman’s least favorite sexual act?
The Pearl Necklace.
This joke is dark humor based on a play on words and the tragic backstory of the fictional character Batman, whose real name is Bruce Wayne. In the story, Bruce Wayne’s parents are murdered in front of him when he is a child, with a notable detail being his mother’s pearl necklace breaking during the incident.
The term “pearl necklace” describes a situation in which a male wanks off over a lady and then shoots his load around her neck area, making it look like a necklace.
The joke attempts to combine these two meanings in a macabre way, suggesting that Batman would have a strong aversion to this sexual act due to the traumatic memory associated with his mother’s pearl necklace.
“Grandpa, tell us that story again about Grandma’s pearl necklace.”
“Really? That old chestnut?”
This joke is built on ambiguity and potential misinterpretation of the phrase “Grandma’s pearl necklace”. The phrase could refer to a literal pearl necklace, a cherished or significant item in family history, or it could be interpreted as a sexual innuendo. When the grandchild asks to hear the story again, the grandpa’s response, “Really? That old chestnut?” adds to the humor.
“That old chestnut” is a phrase used to refer to a story or joke that has been repeated often, implying that the story has been told many times before. Or else it refers to the sexual act.
What did Santa get Mrs. Claus for Christmas?
A pearl necklace, cause she’s a ho ho ho!