What is worse than ants in your pants?
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Uncles in your pants.
The joke “What is worse than ants in your pants? Uncles” is a play on words that exploits the double meaning of “ants” and “uncles.” The phrase “ants in your pants” is a common idiom used to describe someone who is restless or uneasy. The joke takes a dark and unexpected turn with the punchline “Uncles,” which plays on the phonetic similarity between “ants” and “aunts” to introduce “uncles” as a worse alternative. The humor here is dark and relies on the implication of inappropriate or predatory behavior by uncles, which is considered worse than having literal ants in your pants.
C*cks in your socks.
C*m in your gum.
Cuts on your nuts.
I don’t know about what’s worse, but I surely know what’s better
Aunts in your pants….