What is your best 'Dad went to get milk' joke?
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I love jokes about dad leaving for milk or something and not coming back
I’d tell them to my son but he probably wouldn’t recognize me after all these years.
My dad finally came home with the milk!
Oh, wait. That was the milk delivery, my bad
My dad went out for milk. It’s been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry…
Interviewer – what is your deepest darkest secret?
African-American Girl – I dip my cookies in water
Interviewer – Is that because your father never came back with the milk?