Why do Witches ride brooms?
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Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
The joke “Why do witches ride brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!” plays on the traditional image of witches and introduces a modern twist. Historically, witches have been depicted in folklore and popular culture as flying on broomsticks. This image is deeply ingrained in many cultures and is a staple of Halloween imagery. The punchline humorously subverts this by suggesting a practical reason for the choice of broomsticks: that vacuum cleaners, a modern cleaning tool, are simply too heavy for flight.
They tried mops, but it was just too messy up there!
Vacuum cords aren’t long enough!
It can be gripped better in the crack.