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Jesus, Chuck Norris, and the Pope Cross a Lake

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Rishav Sen Choudhury

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Jesus, Chuck Norris, and the Pope are sitting in a boat in the middle of a lake.
They decide to get to the shore, so Jesus leaves the boat first and walks over the water to the shore.
Chuck Norris leaves second and also walks over the water to the shore.
The Pope, being baffled, also tries to take a step out of the boat but immediately falls in, so he has to swim to the shore.
Back on land, the Pope asks Jesus and Chuck Norris how they were both able to walk on the water.
Jesus replies with “Oh, I should have told you about the rocks which are close to the surface of the water.”
Chuck Norris then asks, “What rocks?”

Explanation: Jesus explains walking on water by mentioning hidden rocks, making it seem logical. The Pope failed because he didn’t know. The twist comes when Chuck Norris asks “What rocks?”, implying he truly walked on water.

Based in Bangalore, Rishav Sen Choudhury is a humorist with a knack for puns, writing for HumorNama. While not crafting jokes, he's immersed in football or watching other sports. A tech-enthusiast turned comedian, Rishav is a unique blend of intellect and humor.

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