50 Funny As Dry As Jokes & Sayings

How dry is it? Well, if you are looking for comparisons, we have got you covered. The word dry can be used in many different contexts. To begin with, it is used to define something that does not have any water or other liquid in, on, or around it. Second, it can be used to characterize weather or times when there is no rain. Third, it could be used to explain a scenario that does not involve alcoholic beverages. Last but not least, it can be used to define something that is not fascinating or exciting.

Since all of the jokes below fall under the category of dry humor, try reading these as dry as jokes with a serious, calm expression. Make sure not to smile nor laugh or make silly faces.

Best As Dry As Jokes

1. It is as dry as an instruction manual.
2. It is as dry as the Sahara Desert.
3. It is as dry as maize and beans you eat.
4. It is as dry as a desert.
5. It is as dry as chalk.
6. It is as dry as Kyle Rittenhouse’s eyes.
7. It is as dry as [enter name]’s relationship.
8. It is as dry as a popcorn fart.
9. It is as dry as any woman who sees his image and hears his voice
10. It is as dry as the planet Arrakis.
11. It is as dry as 8-day-old bread.
12. It is as dry as bone.
13. It is as dry as mattress foam.
14. It is as dry as Sister Jude.
15. It is as dry as sandpaper.
16. It is as dry as the leaves of Savanna grassland.
17. It is as dry as California’s summer.
18. It is as dry as an old queen.
19. It is as dry as hay.
20. It is as dry as the last biscuit after a trip.
21. It is as dry as a nun.
22. It is as dry as cotton.
23. It is as dry as the sands of Egypt.
24. It is as dry as a dust.
25. It is as dry as Prince Andrew’s armpits.

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26. It is as dry as Jehovah’s Witness’ birthday party.
27. It is as dry as crispbread in a blast furnace.
28. It is as dry as Gandhi’s flip-flop.
29. It is as dry as a Popeye’s biscuit with no jelly.
30. It is as dry as pages of books.
31. It is as dry as Walmart assorted cookies.
32. It is as dry as a witch’s teat.
33. It is as dry as a pack of Jacobs Crackers.
34. It is as dry as a ritz cracker.
35. It is as dry as Lake Mead.
36. It is as dry as a dehydrated tumbleweed.
37. It is as dry as October.
38. It is as dry as a dust.
39. It is as dry as Bojangles biscuit.
40. It is as dry as a hungover mouth.

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41. It is as dry as Kronika Lips.
42. It is as dry as an overcooked Thanksgiving turkey.
43. It is as dry as a saltine cracker.
44. It is as dry as funeral scones.
45. It is as dry as crops.
46. It is as dry as grandmother’s potato salad.
47. It is as dry as chicken breast with no seasoning.
48. It is as dry as Pommy’s bath towel.
49. It is as dry as stockfish.
50. It is as dry as a dead dingo’s donger.

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