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60 Funny It’s So Hot Jokes in 2022

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It’s So Hot Jokes

The summer season is nigh or let’s just say it’s here. With the end of spring, the hottest periods will accompany intense heat waves. There is no respite for the people amid the warnings issued by weather agencies. So, we have come up with the hilarious it’s so hot jokes that will help you cool down this summer.

Cities throughout the world are preparing for a hot summer by implementing regulations to protect residents during heat waves and experimenting with innovative ways to communicate the dangers of excessive temperatures. We hope you take adequate measures and keep yourself safe until the temperatures cool down. Till then, laugh off this period by reading and sharing our it’s so hot… jokes.

Best It’s So Hot Jokes 

It’s so hot outside that the ice cream man just changed the sign on his van’s side to “cream.”


It’s so hot, I asked Bear Grylls to piss on me.


It’s so hot out, I had sex with Aquaman and don’t feel gay about it.


It’s so hot, the carton of milk I’m drinking was a bad idea.


It’s so damn hot outside, gangs are doing drive-bys with super soakers.


It’s so hot, I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.


It’s so hot out, that I carry a spatula to pry my balls off my leg.


It’s so hot, Global Warming was like “Damn, it’s hot out.”


It’s so hot out, Superman took a cab.


It’s so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.


It’s so hot out, I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.


It’s so hot out, I just saw a penguin blow a seal.


It’s so hot in Texas, I bought some Mrs Baird’s bread, but by the time I got home, it was Texas Toast.


It’s so hot, I just saw two trees fighting over a dog.


It’s so hot, Bill Cosby is sleeping with his wife to get a cold shoulder.


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It’s so hot, I pissed that hot beer yesterday.


It’s so hot in Bangalore that, to escape the heat, I’m running off to Chennai tomorrow.


It’s so hot, my t-shirt says tough shit.


It’s so hot, freaks don’t come out at night.


It’s so hot, I tried taking a cold shower and got third-degree burns.


It’s so hot, my crayons are now watercolors.


It’s so hot, my new phrase for making love is burning rubber.


It’s so hot, my Iceberg lettuce melted.


It’s so hot that I tried pleasuring myself and had a heat stroke.


It’s so hot in Texas right now, even my hair is getting sunburnt.


It’s so so hot today, I almost called up some old friends to be around some shade.


It’s so hot out that I should really be Putin on sunscreen.


It’s so hot, I’m going to Home Depot just to stand in front of one of their industrial-sized fans.


It’s so hot, the devil is out front sunbathing in a thong.


It’s so hot and humid outside, the air ironed the wrinkles out of my shirt.


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It’s so hot outside that Dune is starting to feel like a training manual.


It’s so hot in Florida, you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.


It’s so hot my apple juice fermented into wine and got fizzy like soda.


It’s so hot outside, I almost want to move to hell to cool off.


It’s so hot out, I saw a bee take off it’s yellow jacket.


It’s so hot, all the bread in the store is toast.


It’s so hot, I went outside for a smoke and the cigarette lit itself.


It’s so hot the cookie dough I bought turned into cookies!


It’s so hot that the corn on the stalks started popping.


It’s so hot, I got in the jacuzzi to cool off.


It’s so hot that every time I try to speak all that comes out is a Tennessee Williams monologue.


It’s so hot in LA, dreams are melting all over the sidewalk.


It’s so hot right now in SoCal, I just saw an iguana with a parasol.


It’s so hot, I wish i could put my titties in a ponytail.


It’s so hot, you could actually cook a full English breakfast on my forehead.


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It’s so hot, I think mosquitoes took a day off.


It’s so hot in L.A, police chalk outlines have sweat marks under their arms.


It’s so hot, you gotta put deodorant on before bed.


It’s so hot, I microwaved my head just to cool down a little.


It’s so hot, Jesus turned the wine back into water.


It’s so hot, Coldplay is room temperature.


It’s so hot, when a guy says he is looking at OnlyFans, he is actually looking at only table fans.


It’s so hot, when I took water out of the refrigerator, the goddamn bottle started sweating!


It’s so hot in Arizona, you can make instant sun tea.


It’s so hot out, I walked through a car wash to remember what rain felt like.


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It’s so hot, I’m sweating like a Catholic choirboy tying his shoelaces.


It’s so hot, I’m watching March of the Penguins just to cool down.


It’s so hot that I’ve gone for Lemon & Herb in Nando’s.


It’s so hot, my canon is overheating in photo mode.


It’s so hot out, I baked lasagna in my mailbox.


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