75 Funny Drier Than A Jokes And Sayings

Drought has numerous and far-reaching health consequences. Some drought-related health effects are immediate and can be observed and measured. However, the slow rise or chronic nature of drought can have long-term, indirect health consequences that are not always easy to predict or monitor.

When it comes to relieving stress during these trying times, more giggles and guffaws are exactly what the doctor ordered. If you are looking to compare the dryness and vent out the frustration, these drier than a jokes are a good idea!

Best Drier Than A Jokes

1. It is drier than a popcorn fart.
2. It is drier than a popeyes biscuit.
3. It is drier than a moth sandwich.
4. It is drier than a Sahara desert.
5. It is drier than a raisin on the scales.
6. It is drier than a Nature’s Valley Granola Bar.
7. It is drier than a charcoal briquette at the corners.
8. It is drier than a bag of freshly fried Garri.
9. It is drier than a Shamwow ever could.
10. It is drier than a Disneyland pickle.
11. It is drier than a box of crackers.
12. It is drier than a goat’s skin.
13. It is drier than a two-dollar steak.
14. It is drier than a day old scone.
15. It is drier than a jacobs cracker.
16. It is drier than a moudly OXO cube.
17. It is drier than a box of Shreddies.
18. It is drier than a rich tea.
19. It is drier than a breadstick.
20. It is drier than a Christmas tree in March.
21. It is drier than a sandpaper museum on Mercury.
22. It is drier than a sponge left out in the desert.
23. It is drier than a spoonful of cinnamon.
24. It is drier than a pack of saltines.
25. It is drier than a KFC biscuit.
26. It is drier than a Dead Dingo’s Ukelele.
27. It is drier than a flip-flop.
28. It is drier than a dead dingo’s donger.
29. It is drier than a brick.
30. It is drier than a junkie’s carpet.

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31. It is drier than a bone.
32. It is drier than a white family’s turkey dinner.
33. It is drier than a Texas riverbed in a drought.
34. It is drier than a tumbleweed.
35. It is drier than a pretzel in a tanning bed.
36. It is drier than a comp sci student’s dms.
37. It is drier than a Savanna.
38. It is drier than a packet of silica gel.
39. It is drier than a mummy’s pocket.
40. It is drier than a two-day-old baguette.
41. It is drier than a Sun Chip.
42. It is drier than a mummified camel’s minge.
43. It is drier than a rice cake.
44. It is drier than a kitchen sponge after a lengthy vacation.
45. It is drier than a bowl of uncooked oatmeal.
46. It is drier than a papadum.
47. It is drier than a roasted chestnut.
48. It is drier than a communion cracker today.
49. It is drier than a dyke at a straight bar.
50. It is drier than a glass of Sancerre.
51. It is drier than a school cheeseburger.
52. It is drier than ash.
53. It is drier than Gandhi’s flip flop.
54. It is drier than James Charles in a room full of girls
55. It is drier than a witch’s tit.
56. It is drier than a pommie’s bath mat.
57. It is drier than Dad jokes.
58. It is drier than a Mormon wedding.
59. It is drier than an Arab’s farts.
60. It is drier than powder house.
61. It is drier than a peppermint fart.
62. It is drier than a nuns chuff.
63. It is drier than a camel’s a$$hole.
64. It is drier than a menopausal fanny.
65. It is drier than dead pensioners’ plants.
66. It is drier than the Terms and Conditions page no one reads.
67. It is drier than an influencer’s “I’m taking a break from social media” announcement.
68. It is drier than the Wi-Fi signal during a storm.
69. It is drier than your inbox after sending 100 job applications.
70. It is drier than a Google search result on page 10.
71. It is drier than a spam email promising you $1 million.
72. It is drier than a TikTok dance tutorial with no music.
73. It is drier than the jokes in a company’s “fun” newsletter.
74. It is drier than a CAPTCHA challenge with blurry images.
75. It is drier than a saltine cracker eating contest.

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