35 Funny Bingo Jokes to Lighten Up Your Game Nights

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Bingo is a time-honored game where luck and laughter collide in a symphony of numbered balls. It has long been the champion of community halls and family game nights. Think of a room filled with eager players, eyes glued to their cards, and ears perked up at the sound of the caller’s voice. “B7!” echoes through the hall, igniting a flurry of frantic dabbing as players search for the elusive number. It’s a game that unites generations, from excited teenagers to wise grandparents, all hoping for that magic moment to shout “Bingo!” But here’s the kicker: it’s not just the game that’s a barrel of laughs; the world of Bingo comes with its own unique brand of humor.

Bingo jokes are a realm where puns reign supreme and laughter is the ultimate jackpot. These jokes are like the secret sauce that spices up every Bingo night, transforming it from a mere game of chance to a riotous comedy show. Imagine sitting among a sea of players, the air thick with anticipation, when suddenly, the caller cracks a joke that’s so hilariously bad, it’s good. The room erupts in laughter, breaking the tension and knitting everyone together in a shared moment of mirth. Our bingo jokes aren’t just about making you chuckle; they’re a testament to the game’s ability to create a sense of community and joy, proving that sometimes, the best prize isn’t the win, but the shared laughter along the way.

Best Bingo Jokes

How do you get 500 cows into a barn?
Put a bingo sign on it.

How do you clear a North Korean bingo hall?
B 52.

How do you get nine grandmas to swear?
Make the tenth one shout “Bingo!”

What is the name of the elderly man who won three bingos in a row?
Jerry hat-trick.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Ida who?)
Ida won the Bingo game if I had just one more number!

What’s the difference between a bad joke and a bad bingo player?
A bad joke doesn’t know when to stop!

How do you clear out a Japanese bingo parlor?

Yo mama so bad at Bingo, she yells “Bingo!” before the caller even finishes the number.

Why don’t physicists and Bingo players get along?
They disagree on the application and existence of a free space.

Why do vampires love bingo nights?
Because they play with Stake money!

Why don’t dogs play bingo?
Because there’s no K-9!

During a weekly game at the home for the aged, the bingo caller began choking and then collapsed.
He was rushed to emergency and went immediately into surgery.
It appeared that 40 years of calling bingo games in smoky halls had finally caught-up with him.
The surgeon successfully removed a mass that was blocking his windpipe.
After waking from the surgery, the caller asked the surgeon if the mass was malignant.
The surgeon replied, “Fortunately, no. It was B9.”

What is a doctor’s favorite bingo number?

What do you call a very lucky bingo player?

What’s similar between a presidential debate and bingo at a nursing home?
Two old men fighting and screaming at each other.

What do you say when your stationary bin starts moving?

An old woman goes to the doctor’s office.
The doctor gives her a checkup and says, “I need to do stool, blood, and urine tests.” The woman says, “Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour.”

What is bald and screws, old ladies?
A bingo machine.

Why did the chicken cross the bingo hall?
To get to B2!

Why was the atmosphere at the bingo game so dull?
There was a lack of O2.

It is Bingo night and the 70-year-old women are discussing who is the “hottest” widower at the old folks home.
One says “Arnold is the hottest gentleman here, he has hair and most of his teeth!”
Another says “Barry is the sexiest man here, just look at the way he gets around on his Zimmer frame!”
But another old lady says “No, Gary is the s*xiest guy here!”
“Gary!” they all croak. “He is stuck in his wheelchair from Parkinson’s! The only part of him that reliably moves now is that tremor in the fingers of his strong muscular hands.”
They pause and look at each other pragmatically.
“Yes, Gary!” they all agree.

What did the fish say when he won bingo?
“I’m feeling fin-tastic!”

What do ghosts play at their bingo night?

What happens when you play bingo with R. Kelly?
Turns out B 13 is his favorite number.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Bingo is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why was the bee so good at bingo?
Because it always found the sweet spots on its card.

Why can’t physicists agree with bingo players?
They have different views on a free space.

A man started his new job as a bingo caller last night and halfway through calling the numbers he farted loudly. His boss immediately came over and whispered in his ear, “Don’t do that again.”
“Sorry,” the man said, “It must be the nerves.”
“Fair enough,” the boss replied, “But there was no need to hold the microphone directly on your a**hole.”

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A man just got fired from his job as a bingo caller.
Apparently, “A meal for two with a hairy view” is not an appropriate way of calling out number 69.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Bingo who?)
(Bin going to come and visit for ages.)

What has 99 balls and fuggs old ladies?

How do you play Taliban bingo?

Do you have a new and funny joke about Bingo? Write down the funny puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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