Dad jokes are the kings of corny humor. They are quick, clean, and guaranteed to spark laughs or groans. They’re the playful puns dads love to share, making every family dinner a comedy show. That’s why they shine in Dad Joke Of The Day.
These daily jokes isn’t just about laughs; it’s about brightening even the dullest moments. After our Joke Of The Day Edition, we decided to introduce Dad Joke of the Day. Whether it’s a quick pun before school or a groaner at the dinner table, these short jokes prove that the cheesiest humor leaves the best memories.
Funny Dad Joke Of The Day
Let’s begin.
January 6, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ⌨️
After stealing all the punctuation marks off the judge’s keyboard…
I’m expecting a long sentence.
👉 Category: Law Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on “sentence” as both a grammatical structure and a legal punishment.
January 5, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🏺
In Egypt, they found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.
They think they found Pharaoh Rocher.
👉 Category: History Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline plays on Ferrero Rocher, the chocolate brand. Swapping “Ferrero” with “Pharaoh” blends ancient Egypt with modern candy.
January 4, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ☠️
How do you make a pirate angry?
Remove the p.
👉 Category: Pirate Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the word “pirate.” Removing the letter “p” turns it into “irate,” which means angry.
January 3, 2026
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ⚛️
How does the daddy electron watch his baby electron?
By keeping an ion him.
👉 Category: Science Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on “keeping an eye on him” and swaps in “ion,” a charged particle.
January 2, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🎬🍿
There is to be a British spinoff version of Stranger Things.
It will be called, “Bit Odd Innit?“
👉 Category: TV Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke riffs on British slang. “Bit odd, innit?” is a casual UK phrase meaning something feels strange.
January 1, 2026
😂 Joke of the Day 🎆
I never remember what people tell me at New Year’s parties.
It goes in one year and out the other.
👉 Category: New Year Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke twists the phrase “in one ear and out the other” into a New Year themed version. Swapping “ear” for “year” makes forgetfulness a perfectly timed pun.
December 31, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🎉
The New Year’s celebration at Times Square was pretty disappointing.
They really dropped the ball this time.
👉 Category: Holiday Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the famous Times Square ball drop. Saying they “dropped the ball” also means they messed up.
December 30, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 👟
Before you judge someone, try walking a mile in their shoes…
After that, it doesn’t really matter, they’re a mile away, and you’ve got their shoes.
👉 Category: Philosophical Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke twists a well-known moral saying into a selfishly practical outcome. Instead of gaining empathy, the speaker ends up with distance and free shoes.
December 29, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🛌
What felony can you be charged with by just staying up past your bedtime?
Resisting a rest.
👉 Category: Law Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke twists the legal term “resisting arrest” into “resisting a rest.”
December 28, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🎯
Did you know snipers close one eye when they shoot?
Because if they closed both eyes, they wouldn’t see.
👉 Category: Human Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke takes a serious skill and answers it with overly obvious logic. The blunt, literal reasoning is what makes the punchline funny.
December 27, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🛷
What’s the difference between a reindeer and a knight in shining armor?
One is slaying a dragon and the other is dragging a sleigh.
👉 Category: Holiday Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the sound alike phrases “slaying a dragon” and “dragging a sleigh.”
December 26, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🔥
What happens when a Target burns down?
It becomes Kohl’s.
👉 Category: Retail Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the word “coals,” which sound like “Kohl’s.” If a Target burns down, it’s left with coals, turning a store name into a neat retail themed pun.
December 25, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 💻
Why do IT people have trouble telling Christmas from Halloween?
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31.
👉 Category: Tech Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke uses number systems. In programming, Oct 31 (octal) equals Dec 25 (decimal), so to IT folks, Halloween and Christmas look exactly the same.
December 24, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🎄
Why was the letter E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were naughty.
👉 Category: Holiday Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on “not E,” which sounds like “naughty.” Only the letter E is “nice,” so it gets a present from Santa.
December 23, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🎁
How does Darth Vader know what you’re getting for Christmas?
He can feel your presents.
👉 Category: Star Wars Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on “feel your presence” and swaps it with “presents.”
December 22, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🎡
The inventor of the Ferris wheel never met the inventor of the merry-go-round.
They traveled in different circles.
👉 Category: Entertainment Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on “circles” as both social groups and literal circular rides.
December 21, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🍐
If you have 7 pears in one hand, and 10 in the other, what do you have?
Giant hands, obviously.
👉 Category: Fruit Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke ignores the math expectation and answers literally. Instead of adding pears, it points out how unrealistic it would be to hold that many, making the blunt logic the punchline.
December 20, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🛸
George Lucas finally released Yoda’s last name.
Evidently, it’s Lay He Hoo.
👉 Category: Star Wars Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on Yoda’s famous inverted speech pattern. “Lay He Hoo” mimics the rhythm of his dialogue, turning his unique way of speaking into a playful fake surname.
December 19, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🎬
What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
👉 Category: Celebrity Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on opposites. Christopher Reeve became famous for Superman but later was paralyzed and could not walk. The punchline swaps his last name to Walken, implying walking instead of being unable to walk.
December 18, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🐉
A dragon would never explode.
But a dino might.
👉 Category: Firwork Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the words “dragon” and “drag on,” implying it keeps going, while “dino might” sounds like “dynamite,” which can explode.
December 17, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🦸♂️
Why is Cyclops in charge of the X-Men?
Because Professor X made him a super visor.
👉 Category: Comic Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline plays on “supervisor,” meaning a leader, and turns it into “super visor,” referencing Cyclops’ iconic eyewear that controls his powers.
December 16, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🐑
Mary gave birth to Jesus. And Jesus was the Lamb of God…
So does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
👉 Category: Religious Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke connects the biblical title “Lamb of God” with the nursery rhyme “Mary Had a Little Lamb.”
December 15, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 😳
What do you call a network of shy people?
A nervous system.
👉 Category: Science Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the biological term “nervous system.” Instead of nerves in a body, it imagines a literal network of nervous, shy people.
December 14, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ☀️
Why doesn’t the sun need to go to university?
Because it has 27 million degrees.
👉 Category: Science Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on “degrees” meaning both academic qualifications and temperature.
December 13, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🚓
A man has been stealing wheels off cop cars.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
👉 Category: Law Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on “tirelessly.” Normally, it means working without rest, but here it also refers to the missing tires, creating a neat double meaning.
December 12, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🦜
What do you call a parrot that can’t fly?
A walkie talkie.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline comes from turning a non-flying parrot into a “walkie-talkie”, walking instead of flying, and talking like parrots do.
December 11, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 👀
So many people these days are too judgmental.
I can tell just by looking at them.
👉 Category: Human Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the speaker criticizing judgmental people while immediately being judgmental themselves.
December 10, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🍫
I can’t believe Christmas is only in 2 days…
According to my chocolate advent calendar.
👉 Category: Holiday Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on eating ahead on an Advent calendar. Since the chocolates are gone early, the calendar makes it look like Christmas is just around the corner.
December 9, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🌏
Why is South Korea the only country that will get into heaven?
It’s the only country with a Seoul!
👉 Category: Geography Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on “Seoul,” the capital of South Korea, and “soul.”
December 8, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🎁
Why is the letter E the only letter to receive gifts from Santa?
The other letters are not E.
👉 Category: Holiday Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on sounds, “not E” sounds like “naughty,” so only E is “nice.” It’s a simple phonetic pun that flips the Santa nice versus naughty idea.
December 7, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🕺
In tonight’s news, a man has fallen from the terrace of an 18th floor nightclub.
Police have confirmed he was not a bouncer.
👉 Category: Entertainment Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the double meaning of “bouncer.” Instead of a club employee, it humorously refers to someone literally bouncing after a fall.
December 6, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🌌
If Darth Vader always wears a mask, how does he eat?
He is force fed.
👉 Category: Star Wars Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on “Force,” the mystical power in Star Wars, and “force fed,” meaning fed against one’s will.
December 5, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ⚰️
What do you call a typo on a tombstone?
A grave mistake.
👉 Category: Human Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the double meaning of “grave,” referring to something serious and to an actual burial site.
December 4, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🚗
Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise.
He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.
👉 Category: Holiday Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the mechanic treating the Christmas music as the “terrible noise.” Instead of fixing a mechanical issue, he simply ejects the CD,
December 3, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 📅
Did you hear about the man who stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days.
👉 Category: Holiday Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline plays on Advent calendars having 25 days, and “getting days” sounding like a legal sentence.
December 2, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🍎
What do you call a doctor who specializes in Adam’s apples?
A guyneckologist.
👉 Category: Medical Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke twists “gynecologist” into “guyneckologist,” linking the word to the neck and Adam’s apple.
December 1, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🐝
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter…
“That’s one too many!” says the customer.
The clerk replies, “It’s a freebie.”
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the word “freebie,” which means something given at no cost, and “free bee,” literally an extra bee.
November 30, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ⛽
Who can drink 5 gallons of gasoline without dying?
Jerry can.
👉 Category: Fuel Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the double meaning of “Jerry can,” which is both a container for fuel and, in the riddle, a person named Jerry who can supposedly drink gasoline.
November 29, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🚓
Did you hear someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilets?
The cops say they have nothing to go on.
👉 Category: Bathroom Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke twists the phrase “nothing to go on,” which usually means no clues, into a literal bathroom joke about missing toilets.
November 28, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🚽
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and curtains?
SO IT WAS YOU!
👉 Category: Bathroom Jokes
😂 Explanation: The setup sounds like a genuine question, but the punchline reveals someone has been using the curtains instead of toilet paper.
November 27, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🦆
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
“Quack! Quack!”
👉 Category: Thanksgiving Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the turkey pretending to be a duck to avoid being caught. The punchline plays on the idea of quick thinking and mistaken identity for survival.
November 26, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🎮
The new Scandinavian priest seems nice, but I think he might be obsessed with Mortal Kombat.
He ends every service with a “FINNISH HYMN!”
👉 Category: Gaming Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from blending a church hymn with the Mortal Kombat victory phrase “Finish him.” The word “Finnish” ties it to Scandinavia, creating a neat triple pun.
November 25, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🦃
A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn’t find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No, they’re dead.”
👉 Category: Holiday Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the stock boy answering the question literally. Instead of understanding she meant a larger turkey size, he points out the obvious fact that dead turkeys don’t grow.
November 24, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🎁
A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”
“But you are the lawyer,” replied the cops.
“Exactly, so where’s my present?”
👉 Category: Legal Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline plays on the double meaning of the word “present.” The police mean having a lawyer there, while the man twists it to mean a gift.
November 23, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🥊
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
👉 Category: Holiday Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline plays on the fact that many turkeys are cooked with stuffing inside. Saying he “got the stuffing knocked out of him” turns a common phrase into a holiday-themed joke.
November 22, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🔡
People often say that the last four letters in “queue” are silent.
They’re not silent, they’re just waiting for their turn.
👉 Category: English Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the word “queue,” which is pronounced like just the letter Q. The remaining letters seem silent, but the punchline imagines them patiently “waiting in line,” matching the meaning of the word itself.
November 21, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🛹
What do you call a vegetable that’s alright at skateboarding?
Radish.
👉 Category: Food Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from blending “radish” with “rad,” a slang term for something cool or skilled.
November 20, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🎶
Fun fact; around 60% of people who watched The Cure live in concert…
actually watched Placebo and enjoyed it just as much.
👉 Category: Music Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline plays on the similar vibe and fan overlap between The Cure and Placebo. It humorously suggests that many fans can’t tell the bands apart.
November 19, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🦃
A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn’t find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No, they’re dead.”
👉 Category: Thanksgiving Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline comes from the stock boy taking her question literally. She means whether larger turkeys are available, but he answers based on the obvious fact that dead turkeys don’t grow.
November 18, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🏺
Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful…
But that’s how Julius Ceasar!
👉 Category: Historical Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline plays on “that is how you see her,” which sounds like “that is how Julius Caesar.”
November 17, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🐭
Our barn had a rodent problem so we got a cat named Nuclear Bomb.
He’s a weapon of mouse destruction.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke twists “weapon of mass destruction” into “weapon of mouse destruction,” turning a dramatic phrase into a pun.
November 16, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 👶
When a woman has a baby, why is it called delivery?
It’s pretty obvious that it’s takeout.
👉 Category: Woman Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke flips the term “delivery” into a food analogy. Instead of a mother delivering a baby, the punchline treats the newborn like takeout being picked up.
November 15, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🧬
Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
👉 Category: Science Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the crab reference, crabs famously walk sideways. Mixing its DNA with a cheetah turns “sideways” into a literal punchline, blending biology with a playful twist.
November 14, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🧀
You know what? Cottage cheese isn’t really a cheese.
It’s just a curd to me.
👉 Category: Food Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the phrase “a curd to me,” which sounds like “occurred to me.”
November 13, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🕌
Why did Aladdin get banned from the race?
Because of his performance-enhancing rugs.
👉 Category: Cartoon Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the phrase “performance-enhancing drugs.” Aladdin’s magic carpet becomes a “performance-enhancing rug.”
November 12, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🌍
Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn for 24 hours.
So they called it a day.
👉 Category: Science Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the double meaning of “called it a day”, ending an activity and the Earth completing one full rotation, which literally creates a day.
November 11, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ⚰️
A man and his son were driving past the graveyard and the boy asked his father, “Do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”
“Not that I know of,” answered his father. “What made you ask that?”
His son replied, “Well, I saw a gravestone that read ‘Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.’”
👉 Category: Horror Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline plays on the stereotype that lawyers aren’t always honest.
November 10, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🕵️
Police have issued a statement after a nine-year-old girl disappeared.
They said she was last seen using a moisturiser that claims to make you look ten years younger.
👉 Category: Law Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke twists a typical “missing person” setup into an absurd punchline, the girl didn’t vanish mysteriously, she “disappeared” because the cream made her look ten years younger, turning her effectively into a baby or even younger.
November 9, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🌽
Talking to the farmer, the ear of corn begged, “Please don’t eat me! I served honorably in the armed services.”
“I used to be a kernel.”
👉 Category: Food Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the double meaning of “kernel,” which sounds like “colonel,” a military rank.
November 8, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🧦
No matter how many socks you put on a bear…
…it will still have bear feet.
👉 Category: Animal Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the pun on “bear” and “bare.” Even if the bear wears socks, its feet will still be “bear” playing on the homophones for a simple, clever twist.
November 7, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🦅
Sheryl Crow and Russell Crowe walk into a bar.
Bartender calls 911 to report an attempted murder.
👉 Category: Celebrity Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline hinges on the word “murder,” which is the term for a group of crows. With two “Crows” walking in together, the bartender jokingly treats it like an “attempted murder,” turning a collective noun into a clever pun.
November 6, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 📖
Did you hear about the guy who only believed 12.5% of the Bible?
He was an eighthiest.
👉 Category: Religious Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the play on words, “atheist” becomes “eighthiest” because 12.5% is one-eighth. It replaces a belief system term with a math fraction for a clever pun.
November 5, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 📱
Jim asked his phone, “Siri, why am I so bad with women?”
She said, “I’m Alexa, you moron.”
👉 Category: Tech Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on mixing up voice assistants. Instead of answering his question, the device claps back proving exactly why he’s bad with women: even a smart assistant gets annoyed by him.
November 4, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day 😈
Satan arrived to welcome a new damned soul to hell. “Congratulations!” he said. “You wasted your entire pitiful life!”
“Well,” the man replied, “at least I’m not an adult living in my father’s basement.”
👉 Category: Religious Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline flips the insult back at Satan, who, according to mythology, resides “below” his father’s realm. The man’s comeback humorously turns hell into a metaphorical “basement,” making Satan the one living in his father’s basement.
November 3, 2025
😂 Dad Joke of the Day ⌨️
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory?
He wasn’t putting in enough Shifts.
👉 Category: Work Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the double meaning of “Shifts.” In a factory, working enough “shifts” means doing your job, but on a keyboard, the “Shift” key makes it a clever pun about both work performance and typing.
November 2, 2025
🎵😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🍸
C, E-flat, and G go into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.”
👉 Category: Music Jokes
😂 Explanation: In music, C, E-flat, and G form a C minor chord. The bartender’s “we don’t serve minors” cleverly plays on the double meaning of “minor” underage patrons and musical chords!
November 1, 2025
🧵😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🎤👗
Taylor Swift gets her clothes made by a guy named Jeff. Once she needed a dress made within 6 hours and Jeff made it for her in just 45 minutes.
Gotta say, Taylor Swift’s tailor’s swift.
👉 Category: Celebrity Jokes
😂 Explanation: The humor comes from the clever tongue-twisting wordplay, “Taylor Swift’s tailor’s swift” playing on both her name and her tailor’s quick work.
October 31, 2025
🎃🎶 Dad Joke of the Day 💪😂
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween?
“You be Beethoven, I’ll be Bach.”
👉 Category: Halloween Jokes
😂 Explanation: The punchline is a play on words, “I’ll be Bach” sounds like “I’ll be back,” Arnold’s famous movie line. Mixing it with the composer “Bach” creates a perfect Halloween pun combining music and movie humor.
October 30, 2025
💻🎃 Dad Joke of the Day 📜👨💻
Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?
Because Oct31 = Dec25.
👉 Category: Halloween Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke is based on number systems, “Oct31” (October 31 in octal, base 8) equals “Dec25” (December 25 in decimal, base 10). A perfect geek pun merging Halloween and Christmas through code logic!
October 29, 2025
💍😂 Dad Joke of the Day 📜🤣
“I am” is the shortest sentence in the English language.
“I do” is the longest sentence.
👉 Category: Marriage Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the double meaning of “longest sentence” not in terms of word count, but as a humorous way to describe marriage as a lifelong “sentence.”
October 28, 2025
🧠😂 Dad Joke of the Day 📜📚
“Pre” means before and “Post” means after.
Using both at the same time would be Preposterous.
👉 Category: Language Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke cleverly breaks down the prefixes “pre” and “post,” then uses their combination in the word preposterous which ironically means “absurd” making it a perfect example of linguistic humor.
October 27, 2025
🥋😂 Dad Joke of the Day ⏰💨
Bruce Lee had a brother that was never late.
His name was Earl Lee.
👉 Category: Celebrity Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke is a clever play on words, “Earl Lee” sounds like “early,” making Bruce Lee’s punctual brother “Earl Lee Lee.” It’s simple, silly, and perfectly timed!
October 26, 2025
😂👨🦰 Dad Joke of the Day 📜💬
I recently found out that dad jokes have to use the letter “D”.
Otherwise, it’s just a joke.
👉 Category: Wordplay Jokes
😂 Explanation: It’s a clever pun on the term “Dad joke.” Without the letter D, it literally becomes “a joke,” which isn’t a thing making it a perfect meta–dad joke!
October 25, 2025
🧘♂️😂 Dad Joke of the Day 📜💬
Gandhi, as we know, walked barefoot most of his life, which produced large callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him very bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
👉 Category: Historical Jokes
😂 Explanation: This joke is a brilliant pun on the phrase “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” from Mary Poppins, reimagined to humorously describe Gandhi’s frailty, calloused feet, and bad breath “super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.”
October 24, 2025
🚓😂 Dad Joke of the Day 👁️🤣
Yesterday a cop knocked on my door. They said they were looking for a man with just one eye.
I told them it would be more effective to use both eyes.
👉 Category: Law Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the double meaning of “a man with one eye”, the cop meant a person missing an eye, but the speaker takes it literally as the cop searching using only one eye.
October 23, 2025
🧁😂 Dad Joke of the Day 💰🤣
I went to a bakery and said “I’d like to buy a muffin with chocolate chips.”
The baker said, “Sorry, we only take cash.”
👉 Category: Food Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the double meaning of “chips” chocolate chips in a muffin versus “chips” as a form of payment turning a simple bakery request into a clever pun.
October 22, 2025
🚗😂 Dad Joke of the Day 💼🤣
I paid $300 to rent a limo, but that didn’t include the driver.
All that money and nothing to chauffeur it.
👉 Category: Car Jokes
😂 Explanation: The joke plays on the double meaning of “chauffeur”, it sounds like “show for,” creating a clever pun about paying for a limo but having “nothing to show for it.”
October 21, 2025
🛰️😂 Dad Joke of the Day 👽📡
NASA is launching a new satellite to say sorry to any aliens who may have visited Earth.
It’s to be named Apollo G.
👉 Category: Space Jokes
😂 Explanation: A pun on “Apology” and “Apollo G,” turning NASA’s famous missions into a cosmic act of saying sorry!
October 20, 2025
☘️😂 Dad Joke of the Day 🤣🌶️
Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their chili?
Because one more would be too farty.
👉 Category: Irish Jokes
😂 Explanation: It’s a play on “two-forty” sounding like “too farty”, a perfectly cheeky Irish-style joke!
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