Fudge, a decadent, creamy concoction of sugar, butter, and milk, has become a beloved sweet treat worldwide. Its popularity stems from its velvety texture and the irresistible richness that turns each bite into a moment of indulgence. Whether it’s the classic chocolate variety or an adventurous flavor like maple walnut, fudge never fails to delight the palate. But beyond its culinary allure, fudge has also found its way into the realm of humor with a delightful assortment of fudge jokes.
As we approach National Fudge Day, let’s not just celebrate this delightful treat, but also the laughter that these fudge jokes bring, making our enjoyment of this dessert all the more sweet.
Best Fudge Jokes
What do death eaters eat for dessert?
Cornelius Fudge.
Little Johnny’s mom doesn’t like it when he eats a lot of sweets.
So whenever she asks him how much he had he just fudge the numbers.
What did one robber say to the other after stealing 20 tons of Nutella?
“Let’s get the fudge out of here!”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Fudge.
(Fudge who?)
Fudge-get about your worries and have a piece of me!
Did you hear about an Indian grocery store that started a blockchain business where tokens can be redeemed for flatbreads, chocolate, or dog food?
They’re Naan-Fudge-Kibble Tokens.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes a shit her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a fudge.
Who do you call when someone steals your chocolate?
Fudge Judy.
Where do they put you when you’re arrested in the Chocolate Kingdom?
Behind Fudge Bars.
Why did the fudge go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smartie!
Why did the fudge take a nap?
It was feeling a bit crumby and needed to sugar-coat things.
Yo mama so fat, when she got sent to jail, she was put behind fudge bars.
Have you heard about the recent study on fudge?
It may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke…!
A man hobbles into a McDonald’s and walks up to the counter.
He proceeds to place his order of 1 hot fudge sundae.
The cashier asks him, “Crushed nuts?”.
“No,” he says. “Hip replacement.”
What do you call a piece of fudge that’s gone bad?
A spoil-sport!
What did the cup of coffee say to the brownie?
“Wake the fudge up.”
Why shouldn’t you eat too much fudge?
Or else you will have so much pudge you won’t be able to budge.
What do you call people who like to drink hot fudge all year long?
Cocoa-Nuts.
An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a jet fighter appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus, and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio, “Airbus, boring flight, isn’t it? Now have a look here!” He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, “Well, how was that?” The Airbus pilot answers, “Very impressive, but watch this!”
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, “Well, how was that? Confused, the jet pilot asks, “What did you do?”
The Airbus pilot laughs and says, “I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the sh*tter, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry.”
How do Star Wars fans wish on National Fudge Day?
“May the fudge be with you.”
What did the hot fudge say to the ice cream?
”See you next sundae!”
What did Bob Marley’s impersonator say to the crowd at Candy Fair?
“Get up, stand up. Stand up for your fudge. Don’t let them put nougat before us!”
During the holidays, Timmy’s gf comes up to him and asks if he would like some fudge. He enthusiastically agrees.
Her: Male Fudge or Female Fudge?
Timmy: What’s the difference?
Her: Male Fudge has nuts!
Where does the best fudge in the galaxy come from?
Uranus.
What did the fudge say when it was complimented?
“Aw, you’re making me melt!”
Why don’t fudge squares like to play hide and seek?
Because they always get found in the corners!
A Guyanese and a Jamaican walk into a store, the Guyanese tief a fudge brownie and when they left the store he said, “Yuh see dat?” mi tief three fudge brownie bars.
“Nobody cya tief like me!”, and the Jamaican said, “Mek wi go back to the store, me ago show yuh a who the real tief.”
They went in and the Jamaican said to the cashier, “Yuh want to see a magic trick?” The cashier said, “Sure.”
“Hand me a brownie,” he ate it. “Hand me another one,” he ate that too. “Hand me one more,” and he ate it once again.
“Mon, where’s the magic?” said the cashier. The Jamaican man said, “Check the Guyanese pockets and yuh find all three a dem.”
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Why was the fudge always happy?
Because life is sweet.
How does a piece of fudge do its hair?
In a sugar bun.
Why was the fudge great at tennis?
Because it always served a sweet shot.
Do you have a better Fudge joke? Write down your own Fudge puns in the comment section below!
