30 Funny Hot Chocolate Jokes & Puns That Are Mouth Watering

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Jessica Amlee

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Hot chocolate is a beloved beverage enjoyed by people of all ages, especially during the colder months. It’s a warm, comforting drink made from melted chocolate or cocoa powder mixed with hot milk or water. Often sweetened and sometimes enriched with whipped cream or marshmallows, hot chocolate is a staple in winter and holiday traditions.

This warm beverage is more than just a drink; it’s a comfort food, a mood booster, and a reminder of simpler times. Whether it’s sipped around a fire, enjoyed after a day in the snow, or savored as a nightly treat, hot chocolate is synonymous with comfort, relaxation, and a bit of indulgence.

Hot chocolate jokes add a dash of humor to this heartwarming beverage, often playing on its comforting nature or the delightful mess that can sometimes accompany its preparation and enjoyment. Imagine puns that would make even the most discerning moan, one-liners that would melt quicker than a marshmallow in your cup, and gags that will leave you wanting more. Buckle up, because we’re about to plunge headfirst into the enthralling world of Hot Chocolate Jokes!

Best Hot Chocolate Jokes

How did the hipster burn his mouth from hot chocolate?
He drank it before it was cool.

Why did the elephant stand on a marshmallow?
So it wouldn’t fall in the hot cocoa.

Should you use water or milk for hot chocolate?
Some say the choice is clear, but I strongly disagree.

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
Because he didn’t want to fall into the cup of hot chocolate.

Knock, knock!
(Who’s there?)
(Eaton who?)
Eaton roasted nuts, need some hot chocolate.

Why did the hot chocolate go to the police?
Cause it got mugged.

Why was the elephant standing on a marshmallow?
So it wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate.

Every time he drank hot chocolate, a man got a sore eye.
He went to see his eye doctor, who examined his eye. The skin was red and irritated, but the doctor couldn’t figure out why.
Perplexed, the doctor examined the hot chocolate and had it sent to the top labs to discover if the man had an allergy. The results were all inconclusive. Surprisingly, it wasn’t always the same eye.
Frustrated, the doctor eventually requested the man to go through the entire procedure of producing hot chocolate. Was it because of the water? Was it because of the milk?
The doctor agrees and comes around.
“Ah, I can see what the problem is,” said the doctor finally, as the man drinks his beverage in front of him. “You haven’t taken the spoon out.”

How do you know it’s hot outside?
When you milk a brown cow you get hot chocolate.

Why isn’t chocolate served in prison?
Because it makes you break out!

Why was the lady crazy for hot chocolate?
Because she was a cocoanut!

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Philip who?)
Philip my cup of hot chocolate, I’m thirsty!

What is the most appealing drink?
A cup of hot chocolate.

Why do some not like putting a lid on their hot chocolate?
They like to keep their options open.

What do you call stolen cocoa?
Hot Chocolate!

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Candy who?)
Candy you make me a cup of hot chocolate?

A woman ordered a hot chocolate at a restaurant and the blonde waitress brought her a Hershey bar and a match.

The police handed him a nice, steaming cup of hot cocoa while they were taking his picture.
It was a mug shot.

A man visits his father, who is 84 years old, at a nursing home.
He notices the nurse handing his father a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra pill while he is there.
“Why are you doing that?” the man inquires of the nurse. What will either do for him at his age?”
“The hot chocolate will help him fall asleep sooner,” the nurse advises.
“OK,” the man says, “and what about the Viagra?”
“That keeps him from rolling out of bed.”

What kind of Valentine’s Day drink is never on time?
Hot ChocoLATE.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Sid who?)
Sid down and have a cup of hot chocolate.

Recommended: Milk Jokes

Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.

What does hot chocolate feel like?
It is like a hug from inside.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Hello, who?)
Hello, can I order a skinny hot chocolate frappuccino to go?!

What’s a coconut’s favorite drink?
Hot Cocoa!

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Rich, who?)
Rich, dark, and hot chocolate!

On the eve of a record-breaking cold winter night, a wife notices her husband run to the backyard with a bucket in his hand.
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says, “Icy, what you did there.”

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Imogen who?)
Imogen life without hot chocolate!

Have a better Hot Chocolate joke? Post your own Hot Chocolate puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

1 thought on “30 Funny Hot Chocolate Jokes & Puns That Are Mouth Watering”

  1. I had to make a note in my calendar about the deadline to deliver a baby deer that can be dipped in pots of hot chocolate.
    It read “Fawn-due”!


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