Puns are like the secret agents of humor, sneaking in clever wordplay to make your brain do a double take. They take ordinary words and twist their meanings in ways you didn’t see coming, leaving you both impressed and slightly annoyed at how smart they are.

Pun jokes thrive on this cleverness, turning a simple phrase into a laugh-out-loud moment for those quick enough to catch the wordplay. It’s the kind of humor that’s as satisfying as solving a riddle but way funnier. No matter the topic, pun jokes always sneak in a clever twist that makes you appreciate the art of language.

Best Pun Jokes

Whiteboards are remarkable.
One bird can’t make a pun. But toucan.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
No matter how generous and caring your children are… German children are kinder.
Atoms are such liars: they make up everything.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.
i, for one, like Roman numerals.
The plateau is the highest form of flattery.
Orion’s Belt is a waist of space.
A flat-earther’s greatest fear is sphere itself.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer; don’t know what he laced them, and now I’m tripping all day!
Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac because they always take things,literally.
Studying to become a licensed funeral director is a grave undertaking.
Corduroy pillows… they’re making headlines!
I entered a joke competition once with 10 puns. Thought I’d win, but no pun in ten did.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Were you at the antennas’ wedding? No, but I heard the reception was great!
My father just ran away with the milkman. How dairy.
Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? He was too far out, man.
Don’t try the sausage in germany..it’s the wurst!

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Why does the French only have one egg? because un oeuf is enough.
A flat-earther’s greatest fear is sphere itself.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose?? NOBODY KNOWS!
If Coca-Cola starts making a cannabis-infused soft drink they should call it Toka-Cola.
Have you seen Shakespeare’s “The Pun”? It’s a play on words.
I remember the time my parents revoked my PlayStation rights. I was inconsolable.
Why is b^2 – 4ac racist? Because it’s a discriminant.
The bomb didn’t want to go off. So it refused.
The detective shuddered when he realised the weapons from each crime scene were the same weight. They weren’t just chasing a serial killer, they were chasing a mass murderer.
If a child refuses to take a nap, is he resisting a rest?!
Why can’t you tell jokes to thieves? Because they take things literally.
Past, Present, and Future all walk into a bar at the same time. It was tense.
How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy? She gave him a piece of her mind.
A guacamole is 6.0221414×10^23 guacas. This is also known as… Avocado’s Number.
Did you know Seville is the Spanish city with the lowest army recuritment rate? They’re all Sevillians.
Shout out to the people wondering what the opposite of in is.
Is a person born with a photographic memory? Or does it take time to develop?
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet; I don’t know why.
If you push me off the 2nd floor, I’ll probably live, but if you push me off of the 5th floor… That’s a different story.
What do you call a small soda without a small apple in it? Miniappleless Minisoda.

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The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom swept the nation.
What do you call a $1000 door? A grand entrance.
If you put a picture of yourself in a locket then I guess you’re independent.
Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.
What do you call a French person being a jerk? A douchebaguette.
The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran.
Why is Ireland always getting Richer? It’s capital is always Dublin!
She told me i was average, but she was just being mean.
I knew I was destined to be a psychologist, not a magician when I pulled a habit out of a rat.
Ear infections could have been more aptly named earitations.
Why is 1 = 0? Cos 0 = 1
A bipartisan bill legalizing medical marijuana for use in alleviating symptoms of arthritis would be joint support for joint support for joint support!
If you are ever cold, just stand in the corner since most corners are 90 degrees!
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Cos it’s the scenter.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban at the zoo.
I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop any time.
“I dropped my toothpaste!” Tom exclaimed, crestfallen.
A good pun is its own reword.
I can’t stand Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

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A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
I thought my nose was bleeding, but it’s not.
Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
I don’t see the humor in blind jokes.
My dad farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels.
When I went to college I was going to join the debating team but someone talked me out of it.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A broken pencil is pointless.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Breaking a piggybank should be considered beating it centsless.
Whale, Whale, Whale, Water we have here.
To whoever took my Microsoft Office: I will find you. You have my Word.
Poop jokes are not my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two.
To be Frank, I’d have to legally change my name.
I discovered I have a fetish for figuring things out. I came to the realization.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
pumpkin circumference ÷ pumpkin diameter = pumpkin π
One fifth of people are just too tense.
I stayed up all night wondering when the sun would rise, then it dawned on me.
My skiing skills are really going downhill.

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How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
If inmates fall in love, do they finish each other’s sentences?
The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
A red ship and a blue ship crash on a deserted island, they were marooned.
I find prison guards captivating.
The perfect career for a spider is a web designer.
Sand is a combination of the words sea and land, as it is where they meet. You could say it is their ship name.
A dinosaur predicted his species would be wiped out and he was meteor-right.
I hate negative numbers and will stop at nothing to avoid them…
A lawyer dropped his phone but it didn’t break. He had the perfect case.
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
I had a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing.
I bet the ocean is salty because no one waves back.
I’m from the Friend Zone originally. But now I live in the Bae Area.
Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
Someone stole my coffee last night. I was mugged.
Do spiders outside of the US have 2.4 meters instead of 8 feet?
I can’t believe we still make pennies when it costs more than they’re worth. It makes no cents.
When the treasure hunter had excavated down six feet, he realized he had made a grave error.

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Can you conquer the continent of Asia? No, but Genghis Khan.
Having an organ donor preference on your license is a dead giveaway.
If a pope gains a neutron, does he become an isopope?!
Time flies when you’re throwing clocks.
I broke the glass coffee pot at work when I put cold water in it. You could say it lost its temper.
If you’re thinking about working in a prison library, it’s important to consider the prose and cons.
In case of home invasion, a Spaniard hides in hispanic room.
RIP boiled water, you will be mist.
Iron man is technically a Fe-male.
Don’t spell part backwards, it’s a trap.
I’m glad I know sign language. It’s pretty handy.
French fries were not invented in France. They were invented in Greece.
Stairs make me nervous… because they’re alway up to something.
A friend sold me a broken fridge. Not cool.
Since con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?!
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
Benedict Cumberbatch should name his child “Queue”, Cucumber Batch.
I sleep in a castle once every two weeks. It’s my fort night.
There is a lengthy article on Japanese sword fighters, but I can Samurais it for you.
Trees must be really releafed during the spring time.

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What begins with the letter W and ends with the letter T.
It is known that when women get married… they get a new name and a dress.
A person who sells boats would be a… Sailsman?!
I hate how funerals are at 9 am or 10 am. I’m not a mourning person.
We had a contest at work for best neckwear. It was a tie.
Can February March? No, but April May.
Babies are often up in arms.
I just found a bra in the middle of the library.
There was a knight who always refused battle. His name was Sir Render.
England may not have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Diarrhea was hereditary because it runs in your jeans.
I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex, he’s a small arms dealer.
If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence.
I’m not exactly sure why my posture is so bad but I have a hunch.
Once you invest in a butcher shop, you become a steakholder.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
There are two types of weather in Muslim countries, Sunni weather and Shi’ite weather.
Scientists just grew human vocal cords in a petri dish… the results speak for themselves.
Quitting a job because you aren’t being paid enough should be called… a Wage Quit.
If superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite, a fragment of his home world, does that mean that Goku’s only weakness would be Vegemite?!

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Sleeping in math class is a calculated risk.
Yesterday a clown held the door for me. It was a nice jester.
A battle with steroids addiction only makes you stronger.
I don’t get why pregnant women are always so hungry… I mean they gestate!
The Lazy Susan was truly a revolutionary product for its time.
I want to discuss lawn ornaments, but I don’t know the proper gnomenclature.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
The country with most desire for robots is Botswana.
When you get a hair cut, you don’t like it at first. But it slowly grows on you.
I just love rehydrated raisins, they’re grape.
A whole city in England was stolen yesterday. The police are looking for Leeds.
My career in piloting really took off! What they don’t know is I’m just winging it.
My friend has recently become completely bald, so he had rabbits tattooed on his scalp because in the distance they may look like hares.
Went to a record shop that was going out of business. All sales were vinyl.
My computer just crashed, it had a bad driver.
Which car can everybody buy? A Ford.
My favorite spell to cast in the kitchen! I like to use cast iron.
Did you hear about the submerged hat? It was cap-sized.
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

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What kind of parties do owls have? Hootenannies.
What do you call a book about trash on the ground? Litterature.
What do you call a dog floating in the water? A good buoy.
I was supposed to bring the best hotdog but instead I bratwurst.
What do you call an imaginary sister? Why, a hypothesis of course!
I adopted a crow today. It was for a good caws.
Google is useless. I tried looking up lighters and all they had was 69,800,000 matches.
I tried to communicate with the dead for an hour with no success. Now I’m just Ouija bored.
Sailing is 1% knot work and 99% not work.
What does a cloud wear under it’s raincoat? Thunderwear.
Which part of our body will die last? Pupils because they dilate.
Why can’t you run through a camp? It’d be ran, because it’s past tents.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on the side? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
Is there a politically correct way to shop for a CD player? Don’t want to judge based on stereo types.
My boyfriend is hot, and he’s great at holding sheet metal together. He’s a bit of a stud.
What caused the church to go silent? Total organ failure.
What do you call having your grandma on speed dial? Instagram.
Have you ever tried espresso and milk? I like it a latte.
Why do people cry when they finally have their dream house? Because it’s a moving experience.

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Why don’t they make a movie about tetris? I’m sure it would be a real blockbuster.
What do you call a resistor that was born as the wrong component? A transistor.
Why does the Pirates’ alphabet have 32 letters? Because there are 7 c’s.
Have you ever realised how pretty the second letter of the word hive is? I’ve always said that beauty is in the I of the bee holder
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because its the scenter.
I got arrested for taking really bright pictures. The police are charging me with Indecent Exposure.
What does a house wear? Address.
How do pigeons elect their leaders? They don’t. A pigeon can only gain power through a coo d’état.
What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms? 2 Na.
Where do TVs go on vacation? To remote islands.
How many ears does Spock have? Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
Did you hear the there’s going to be a Looney Tunes and Avatar: The Last Airbender crossover? Yosemite Sam is going to be a member of the tar nation.
What do you call the Security Guards that works at Samsung? Guardians of the Galaxy.
Did you hear about the spaghetti maker that died? He PASTA way.
What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with a melon? They cantaloupe.
What do you call a Roomba in a hospital? Medi-vac.
Where are Viking babies kept? In the Norsery!
What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A BABOOM.
What do you call ad copy written by a communist? Marxeting.