Holidays often feel like a treasure hunt for kids, with schools closed, treats everywhere, and days that seem to stretch longer than usual. Each moment becomes a small adventure, and families notice how children turn even simple activities into big stories. After all that fun comes the search for even more ways to laugh, which makes Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids a natural part of the excitement.
These kid-friendly Holiday Jokes keep that cheerful energy going as families move from one celebration to the next. Kids love when grownups join in the fun, turning plain moments into warm and silly memories. As the season rolls on, these jokes help everyone stay upbeat, giving children a playful way to share joy while adults get a small break wrapped in laughter.
Kid-Friendly Holiday Jokes
Where does Santa stay when he’s on Holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel!
What do you end up with if you snack on Holiday decorations?
You get tinselitus!
What do you call a snowman on holiday in the Australian tropics?
A puddle!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Holly.
(Holly who?)
Holly-days are here again!
What kind of covers does the gingerbread man use when he goes to sleep?
Cookie sheets!
What fills a snowman’s bowl when it’s time for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Chip.
(Chip who?)
Chip-chip hooray, it’s Christmas day!
What kind of bug wants nothing to do with Christmas at all?
A humbug!
What do angry mice send to each other during the Holidays?
Cross-mouse cards!
How does Santa check the size of anything he needs to measure?
Santameters!
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Where does a snowman stash his savings to be safe?
In a snow bank!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Tinsel.
(Tinsel who?)
Tinsel the season to be jolly!
What tune fills the trees when monkeys celebrate Christmas?
Jungle bells!
What is a child’s favorite king during the Holiday season?
A stoc-king!
Which Christmas carol do parents enjoy more than any other?
Silent Night.
What do the road crews rely on when they work at the North Pole?
Snow cones!
What do you call Santa the moment he stops moving?
Santa Pause.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Cookie.
(Cookie who?)
Cookie quick, Santa’s almost here!
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What do you call buying a piano for the holidays?
Christmas Chopin!
How does Christmas Day come to an end?
With the letter Y!
Where do snowmen head when they want a fancy night of dancing?
A snow ball!
What subject does an elf focus on most during school?
The elfabet.
What did the beaver say when greeting the Christmas tree?
“Nice gnawing you!”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Snowflake.
(Snowflake who?)
Snowflake a wish and it might come true!
What goes oh, oh, oh?
Father Christmas walking backward!
How much does Santa have to pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing. It’s on the house!
When the gingerbread man broke his leg, what did the doctor tell him to do?
“Try icing it.”
What do sheep say to each other during the Holiday season?
“Merry Christmas to ewe.”
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What do you call an elf who robs fancy gift wrap ties from the rich and shares them with the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
What does Mrs. Claus say when she spots clouds gathering in the sky?
“It looks like rain, deer.”
What is the perfect thing to give your parents when Christmas rolls around?
A list of what you want.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Yah.
(Yah who?)
Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!
What did one snowman casually say to the other during a chilly day?
“You’re cool.”
What’s the difference between a reindeer and a knight in shining armor?
One is slaying a dragon and the other is dragging a sleigh.
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop needles.
What do snowmen take when the sun starts warming things up?
A chill pill.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Hey, do you smell carrots?”
What happens when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple.
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Why did the turkey end up joining the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Howard.
(Howard who?)
Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?!
How does Darth Vader like his Christmas turkey served?
On the dark side
What do you call an elf who never likes to share anything?
Elfish!
Why did the turkey decide to cross the road that day?
Because it was the chicken’s day off!
When can Christmas ever come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
What is the best Holiday present anyone could hope to get?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Luke.
(Luke who?)
Luke at all those presents!
Why is it becoming harder to buy Advent calendars these days?
Their days are numbered!
How did Scrooge manage to win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed!
What did the stamp say to the Holiday card?
“Stick with me and we’ll go places!”
What athlete is the warmest in winter?
A long jumper!
One time, Father Christmas lost his underpants.
That’s how he got the name Saint Knicker less!
What is Santa’s favorite place to go when delivering presents?
Idaho-ho-ho!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dewey.
(Dewey who?)
Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here?!
Why does Christmas always feel extra cold each year?
Because it’s in Decembrrrrrr.
What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door.
Which one of Santa’s reindeer is known for having the worst manners?
RUDE-olph.
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas version has no L (noel).
What falls all the time at the North Pole yet never gets hurt?
Snow.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Mary.
(Mary who?)
Mary Christmas!
Why do reindeer always manage to tell such great stories?
Because they all have tails.
What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert?
“O camel ye faithful..”
Why is Santa always so jolly every year?
Because he knows where all the toys are!
How did Joseph and Mary weigh baby Jesus at birth?
They had a weigh in the manger.
What is the most romantic part of your body during Christmas time?
Mistle toe.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Elf.
(Elf who?)
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Why does Scrooge have such a soft spot for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!
How do sheep say Merry Christmas to each other?
“Fleece Navidad.”
What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills.
Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee?
Star-bucks!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Snow.
(Snow who?)
Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!
Why are Santa’s helpers depressed?
Because they have low elf-esteem.
What’s the best thing to put into a Christmas pie?
Your teeth.
Why did Santa win an award?
He was very present-able.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Gladys.
(Gladys who?)
Gladys Christmas!
Why did Santa’s workshop stop making cell phones?
Because the workers were distracted taking Elfies.
What will you be at Christmas?
Yule be happy.
Do you have a funny Holiday Joke for kids? Write down your best kid-friendly ones in the comment section below!
