Kurt Cobain was the guy who made grunge music a big deal in the ’90s. With his messy hair, baggy clothes, and a guitar that probably needed therapy, he became the voice of every teenager who felt misunderstood. He was the lead singer of Nirvana, a band that accidentally made flannel shirts cool. His voice sounded like he had just woken up from a nap he didn’t want to take, but somehow, people loved it. Now that you know who he was, it’s time to talk about the humor related to him.
Kurt Cobain jokes are like your friend who makes weird comments during class, they shouldn’t be funny, but somehow they are. Fans laugh, not to disrespect the legend, but to celebrate how big of a mood he really was. One moment you’re headbanging to Nirvana, and the next, you’re laughing because someone made a joke about his lyrics sounding like a blender full of angst.
Best Kurt Cobain Jokes
Why did Kurt Cobain’s protein shake taste awful?
It was Something in the Whey.
Why was Kurt Cobain depressed at 13?
Midlife Crisis.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What did Kurt Cobain say when he met Vanna White?
“Hey I’m Near Vanna!“
Did you know that Kurt Cobain had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana.
…Kurt Cobain did it the other way round.
Most love open-minded people.
Like JFK and Kurt Cobain.
What does Kurt Cobain have in common with Romeo and Juliet?
Their end was brought by Love.
Kurt Cobain jokes are risky..
…but you should always keep one locked and loaded because they’re a blast!
I like music by underground artists.
Like Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Bob Marley and Prince.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
Whenever I need a boost of energy, I like to do a Kurt Cobain.
It’s when you shotgun a Rockstar.
What color were Kurt Cobain’s eyes?
Blue. One blew this way, and the other blew the other way.
Justin Bieber has said, “I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don’t understand me.”
By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, “I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I k*lled myself.”
Why can’t you tell secrets to Kurt Cobain?
Because he’s dead.
How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?
With a mop.
Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain really did have so much in common.
Because both were successful punk rockers, who are most well known for k*lling Kurt Cobain.
Why can’t you tell secrets to Kurt Cobain?
Because he’ll go sh00ting his m0uth off.
Courtney Love once asked Jon Bon Jovi to name her new band. Bon Jovi jokingly suggested ‘Hole’.
Love though this was great – provocative and rude – so she went with it. Her ex, Corey Hart, of ‘Sunglasses At Night’ fame, did not approve. He sought to confront Bon Jovi on the night of Hole’s first gig and, a little drunk, tried to climb the fence of Bon Jovi’s LA estate.
Bon Jovi, thinking Hart an intruder, winged him with a gun belonging to Bono and The Edge’s tour manager, who was dining there that night. The ensuing fracas was in all the papers, overshadowing Hole’s debut, and angering Kurt Cobain, who was interested in Hole’s lead singer.
Cobain sent Jon Bon Jovi a note, demanding he apologise, and Bon Jovi replied …
“Shot Corey Hart, and U2 blamed. You give Love a band name.”
I was gonna make a joke about Kurt Cobain but I forgot it.
Oh well, whatever, nevermind.
What was the last thing to pass through Kurt Cobain’s mind?
A 12 gauge shell.
How do you know when you are dumb?
When Kurt Cobain’s ceiling has more brains than you.
Kurt Cobain lived as a professional musician.
…and died as an amateur painter.
They have just made a beer in honour of Kurt Cobains death.
It’s bitter and has no head.
Kurt Cobain hated “Smells Like Teen Spirit” so much…
He k*lled the songwriter.
What was Kurt Cobain’s greatest release?
The safety lever.
What does Kurt Cobain want for Christmas?
His two front teeth.
What did Kurt Cobain’s lawn sing to the gardener?
Rake me,
Rake me, my friend.
I’m not the only lawn,
Whoaoaoaooo
What did Kurt Cobain say after opening a 13-year-old bottle of vodka?
Smells like teen spirit.
Did you hear about the Kurt Cobain half stack?
The cabinet is great but it doesn’t come with a head.
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What was Kurt Cobain’s number one hit?
The Floor.
What was Kurt Cobain’s favorite type of mic?
Shotgun.
Kurt Cobain aimed for the stars,
But his head was in the way.
What do a Musical Artist and a Painting Artist have in common?
Kurt Cobain.
Why was Kurt Cobain always confused?
His mind was all over the place.
What do Kurt Cobain and Kobe Bryant have in common?
They both made their last shot.
What do you get when you cross a duck with Kurt Cobain?
An overdose on quack.
Why can’t you surprise Kurt Cobain?
Because he already blew his own mind.
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What do a whale and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both have holes in their heads.
What would Kurt Cobain do if he were here right now?
Stink!
What was Kurt’s last drink?
A couple of shots.
Do you have a funny Kurt Cobain Joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain’s ceiling.
Kurt Cobain didn’t mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. “I’m not coming back”. “I swear I don’t have a gun.”