Every year, when Amazon Prime Day shows up, it feels like Christmas came early but only for your credit card bill. Shoppers rush online, adding things to their carts they didn’t even know existed five minutes ago. It’s that special time when scrolling through endless deals feels more important than sleeping, eating, or talking to actual humans. And yes, this blog had to join the party by sharing some Prime Day Jokes.
Now, you might wonder why anyone would joke about two days of shopping chaos. But trust me, it’s the perfect recipe: giant discounts, last-minute panic, and a wish list that grows longer every second. Prime Day jokes help us laugh at our own deal-hunting madness, turning buyer’s guilt into buyer’s giggles. After all, what’s funnier than realizing you bought a glow-in-the-dark toilet brush at 70% off?!
Best Amazon Prime Day Jokes
What’s the difference between Amazon Prime Day and the Amazon River?
The Amazon River actually has sails.
What is Optimus’s favorite day of the year?
Amazon Prime Day.
Every day is Prime Day when you’ve failed at math.
Quite unhappy with Prime Day.
Amazon Prime Day is on the 8th. I personally would not partake of Prime Day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st.
When does Wonder Woman go on a date with a Transformer?
Amazon Prime Day.
Just a warning if you’re buying a watch on Amazon Prime Day.
I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it.
What’s the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime.
My friend asked me what I got on Prime Day…
I answered, “A bunch of pictures of dogs.”
Amazon has started a new dating service, based on meeting people who buy the same things you do on Prime.
It’s called PrimeMates.
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I’m binge-watching a TV show for free on Amazon, but it won’t let me watch certain episodes. Specifically episode number 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, and 97.
Those are only available on Amazon Prime Day.
What’s the name of Optimus Prime’s brother who lives in South American jungle?
Amazon Prime.
Why are there no comedy shows on Prime Day?
Because their delivery takes two days.
I wanted to tell a joke about Amazon Prime Day.
But I’d probably just f*ck up the delivery.
When do Australians order monkies?
Amazon Prime Day, mate.
You know, online shopping services are really successful nowadays…
Amazon is a Prime example.
What do Amazon Prime Day and a fanfiction website have in common?
Free shipping!
My heart goes out to those…
Who couldn’t spend Amazon Prime Day with their family or loved ones
What do you call two monkeys who shop online on Prime Day?
Prime mates.
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Our descendants will one day laugh at the fact that…
We used to have to work on Amazon Prime Day.
What do you call an Amazon package that’s always running late?
A prime example of disappointment.
Don’t order hay for your horse off Amazon on Prime Day.
After a couple of days, they’ll ask for your feed back.
Do you know that every day is a Prime Day?
When you have a credit card and no self control.
My dog loves Prime Day too…
So many new boxes to chew on!
Did you hear the one about the Amazon driver on Prime Days?
It was all in the delivery.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon on Prime Day.
I’ll let you know.
What sport did the Amazon delivery guy play on Prime Day?
Boxing!
Did you see that Jeff Bezos stepped down as Amazon CEO?
Quit while he was in his Prime Days.
I ordered a vault and a speaker from Amazon on Prime Day.
They arrived safe and sound.
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How does the Pope pay for his Amazon orders on Prime Day?
Papal.
This Prime Day, Dr. Frankenstein placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn’t expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Why do dinosaurs pay for Amazon Shipping?
Because they lived in a land before Prime.
Do you have a funny Prime Day Joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
I wanted to tell a joke about Prime Day.
You just have to wait 2-3 days to receive the punchline.