Thor has become one of the most popular superheroes in comics and movies thanks to massive battles, crashing thunder, and a hammer that never seems to land quietly. Fans enjoy the mix of action, dramatic entrances, and total chaos that follows wherever the hero goes. Even the most serious missions can turn wild once lightning starts flashing and things begin flying through the air.
Thor jokes take all that loud superhero action and turn it into pure comedy filled with confusion, destruction, and ridiculous moments. One minute, everything is peaceful, and the next, someone is diving out of the way because a hammer just smashed through the room. The humor comes from mixing godlike powers with everyday situations that fall apart almost instantly.
Best Thor Jokes
Why did Thor lose his lightning powers?
Because his father grounded him.
How fast was Thor’s hammer destroyed?
Hela Fast.
Marvel has introduced a female Thor.
Women’s status in comic books has gone from bad to Norse.
A co-worker asked me, “If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has superpowers, who would be the winners?”
“Your parents when you move out.”
My wife wishes I had the body of Thor, but I already do…
She just hasn’t seen Endgame yet.
What do Chris Hemsworth and Mike Tyson have in common after a workout?
They’re both Thor.
Thor, Iron Man, and Hulk walk into IKEA.
Avengers… Assemble.
What if Thor becomes Gold Thor?
He will become an Author.
Why did no one notice Thor’s brother?
Because he was low-key.
Why did his brother avoid him after their last contest?
He was a Thor loser.
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What is Thor’s favorite band?
Daft Punk, because he’s up all night to get Loki.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space.
Does that make him an AUSTRALIEN?!
What do you call a dog who can lift Thor’s hammer?
Labrathor.
Thor doesn’t get drunk…
He gets hammered.
What does the god of thunder get when he drops his hammer?
A Thor foot.
A guy was walking down the street when he glanced down an alley and saw that it was almost entirely demolished. In the center of the rubble laid a man with all his teeth missing and blood pouring from his mouth.
The bystander ran up to the injured man. “What happened?”
“Well, I wath jutht walking along, minding my own buthinethth, when all of a thudden a group of bank robberth ran by. And they were being followed by that group of thuperheroeth.”
“The Avengers?”
“Yeah, them! Anyway, a big green guy jumped in the air and landed in the middle of them and thtarted fighting them.”
“The Hulk?”
“Yeah, that guy! Then a guy in an iron thuit joined the fight and thtarted firing light beamth at them.”
“Iron Man?”
“Yeah, him! Then a guy with a winged helmet pulled out a giant hammer and threw it at the criminalth, but the hammer hit the wall and I got hit in the mouth with a whole lot of brickth!”
“Thor?”
“I’ll thay, it hurtth like hell!”
Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?
He has an Asgard.
What does Loki call Thor?
“Brothor.”
Why did Thor file a police report?
Because someone stole his thunder.
Why did the God of Thunder go to the dentist?
He had a Thor tooth.
Why did Loki throw a tantrum when he couldn’t find his brother during a game of hide and seek?
Because he was a Thor loser.
How can you tell Odin’s sons apart?
Thor has long, golden, amazing hair.
His brother is Balder.
Oh sure, when Thor throws a hammer, he’s a hero!
But when I do it, I’m “out of control” and “banned from Home Depot!”
What does Thor call his underpants?
Thunderwear.
Yo mama so strong, she lifted Thor’s hammer.
Why did the ant name its middle segment ‘Stormbreaker’?
Because that was its Thor axe.
What do ya get when you make a paper diorama of Norse Mythology?
Thor-a-gami.
Why does Thor iron his cloak?
Because he knows what a crisp hem’s worth.
What does Mjolnir become when Thor throws it?
Mjolfar.
Why did Thor leave the hospital after he lost all his powers?
Because he was discharged.
What is Thor’s favorite method of communication?
Norse code.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Thor.
(Thor who?)
Thor knuckleth from knocking!
If Thor throws his hammer a long distance,
Does that make it Mjol-far?!
What did Thor say after he smashed the car with his hammer?
“Thorry.”
Why did Thor not go for the head?
Because he was going for the Thor-Axe.
How does Thor power his appliances?
With a lightning Adapter.
What is Loki’s least favorite day of the week?
Thor’s Day.
Who are Thor’s favorite characters in Mario Bros?
Hammer Bros.
What is the brand of underwear that Thor uses?
A$$ guard.
Thanos in Avengers: Infinity War: “You should have gone for the head.”
“You made a mistake with the Thor Axe.”
Where does Thor grow his vegetables?
In his Asgarden.
Why was Thor avoiding his brother?
He Odin money.
Yo mama so nasty, she’s not even allowed to look at Thor’s hammer.
How does Thor’s mom call him for supper?
“O Din Son!”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Odin.
(Odin who?)
Odint you meet my son Thor?
What do Thor’s kids use to draw?
A Ragnadoodle.
How do meteorologists track lightning strikes?
They use a Thor-mometer!
What did Thor say to his girlfriend?
“I’m so happy we’re togethor.”
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How does Thor keep his suit from getting wrinkled?
With help from Iron Man.
Some people say that Thor’s father was pretty amazing,
But I think he was fairly Odin-ary.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Thor.
(Thor who?)
Thorsty after that long journey!
What party game does Thor like most?
The scAVENGER hunt.
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